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ASTRONAUT:
Mission Control, come in.
Mission Control, do you read?

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Mayday. Mayday.

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On reentry into Earth's orbit,
I seem to have faIIen into,

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I don't know,
some kind of tear
in time and space.

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My coordinates are unknown.
ls this even Earth?

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Ship's instruments
indicate should be
White Sands, New Mexico.

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Obvious error.
ls anyone receiving this?
Come back.

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(ROARlNG)

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Oh, God. Oh, God.

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Recovery team!
Recovery team,
fix coordinates now!

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Where the hell am I?
Somebody respond!

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Recovery team,
come back, God damn it!

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Does anybody...

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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHlNG)

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Oh, God. Oh, God!

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Does anyone read...

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No!

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MALE ANNOUNCER:
This is Today,
with Matt Lauer.

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We're back now with
Dr. Rick Marshall,

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whose new book arrives
in stores tomorrow.

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lt was back in Oslo, Doctor,
last month, that you just
startled your colleagues

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with this theory of yours
that takes science in
a completely new direction.

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Quantum. . .
Quantum Paleontology.

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Quantum Paleontology,
that's correct.

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What exactly is that?

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Well, it's. . .
Not to say modestly,
it's our very future, Matt.

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lt's the only
real solution

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to solving this
fossil fuel crisis
we're experiencing.

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And it boils down
to two simple words.

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Renewable biofuels.

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Close. Time warps.

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Time warps?
Time warps.

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You're serious about this.

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l'm deadly serious.

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Five years,
over $50 million
on my research.

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You've spent
$50 million of your own
money studying time warps?

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No, that's adorable.
No, taxpayers' money.
l don't have $50 million.

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And now you're
asking for more.

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lt's all explained
in my book.

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l know.
We've plugged
the book.

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(READlNG)

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Yeah.

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Bantam Books. Amazon.

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We are living
in a time right now
with huge cuts in. . .

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l saw.

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Huge cuts in spending.
Right.

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We're in dire
economic straits,

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and you're
spending $50 million
on studying time warps.

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How do you not think
that's irresponsible?

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Well, l. . .
Are you smoking?

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No, l'm making a balloon
animal here, earthling.

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But you can't smoke
in the studio.

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Okay, no one told me that.

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Just, you can't.

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Look, look. . . Fine.

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There are huge, huge
amounts of trans-dimensional
energy out there

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just waiting for us
to throw the switch.

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Energy crisis averted.

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You are asking people
to stake the entire future
of industrialized civilization

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on what you call
"parallel dimensions."

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What about the critics
who have a fair question,
Doctor?

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Mmm-hmm.

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They say this theory
of yours is not science.
lt is non-science.

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And some are even more blunt,
and they say it's nonsense.

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How do you
respond to that?

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My critics?
Your critics.

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And there are
a lot of them.
Can you be more specific?

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Stephen Hawking.

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Stephen Hawking
says this is nonsense.
That's his word.

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Okay, you know what?
This interview's over.

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Why?

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Because, like, your
producers said you wouldn't
bring that up, all right?

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lt's a fair question.

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No, it's not!
lt's a hatchet job!

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That was my guest
Dr. Rick Marshall,

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whose book arrives
in stores tomorrow.

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RlCK: Goddamn
right it was!

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You might want to look for it

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in the "l'm out of my
freaking mind" department.

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When we come back,
trampolines.

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Summer fun or silent killer?

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MAN: Wait, wait!
He's making a run
for the stage!

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Are you out
of your mind?

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MAN: Hey, he's so strong !
What are you, crazy?

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(RlCK SCREAMlNG)

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Ladies and gentlemen,
esteemed colleagues,
l'll conclude with this.

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Our very future
depends on one thing.

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(RlCK READlNG)

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Subatomic particles that
move so incredibly fast,

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they actually travel
backwards in time.

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Ask yourself, what if there
was a device that could
harness these tachyons?

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We could open
and travel through
warps in time and space.

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What's that?
Not in our lifetime?

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My friends,
l've designed
such a device.

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l give to you
the tachyon amplifier.

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Genius in a box.

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Only with this device,
you don't travel
forwards or backwards.

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You travel sideways in time

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to another dimension
where past, present
and future all meet.

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And lights!

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All right,
any questions?

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Oh ! Great. Yes.
You, right there, young man.

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Yeah.
lf you shot a ton
of pot at the sun,

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would it burn up
and get everybody high?

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No. No, no.

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Are there any real questions
that pertain to science?

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Do you take Cialis?

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BOY: Why were you crying
in the bathroom
before this presentation?

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How come it looks like
you're about to cry now?

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Do dinosaurs have boobs?

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That's it. That's it.
Everybody out of here.

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Get out of here!
Go play in the parking lot.

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Go run around
on the freeway,
l don't care.

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MAN: Okay, guys,
let's get some sugar!

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l have a question.

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Did you ever try to make
the tachyon amplifier?

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Who are you?

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Oh ! l'm sorry.
l'm Holly Cantrell.

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l studied all your
work at Cambridge.

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l think you're brilliant.

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Well, Holly from Cambridge
who thinks l'm brilliant,

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l started,
but l didn't finish.
So, no.

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No, but you have to build it.
l mean,
it's the most incredible. . .

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What are you eating?

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lt's a donut
stuffed with M&M's.

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That way when you finish
the donut, you don't
have to eat any M&M's.

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But don't you see?
You were absolutely right.

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Everything. . .
Stop!

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Chasing that theory got me
laughed out of mainstream
science and landed me here.

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And you know what?
l don't have anyone
to blame but myself.

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'Cause, as they say,
if you don't make it,
it's your own damn "vault."

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That's a bitch-slap
of truth right there.

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lf your theories
are such rubbish,
then explain this.

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That fossil is over
265 million years old

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with an imprint
of a $1 0 lighter.

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Go on, explain that.

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l found it out in the desert
along with crystals like this

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that radiate pure
tachyon energy.

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Go on.

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Explain that.

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Captain Kirk's nipples!

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FEMALE ANNOUNCER: The tar pits
will be open in five minutes.

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Dr. MarshaII,
please return the page.

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(KNOCKlNG AT DOOR)

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HOLLY: Dr. Marshall?

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(MOANlNG)

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Oh, my God.

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Are you all right?
Hey. Up you get.

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(GRUNTlNG)

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Here. Just lean against. . .
Oh, dear.

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l'm fine, okay.
l just worked late.

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Then l got hungry,
and l had several meals
and lapsed into a food coma.

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(SlGHS)

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l've had issues
with food in the past,
and l don't know, you know,

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just with the stress
of everything,
l just overdid it.

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But l'm in control,
and l don't have to
go back to Phoenix.

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l just. . . l wanted to come
and apologize for yesterday.

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My behavior was just. . .

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RlCK: No, no, no,
it was me.

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(GASPS)

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You finished
the tachyon amplifier!

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No. No. l mean, yes.

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l don't know.
l finished
building it, yes,

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but l didn't have
the nerve to test it out.

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So l thought a trip
to Arby's might give me
some courage, but no dice.

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Then l had
Popeye's, Del Taco.

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Fourteen thousand
calories later,

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l found myself
down at Subway,

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powering through
a 1 2-inch veggie
on whole wheat,

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babbling
to a cutout
of Jared.

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lt still didn't
give me the strength
to turn that thing on.

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l'm a coward.

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You are not a coward.
You're a visionary.

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This is probably
the greatest work of genius
in the last 1 00 years.

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(SHOW TUNE PLAYING)

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(SINGING)
God, I hope I get it!
l hope l get it

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How many...

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ls that A Chorus Line?

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lt's leftover data
from the drive.

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What a piece of crap!

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(SINGING)
Look at all the people...

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The machine, l mean.
Not A Chorus Line.

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l love show tunes.
They really tell the story
of the human condition.

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lt's a bit gay.

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lt is great.

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Right. Dr. Marshall,
you're gonna stop
selling yourself short.

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You're on the verge
of major discovery.
Now get up.

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Whoa! Where are we going?

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We're gonna go
and test this little
device in the field.

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Are you crazy?
l'm not prepared
for a field test.

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Look, we're not gonna
make a big deal out of it.

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lt's just
a routine
expedition.

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A routine expedition?

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Purely routine.

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HOLLY: Here. Here it is.
This is where
l found the fossil.

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The Devil's Canyon
Mystery Cave.

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(DEVlCE BEEPlNG)
RlCK: This dump
is a portal?

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HOLLY: Well, just look
at these readings!

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We've just gotta
get back in that cave.

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RlCK:
No problem. The place
is obviously abandoned.

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HOLLY: Not exactly.

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So what's your pleasure?

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l got Roman candles,
bottle rockets,

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twitter glitters,
dancing butterflies.

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This little bitch here,
l call the Mexican vasectomy.

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Yeah?

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Okay, that's in bad taste.
How about this?

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This little travel
mug l like to call
"The Perfect Woman."

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Big old set of boobies,
no head and a handle.

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Mmm-mmm.

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Look, we want to go
in the cave, all right?

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Okay, how about this?

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Y'all spend $30 on crap,
l'll give you a deluxe tour.

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lt all goes to a great cause.
The Devil's Canyon
Resort and Casino!

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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Wow. That's nice craft.

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Seven thousand
luxuriously
appointed rooms.

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Three casinos.
One convention center.
Ass-tons of parking.

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And when everything
is complete,

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l will turn the tip
of this golden teepee
into my personal lair,

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and l will take a mate
and live the rest of my
life with her up here.

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And when we fight
and she pisses me off,

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l will banish her
to this tip,

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where she will be kept
as a prisoner and a slave.

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Y'all gonna
buy anything?

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Yeah. Fine.

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Hey, Ern !
Taking these guys to the cave.
Watch the store.

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Close your mouth
while you're breathing,
like we talked about.

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You're making
everybody over
here feel weird.

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Prepare to meet
your darkest fears

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inside the depths
of The Devil's
Canyon Mystery Cave!

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(SlGHS)

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Rule number one,
keep your arms
and legs inside the boat.

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Rule number two,
have a kick-ass,
awesome time.

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But be warned,
you may get wet.

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l'm sorry, "may"?
Actually,
l need to know.

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This equipment
cannot get wet.

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Not you. Mary Poppins.

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00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:29,840
(EXCLAlMlNG)

240
00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:33,160
Say that again,
and l'll drown you.

241
00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:34,200
Good to go.

242
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:36,240
(WHOOPlNG)

243
00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:38,120
Cave ride begins!

244
00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:50,600
Caveologists
say this old cave
is 1 00 years old

245
00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:53,040
and holds 1 ,000 mysteries.

246
00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:57,200
Or is it 1 ,000 years old
and 1 00 mysteries?

247
00:11:57,480 --> 00:12:00,880
Well, that, my friends,
is just one of the mysteries.

248
00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:04,440
Say what you will,
the man is a showman.

249
00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:08,400
Without a doubt,
this cave is most infamous

250
00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:12,000
for the legend
of the Devil's
Canyon Lizard Man.

251
00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:15,840
He's been seen around these
parts since the Pilgrim times.

252
00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:20,120
Snapping his claws, hissing,
trying to eat people up,

253
00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:24,720
lurking about in the dark,
dark shadows
of this very cave.

254
00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,480
(LAUGHS EVlLLY)

255
00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:31,800
But those are just legends.
Aren't they?

256
00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:36,520
Aren't they?

257
00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:39,240
Are you asking us?

258
00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,280
No, l'm not.
Ernie! Aren't they?

259
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,080
Here it comes, Will.

260
00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:44,440
(WlLL SCREAMS)

261
00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:47,000
(WHOOPS) Oh, God !
The Lizard Man !

262
00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:50,440
You're paying for that.

263
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,640
l most definitely am not.

264
00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:55,680
You know, l'm sitting here
trying to give you guys
a really awesome adventure,

265
00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:57,400
and you guys are giving me
nothing in return.

266
00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:00,000
l got the gloves on,
the hat, the pageantry.

267
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,440
(DEVlCE BEEPlNG)

268
00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:03,960
Holly, l'm getting
a strong tachyon reading.

269
00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:06,400
l think l can boost
the hell out of the signal
with a resonant wave.

270
00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:07,400
Well, go for it.

271
00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:09,280
Man, you guys
don't even care.

272
00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:10,320
(SHOW TUNE PLAYING)

273
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,080
(SINGING)
God, I hope I get it!
l hope l get it

274
00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:15,080
No, no! There are no
show tunes on this ride!

275
00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:18,240
God, I hope I get it!
l hope l get it

276
00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:21,120
How many boys? How many girls?
How many boys? How many girls?

277
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:24,360
Something's happening.
ls this part of the ride?

278
00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:27,680
No, Hoss, this ain't me.
This is an earthquake.

279
00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:28,760
(DEVlCE BEEPlNG RAPlDLY)

280
00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:30,440
Greatest earthquake
ever known !

281
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:33,200
Marshall, l think
you should turn it off!

282
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:36,960
Marshall, the meter!

283
00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:38,120
Swim, Holly!

284
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:40,800
We're moving !

285
00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:42,400
WlLL: This isn't me!
This isn't me!

286
00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:44,160
RlCK: Why are we
moving so fast?

287
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,800
Do l look like l know
what's going on?

288
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,360
(HOWLS)

289
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,800
What's that sound?

290
00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,760
ls there a waterfall in here?

291
00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:58,520
Hell, no, dude!
This isn't even
a real stream !

292
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:01,520
lt's industrial runoff
from the soap factory
down the street!

293
00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:06,440
RlCK: What is that?
What is that?
What is that?

294
00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:08,200
Oh, God ! Oh, shit!

295
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:11,200
This is not
a routine expedition !

296
00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:14,720
WlLL: Reverse! Reverse!
Boat, reverse!

297
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,080
lt's beautiful !

298
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,920
(ALL SCREAMlNG)

299
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,720
(BREATHlNG HARD)

300
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:58,000
l gotta say,
l did not see that coming.

301
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:02,160
Ernie, you bastard.
That was way too fast.

302
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,400
Ernie! Too fast!

303
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:21,040
Marshall !

304
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:25,800
l think you should
come and look at this!

305
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:32,240
Do you realize
what this means?

306
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,960
RlCK: Yes! lt means

307
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,480
Matt Lauer can suck it!

308
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,800
(RlCK WHOOPlNG)

309
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:43,840
Holly, are you rolling?
HOLLY: Yeah.

310
00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:45,000
WlLL: That was
a Viking ship!

311
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:46,800
And a Cessna!
Shut up! Just shut up!

312
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:50,160
Okay, currently in our party,
me, Dr. Rick Marshall,

313
00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:51,800
doctoral candidate
Holly Cantrell,

314
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,640
and some trashy
trailer park reject

315
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,440
who smells of malt
liquor and feet.

316
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:57,440
l'm standing right here!
l was right. Okay?

317
00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:58,440
Holly, right here.

318
00:15:58,520 --> 00:15:59,680
Just as l predicted,
we have been. . .

319
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,760
We have fallen
through a time portal

320
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:05,280
from our Earth to another
dimension where past,
present and future

321
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:07,040
are all mashed up together.

322
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:08,120
WlLL: How the hell
did this happen?

323
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,160
My tachyon
amplifier, that's
how it happened !

324
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,000
You mean that shitty boom box
pumping show tunes?

325
00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:13,040
Yes, it worked.

326
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:14,280
Well, where the hell is it?

327
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,600
Okay, minor setback.

328
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:19,680
My tachyon amplifier,
which undoubtedly
will be the only

329
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,920
possible way for us
to open a doorway home,

330
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,120
is nowhere to be seen.

331
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,160
What?

332
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,880
(SQUEALlNG)

333
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:27,240
(HOLLY GASPS)
WlLL: What the hell was that?

334
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:29,800
l have no idea,
but let's go find out.

335
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,240
(SQUEALlNG)

336
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,000
HOLLY: Advanced primates.
RlCK: Yeah.

337
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,960
They've got the posture
of an Australopithecine,

338
00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:44,000
but the sagittal
crest suggests that. . .

339
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,120
No, no, no,
shut up!

340
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,560
l will not let you
ruin this moment.

341
00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:49,600
l've waited my
entire life to see
the mighty Bigfoot.

342
00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,360
Hey, man, are you
touching yourself?

343
00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:52,400
Marshall, look!

344
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:53,880
(SQUEALS)

345
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,280
Oh, my God.

346
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:58,960
Tool construction !
Tool construction !

347
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,480
No, they're gonna kill him !

348
00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:02,240
(SPEAKlNG PRlMATE LANGUAGE)

349
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,600
(SHOUTlNG) No!

350
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:06,160
Uh-oh !

351
00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:11,640
Okay, you eggheads,
you follow my lead.

352
00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:13,560
l know just how
to party
with these guys.

353
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,240
You little monkey bastards!

354
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:18,680
Prepare to bow down
and worship me!

355
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:24,600
For behold, ye troglodytes,
l command the power of fire.

356
00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:27,280
Will, that's
not a good idea.

357
00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:30,200
How do you like me now?
You wanna disco dance with. . .

358
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,480
Ow! Son of a bitch !

359
00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:33,760
(MOANlNG)

360
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:37,760
Well done.

361
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,760
You've now just given
murderous primitives
the power of fire.

362
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:55,920
HOLLY: lt's all right.

363
00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:59,360
lt's all right.
Don't be frightened.

364
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,960
We're friends.

365
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,520
(SPEAKlNG PRlMATE LANGUAGE)

366
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,000
Friends.

367
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,240
(SNARLS)
Careful, Holly.

368
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,880
Come on. Come on.

369
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:15,960
Come on. There we go.

370
00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:18,600
l spent three years at the
Manchester Zoo primate house.

371
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:22,160
l'm recognizing
a very primitive language.

372
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:27,120
Now, me, Holly.

373
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:32,440
Holly.

374
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:33,680
Yes! Holly!

375
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,280
Horry.

376
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,200
Holly. Me, Holly.

377
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:41,280
You?

378
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:43,440
Me.

379
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:45,480
Chaka.

380
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:48,240
Chaka. Chaka! No.

381
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,120
Holly. Chaka.

382
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:52,600
(WHlSPERlNG) Nice work.

383
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:55,360
Yeah. Will. Will.

384
00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:00,240
Good work. Good work, Holly.
Let me take over from here.

385
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,920
Greetings.
Chaka! Chaka.

386
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,280
l'm Dr. Rick Marshall.

387
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,640
Dr. Rick Marshall.

388
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:12,560
Okay?

389
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:15,920
Let's take a look
at that ankle.
Does that sound good?

390
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:21,440
Keep in mind,
Chaka, although l'm a doctor,
l'm not a licensed physician.

391
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,080
Okay? l'm just gonna
take a little look.

392
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:25,120
(GROWLS)

393
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,760
How dare you?
How dare you?
l mean you no harm !

394
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,280
l mean you no harm !
Marshall ! Marshall ! Marshall !

395
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,120
RlCK: Don't you run from me,
you little shit!

396
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:34,240
Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Now you're dead !

397
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,000
(ALL SCREAMlNG)

398
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,840
(ALL COUGHlNG)

399
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,520
RlCK:
Damn you, Chaka.

400
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,080
Now, was that
necessary?

401
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:47,480
(SNARLlNG)

402
00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:51,040
Marshall, Marshall,
wait, you'll scare him.

403
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,080
What was that?

404
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,600
Look, he was never
in any danger, okay?

405
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:57,920
Chaka. Friend.
Safety. Safety. Safety!

406
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,080
Holly, tell him.

407
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,920
Marshall ! Marshall !

408
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,880
(SPEAKlNG PRlMATE LANGUAGE)

409
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,160
Here. . .

410
00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:10,240
(SPEAKlNG PRlMATE LANGUAGE)

411
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,400
(EXCLAlMS)

412
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,440
(SPEAKlNG PRlMATE LANGUAGE)

413
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:18,600
Well, that's more like it.
Holly, what did you tell him?

414
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:23,040
l think l told him
that you're a great chief,
and you're very powerful,

415
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,680
and l think he's pledging
his lifelong loyalty to you.

416
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,880
That's hardly necessary,
my little friend,

417
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,800
but l will
honor your customs.

418
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,320
And you may serve me.

419
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,680
(LAUGHlNG)

420
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:38,320
ln return, l will be a fair
but very strict master.

421
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:41,840
Okay. Off! Off!

422
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:46,400
What is wrong with you people?
That sandpit swallowed us!

423
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:49,240
l mean, can you all please
act like this doesn't
happen every single day?

424
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,200
You're starting to make
me feel really stupid.

425
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,760
RlCK: Okay, okay, hold on.
Let's gather ourselves.

426
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,080
(lNHALES DEEPLY)
Take a deep breath in.

427
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:57,680
(BOTH SCREAMlNG)

428
00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,120
(SCREAMS) Oh, my God !

429
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:01,440
(SQUEALlNG)

430
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:04,240
(ALL GASPlNG)

431
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:12,200
RlCK: Fortunately,
l've been in this exact
situation three times before.

432
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:14,520
WlLL: When?
When have you ever been
in this situation before?

433
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,920
RlCK: l've never been
in this situation before!

434
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,080
l'm just trying
to keep up morale.

435
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,760
(ROARlNG)

436
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,680
God, l sure hope
that was a coyote.

437
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:31,200
Good God !
lt's a feeding station !

438
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,160
lf anyone knows about
meal presentation, it's me.

439
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:35,840
Oh, God ! Oh, God !

440
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,640
Grab hands!
Create some momentum.

441
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:38,960
Let's swing
over to that tree.

442
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:41,920
(GRUNTlNG)

443
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,280
Extension.

444
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,520
WlLL: Okay. Reach.

445
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,640
RlCK:
Good form, everyone!

446
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:52,400
Working in concert!

447
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:54,800
Don't be afraid
to point the toe.

448
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:58,800
One more.
One more should do it.

449
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:00,960
(ROARlNG)

450
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,640
(ALL SCREAMlNG)

451
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:14,960
Everybody move out!
Chaka, your master
commands you to. . .

452
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:19,120
Bad Chaka! Your loyalty
is now in question !

453
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:23,720
WlLL:
That was a dinosaur!

454
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,000
RlCK: T. Rex!
Definitely in predator mode.

455
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,480
WlLL: Will you hurry up?
You're slowing us down !

456
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,040
Why are you
wearing high heels?

457
00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:31,920
RlCK: They're not
high heels. They're my
Florsheim zipper boots.

458
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,440
Why are you wearing
Florsheims
on a field expedition?

459
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,320
l told you l was not prepped
to go into the field !

460
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:37,600
(ROARlNG)

461
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,280
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait!
We need a photo.

462
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,480
Nice field skills, Holly!

463
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:43,920
Will, stand over there.
What?

464
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000
This is proof l'm right,
and l want photos.

465
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,240
Stand there.
We need you for scale.

466
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:48,320
Scale?

467
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,400
Marshall, do we need
the red eye feature?

468
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,280
Yes, his eyes do look red.

469
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:54,240
Jesus Christ,
just take the picture!
Okay, just stand still !

470
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,920
Stand still, please.
Okay, ready.

471
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,640
One, two, three!

472
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,920
Fantastic.
Run ! Run like hell !

473
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,240
Where the hell's
the monkey?

474
00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:11,840
Look! Chaka's waiting
for us at the other
end of the bridge!

475
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,840
Good Chaka!
Your master's pleased !

476
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:15,440
(GRUNTlNG)

477
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:19,080
Marshall, it really
looks like he's trying
to destroy the bridge.

478
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:20,280
Chaka, wait!

479
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:21,640
Master not pleased !

480
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,800
lt's okay.
He can't cross.

481
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,960
He has terrible
depth perception.

482
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,160
He thinks this chasm's
a million miles long.

483
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:41,040
He's not what
you'd call an athlete,
Mr. T. Rex.

484
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:45,400
See? He's walking away
in utter helpless defeat.

485
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,000
After all, his brain is
the size of a walnut.

486
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,160
Sure, his sense
of smell may be acute,

487
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,640
but eyesight, hearing,
all of his higher functions

488
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:56,640
completely
compromised by that
walnut-sized brainpan.

489
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:58,760
l mean, forget
about the Polish.

490
00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:01,440
lt's the T. Rexes
who are the real
dummies of the world.

491
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,160
ln fact, Chaka,
funny story. . .

492
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:04,440
(ROARlNG)

493
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:09,360
RlCK: Frigging run !

494
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,360
RlCK:
Follow the monkey!

495
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:14,880
Cave!

496
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,960
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

497
00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:32,720
He's looking
at you, Marshall.

498
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:34,600
No. No.
He's watching you.

499
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,080
He's looking
at everyone.

500
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,480
No, l'm certain
he's looking at you.

501
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,360
He is grumpy.

502
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,040
(SlGHS)

503
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,200
l think that's what
we should call him,
Grumpy.

504
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:58,960
Yeah, that's a cute name.

505
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:00,600
(ROARlNG)

506
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,040
ls he gone?

507
00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:05,080
Yeah.

508
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:07,640
Pussy.

509
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,400
What a puss.

510
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:17,200
Mmm-hmm.
Mmm-hmm.

511
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:22,600
This'll work just fine.
We'll call this base camp.

512
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:24,200
No, no, no,
no, no, no.

513
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:27,520
We cannot stay here.
Bad things happen
in caves, folks.

514
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:28,560
Watch your movies.

515
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:30,560
Guys, can we just please
take a minute to absorb this?

516
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:35,200
(SlGHS) l mean, we must be
the first people to ever
set foot in this world.

517
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:36,560
lt's incredible!

518
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,800
(UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

519
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,800
Oh, God,
we're screwed.

520
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:10,000
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING
ON RECORD PLAYER)

521
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,320
No, no. No. No.

522
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,360
Chaka, no! No.

523
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,080
Go on.

524
00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:35,360
Okay, you know what?

525
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:37,280
l don't want Chaka sleeping
in the cave tonight.

526
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:39,000
Whoa! Not cool, dude.

527
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,440
No, it's a reasonable
precaution, all right?

528
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:42,880
He was just about
to be executed,

529
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,040
and l think
he might have done
something to deserve it.

530
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:48,120
Hey, my man is right here.
Obviously he has
feelings, okay?

531
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:49,280
RlCK: He doesn't
have feelings.

532
00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:50,400
Man, come on, look at him.

533
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:52,120
He's adorable.
He's a little cuddle machine.

534
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,160
RlCK: What?

535
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,240
WlLL: Yeah, the least
you could do is let
him defend himself.

536
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:58,240
l don't speak
monkey anyhow.
Do you?

537
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,040
No, l don't.
l didn't think so.

538
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:01,400
Here, let me try.

539
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:03,720
Chaka?

540
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:10,600
(SPEAKlNG PRlMATE LANGUAGE)

541
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,080
He says he's a prince
amongst his people.

542
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:15,120
Right.

543
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:18,600
(SPEAKlNG PRlMATE LANGUAGE)

544
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:23,400
The victim
of a treacherous plot
to steal his throne.

545
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:28,320
And the only thing
he's ever guilty of was. . .

546
00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:30,360
ls love.

547
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:31,360
Aw!

548
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:32,560
Oh, brother.
Give me a break.

549
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:37,280
And he's been treated
far too harshly for
the very simple crime of. . .

550
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:39,040
(SPEAKlNG PRlMATE LANGUAGE)

551
00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:40,560
Pooping in the village well.

552
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:42,800
That's why you're not
sleeping in the cave.

553
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,400
(SPEAKlNG PRlMATE LANGUAGE)

554
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,760
l can't tell anymore.

555
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,160
(SNARLlNG)

556
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,280
Hey, mister, fuck you.

557
00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:56,680
(GROWLlNG)

558
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,680
Hold on, hold on.
Where you going with that?

559
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,440
l'm just gonna block
the first point
of egress here

560
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:03,480
so that we're
not vulnerable.

561
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:06,680
No, no.
Bless your heart.

562
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:09,320
Classic tenderfoot mistake.

563
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,320
Don't beat yourself
up over it.
Here's the thing.

564
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:15,200
Never put anything near
the mouth of the cave
to draw attention to us.

565
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:16,600
Did you not just see
that we drew the attention

566
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,000
of a highly intelligent
psycho dinosaur?

567
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,880
Look, l think
the Ph. D. after my name

568
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,360
means l know
a little something
about dinosaurs.

569
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:26,120
Dinosaurs are creatures
of brute instinct.

570
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,960
Like l've said before,
it's got a brain
the size of a walnut.

571
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,240
Okay? You got me?
A walnut.

572
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:32,680
Now think about. . .

573
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:33,720
(RUMBLlNG)

574
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,440
What's that? What's that?

575
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,360
Sweet Gregor Mendel.

576
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:02,240
What is it?

577
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,760
lt's a walnut.

578
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:09,120
(SNARLlNG)

579
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:15,400
Well, obviously this is
between you and him.

580
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,720
Day two. 0600, Zulu Time.

581
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:25,920
Did not sleep last night
at all, not one bit.

582
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:30,480
Still no sign
of the tachyon amplifier,
our only way home.

583
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,960
Field rations
are running
dangerously low.

584
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:39,520
Thusly, l've made
the determination
that, if need be,

585
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:44,400
if faced with starvation,
we will cook and eat Chaka.

586
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:48,320
l've been thinking
about this a lot, actually.

587
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:52,080
lf Chaka meat were the secret
ingredient on lron Chef,

588
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,440
l'm sure Bobby Flay
would probably serve it

589
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:59,120
with roasted red peppers
and a dash of cumin
and a braised polenta.

590
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:01,640
lt wouldn't be
an easy thing to do,

591
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:04,000
but if you slow roast
the little guy,

592
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:06,880
l'm sure that
Chaka meat would just
fall right off the bone.

593
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:08,760
(CHAKA EXCLAlMS)

594
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,600
Food train coming through !

595
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:12,800
HOLLY: Fantastic!
l'm absolutely starving.

596
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:14,960
And fresh fruit.
lt's like morning
at Wimbledon.

597
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:19,120
Hold on a second there, Holly.
l don't recognize that genus
of succulent.

598
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,040
Perhaps the native
inhabitant can help us.

599
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,960
Chaka. Rick Marshall. Chaka.

600
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:28,920
Are they safe? To eat?

601
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:30,920
Eat? Eat?

602
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:35,280
Eat. Marashalla.

603
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:36,960
Eat. Eat.

604
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:40,840
Thank you, Chaka.
Thank you so much
for listening to me.

605
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,360
Sorry for doubting you,
my little friend.

606
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,480
Has a pungent flavor.
Smells good. Very meaty. . .

607
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,400
(SCREAMlNG)

608
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:52,160
Jesus, Chaka!
What the hell?

609
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:00,000
Friends?

610
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:02,080
(SlGHS)

611
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:05,360
Well. Yes, technically,
l guess.

612
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:07,840
However, l am your master.

613
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:11,360
Okay? We have entered
into a verbal contract.

614
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,120
You need
to understand
that. Okay?

615
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:14,880
(SHRlLL RlNGlNG)

616
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,520
(ALL EXCLAlMlNG)

617
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:20,440
Holly! Quick!
To the cave mouth.
Sentry positions.

618
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:31,680
Looks like
a plasma discharge.
Or maybe beta rays!

619
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:32,800
(GROANS)

620
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:36,200
Marshall?
Marshall ! Marshall !

621
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:41,640
Help me, please.

622
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:43,600
l will.

623
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:47,040
Marshall ! Marshall,
where are you going?

624
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,360
Someone or something
knows we're here!

625
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:50,880
lt's in my head,
calling to me!

626
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:52,400
Step back, Holly!

627
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:53,880
What are you doing?

628
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,120
l've seen this before.
He's got the jungle madness.

629
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,400
We gotta put him down
while he still
has some dignity left.

630
00:31:58,480 --> 00:31:59,520
Chaka, let's roll !

631
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:00,600
What?

632
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,800
Friends! Friends!

633
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:10,640
You see?
This is the place!

634
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,360
A beacon.

635
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:16,840
A transmitter,
tapping directly
into my prefrontal lobe.

636
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:22,000
What the hell?
Stop it!

637
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,520
Well, l'll be.

638
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,240
l guess you weren't crazy.

639
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:28,120
Okay. l'm man enough
to say that's my bad.

640
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:31,480
HOLLY: Wow.
That's incredible.
The architecture.

641
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:34,080
lt's almost like
the Olmec culture
of Mesoamerica.

642
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:36,280
Reminds me of the
Prudential building.

643
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:38,000
(SOFTLY) No!

644
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,760
(SPEAKlNG PRlMATE LANGUAGE)

645
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:46,920
WlLL: l'll bet somebody's
growing weed in here.

646
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,760
RlCK: You feel that?
That ambient energy?

647
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:56,480
Just like
at Devil's Canyon.

648
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:57,560
HOLLY: Yep.

649
00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:59,200
Tachyon radiation.

650
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,640
Marshall, the meter
can't be far.

651
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:02,680
(SQUEALlNG)

652
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:09,520
WlLL: Holy shit.

653
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:12,800
Finally, something cool, huh?
What, no reaction?

654
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,240
You guys have seen
that before, too,
l take it, huh?

655
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:16,720
ln your lab.

656
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:19,200
What's this thing?

657
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:22,400
Hey, maybe this is where
our ancient ancestors
hosted the Latin Grammys.

658
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,360
Just picture Santana
hauling this sucker home.

659
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:27,520
(BUZZlNG)

660
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:28,680
And it vibrates!

661
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,480
l wouldn't touch
that, all right?

662
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:34,560
(SlNGlNG WlTH DlSTORTED VOlCE)
Do you believe
in life after love?

663
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,800
That is so dumb
and childish.

664
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:40,720
(SlNGlNG) Do you believe
in life after love?

665
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:44,920
Will,
will you please be quiet?
Dr. Marshall needs silence.

666
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:48,040
(SlNGlNG WlTH DlSTORTED VOlCE)
l can feel something
inside me say

667
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:52,400
(BOTH SlNGlNG)
l really don't think
you're strong enough, oh!

668
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:54,880
Wow!
Yeah.

669
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:55,920
l can really feel it
in my forearms.

670
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,440
Yeah, usually
you have to pay for
something like this.

671
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:58,760
Oh, gosh.

672
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:00,960
Holly, you should
sit on this.

673
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,000
CHAKA: No! No!

674
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,000
(SPEAKlNG PRlMATE LANGUAGE)

675
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,360
Hmm? What?

676
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,640
What is it, Chaka?
What did you say?

677
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:12,960
What is he saying?

678
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:14,560
l don't know.
lt's the same thing
over and over.

679
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:16,200
(SPEAKlNG PRlMATE LANGUAGE)

680
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,960
Chorizo tacos.

681
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:19,680
Are you saying
"chorizo tacos"?

682
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:22,040
Don't play around,
because l am super hungry.

683
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,120
No.

684
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:24,160
(SPEAKlNG PRlMATE LANGUAGE)

685
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:26,440
What the hell
does that mean?

686
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:30,960
Well, l'm afraid
we'll never know.

687
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,640
Oh ! Okay.

688
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,080
Oh, shit, it's not
chorizo tacos.

689
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:50,160
No immediate danger.
Cold-blooded and slow.

690
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,360
(WHlSPERlNG) l repeat,
no immediate danger.

691
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:54,400
Will you stop that?

692
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:56,240
Please!
You are freaking me out!

693
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:02,840
WlLL: Oh, gosh.
They're everywhere.

694
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:06,680
They're just like zombies.
That's how zombies get you.
Volume!

695
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:08,400
We're all gonna die.

696
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:09,600
HOLLY: Like hell.

697
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,640
l'm gonna take at least one
of these bastards with me,

698
00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:14,640
even if he has to choke
to death on my skull !

699
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:15,880
Oh !

700
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,120
What, do you want
some, too, do you?

701
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,320
WlLL: What are
you guys doing?

702
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:21,640
One second.

703
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:33,360
What in the hell?

704
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:37,480
Get in !

705
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:40,480
Oh, God.

706
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:42,000
Wait, stand
down, Holly.

707
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:43,680
All right.

708
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:45,240
Hang on.
Yeah.

709
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:46,560
Hang on,
l think we're safe!

710
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,720
They don't seem
to be able to make it
through the entrance.

711
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:51,360
Thank God for that.
That one keeps
peering into my soul.

712
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:53,120
Well, this is
just fantastic.

713
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:54,800
We're gonna just stand
in here and suffocate

714
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:59,720
in this tiny,
little huge thingie?

715
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,200
RlCK: Wow, that is
an efficient use of space.

716
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,240
WlLL: lt's like
Snoopy's doghouse.

717
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:05,760
(MOANS)

718
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:09,440
Look, there's a gold one.
Let's stomp its head in.

719
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:11,720
Do not fear me.

720
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:15,160
l am Enik the Altrusian.

721
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:19,320
Thank Vindok you've come
to my aid, Rick Marshall.

722
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,320
You know me?
Of course.

723
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:23,520
Even in the farthest
reaches of the universe,

724
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,720
we have seen your
Matt Lauer video.

725
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:29,200
l am a prisoner
in this land of the lost.

726
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:31,720
Only you can
help me escape.

727
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,960
The fate of the universe
depends on you.

728
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,920
Well. That's very
flattering, Enik,

729
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,760
but l think you've
found the wrong guy. l. . .

730
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:42,880
No, Rick Marshall.

731
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:46,680
l have summoned you here
specifically to help me
stop an evil madman

732
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:51,760
who has already conquered
my world and now plans
to conquer yours.

733
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:55,640
His name is the Zarn.

734
00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:59,440
I am the Zarn!
Heed my warning
or be destroyed!

735
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:02,840
The Zarn became obsessed
with using the power
of these crystals

736
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:04,720
to conquer the universe.

737
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:08,840
lf he is not stopped,
he will open
a doorway to your world

738
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:13,760
and lead his army
of Sleestak on a rampage
across time and space.

739
00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:16,400
He must be stopped.

740
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:18,880
Enik, buddy.

741
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,240
l'm a scientist.
You're a scientist.

742
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,280
l think together
you and l can figure
this out. Now. . .

743
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,120
You mustn't
touch the crystals!

744
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:28,160
Okay!

745
00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:29,880
The wrong manipulation
of the crystals

746
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,960
could turn time
and space inside out.

747
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:34,720
What do you need from us?

748
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:38,640
The Zarn lacks only one thing
to enact his evil plan.

749
00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:43,440
A device to amplify tachyons
and unleash the full
power of the crystals.

750
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:46,760
Well, Marshall's created
a device that isolates
tachyon interference.

751
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:48,040
Yeah, l did that.

752
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:49,320
Of course.

753
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:53,720
With tachyon particles
focused along the proper
temporal vector

754
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:55,480
a stable passageway
can be opened. . .
Opened

755
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:57,320
to any point in the space. . .
. . .to any point
in the space. . .

756
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,720
. . .time continuum !
. . .time continuum !

757
00:37:58,800 --> 00:37:59,960
(BOTH GASPlNG)

758
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:01,400
You and l are so smart!

759
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,960
Rick Marshall,
l knew instantly
you could help me.

760
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:06,400
Thank you.

761
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,120
You are a truly
advanced intellect.

762
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,840
l don't know
how you manage
amongst these others.

763
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,160
l don't know
how l do, either.
l really don't!

764
00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:15,320
Excuse me!

765
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,520
You have this
tachyon amplifier?

766
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:20,440
l lost it on the way,
and l don't know where.

767
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:21,760
lt could be lost in time.
On the contrary.

768
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,000
l detect it nearby. lt. . .

769
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:27,680
Strange.
l cannot precisely
pinpoint its location.

770
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:29,760
lt moves.

771
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:31,640
Leave it to us.

772
00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:33,280
lf it's out there,
we'll find it.

773
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:35,240
(WHlSPERlNG)
Not so fast, amigo.

774
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:38,840
Little rule l live by,
"Never trust a dude
in a tunic."

775
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,480
(WHlSPERlNG)
You live by that rule?

776
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:42,120
Yes. lt's never
led me astray.

777
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,520
All right, come on.
Enik, are you well
enough to travel?

778
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:49,120
No. My place
is here in the pylon.
l must protect the crystals.

779
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:52,160
lf you wish to return home,
these crystals
are the doorway.

780
00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:56,400
Your device is the key.
Find it before the Zarn does.

781
00:38:56,880 --> 00:39:01,800
Bring it to me
and rescue us all.
Rescue the universe!

782
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,520
All right, everyone,
gather around !

783
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,120
Let's go! Chop-chop!

784
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:10,360
Hustle up.

785
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:11,880
Marshall,
did you just make that?

786
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:15,480
Yeah. Yeah, l'm a bit
of a miniatures enthusiast.

787
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:17,400
lt's very impressive.

788
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:18,440
Thank you.

789
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:21,200
Yeah, well, l see some
obvious scaling issues,
but. . .

790
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:22,800
l think
it's pretty damn good.

791
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:26,000
All right, we are here.

792
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,440
As you can see,
desert, forest.

793
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:30,880
What's this look like?

794
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:31,920
lt's the cave.

795
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,160
That's the cave.
That's where we're living.

796
00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:34,800
Standard volcano. Okay?

797
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:39,520
Now, l will tether
Will to this hot air
balloon right here.

798
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,800
Okay? And it will be
fitted with a crude
tachyon reflector-array

799
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:45,080
that l fashioned out
of a thermal blanket
and a cell phone charger.

800
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:46,840
l don't remember ever
volunteering for that.

801
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:49,520
Holly, you and l will
follow Will's directions

802
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:52,320
as he searches
for the telltale
ping of the missing

803
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:55,360
and still presumably
operational tachyon meter.

804
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:56,680
(ROARlNG)

805
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:58,920
Oh, God, he's close.

806
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,240
l've taken care of that.

807
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:02,360
During the course
of my professional career,

808
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:05,840
l've done extensive
research with reptiles
and various birds of prey,

809
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:06,960
of which dinosaurs are.

810
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:08,160
Well, that's disputable.

811
00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:09,720
Please be quiet.

812
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,680
They have a very
acute sense of smell.

813
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,400
And now while
l've gathered this

814
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:16,200
strictly for genetic research
to be used upon our return,

815
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:20,720
l think it would prove
wise to use this now.
Hadrosaur urine.

816
00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:22,200
We are going
to cover our. . .

817
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:23,680
Wait. What is that?

818
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:26,400
Hadrosaur urine.

819
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:27,440
How'd you get that?

820
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:29,160
Well, while you
were sleeping,

821
00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:31,400
l'm out gathering
research. Okay?

822
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:33,920
This was to be used
for genetic engineering,

823
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,960
and l was going
to write a report
on kidney function,

824
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:40,480
but now
it'll just be camouflage.
We'll all blend in. Okay?

825
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:41,760
So we will
cover ourselves. . .

826
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,720
l'm sorry.
l'm so sorry.
l'm so sorry.

827
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:44,760
l'm just trying
to figure this out.

828
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:45,880
(SlGHlNG) Oh, my God !

829
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:48,440
So you've been
gathering urine.

830
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:51,200
Yes. What's the problem?

831
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:54,840
That means that you
stood under a dino dong
with a bucket.

832
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:02,560
lf you want to be technical
and reduce it to its basest
element, yes, l was.

833
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,000
How'd that work
out for you?

834
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:07,360
Are you honestly
asking me?

835
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:08,640
Yeah.

836
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:13,920
lt's very peaceful.
lt's a little bit
like fly fishing.

837
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:17,520
Just out there
in the night air.
Still. Calm.

838
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:20,760
And then, zing !
You get a big catch.

839
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:24,200
Okay. So we'll cover
our bodies in urine,

840
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:27,360
and then we'll
be virtually undetectable
to all dinosaurs.

841
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:28,720
(ROARlNG)

842
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:32,520
All right. Here they come.
Should have thought
of this a long time ago.

843
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:37,520
Whoo!

844
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:38,920
That's refreshing !

845
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,600
Make sure to ingest some.
Get that in the bloodstream.

846
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,440
(EXCLAlMS lN DlSGUST)

847
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:49,640
Don't do that.

848
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,320
Okay, who's next?

849
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,520
Really.
lt's not that bad.

850
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:00,320
Check that.

851
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:04,080
Just starting to burn
in my eyes a little bit.
Did not plan for that.

852
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,200
lt gets up
in the nostrils, too.
You do not want that.

853
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:12,320
Wow. That's early
morning stuff.

854
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:15,200
That is strong !

855
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:18,600
Maybe a second
splash will reduce
some of the effects.

856
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:22,320
lmmediately made it worse.

857
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:25,720
Where's my laser pointer?
Never mind.

858
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,240
We will probably
have to be doing. . .

859
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:30,240
(GROANS)

860
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:32,160
Ow!

861
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:34,400
(CHAKA SPEAKlNG
PRlMATE LANGUAGE)

862
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:35,800
Who's that?

863
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:37,080
(HUMMlNG)

864
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,960
Maybe we should
just follow him.
Nice model, though.

865
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:47,120
Yeah, fine,
let's forget my model
and let's follow the monkey.

866
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:51,160
(CHAKA HUMMlNG)

867
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:55,360
RlCK: Shut up, Chaka!

868
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:58,480
Are we there yet?

869
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:00,640
You find this
funny, Chaka?

870
00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:03,840
This is the damn
Bataan Death March
out here.

871
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:12,320
HOLLY: My God !

872
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,040
RlCK:
Absolutely incredible.

873
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:17,720
HOLLY: This must be the main
entry point into this world.

874
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:21,560
RlCK: lt's like
a cosmic lost and found.

875
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:24,160
WlLL: Wow, look at all
this kick-ass shit to steal.

876
00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:25,960
This is like
the world's greatest mall.

877
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:27,520
Yeah, Will,
it's just like a mall.

878
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,680
The only thing
it's missing
is a food court!

879
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,320
Compsognathus!
Look how they move!

880
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:35,240
Wow. Where are all these
chupacabras going to?

881
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:37,120
l'll tell you where
they're going to.

882
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,840
Our raft. The tachyon
meter can't be far.

883
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:42,960
Our raft? That's my raft!
Get away from there!

884
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,240
WlLL: Stop pecking
on my raft!

885
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:47,200
There's your
food court.

886
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:48,960
(MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKER)

887
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:51,000
lce cream.

888
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:52,200
Hey, hey, hey!
What are you doing?

889
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,000
What? l'm gonna go pony up
and get Chaka a cone.

890
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:55,360
lt's his first.
No, there's a reason

891
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:58,320
why those dinosaurs
hang out there.
They know.

892
00:43:58,760 --> 00:43:59,680
They know what?

893
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:01,040
lt's feeding time.

894
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:02,800
(SQUEALlNG)

895
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:26,320
(SCREAMlNG)

896
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,120
Whoa!
Whoa!

897
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:33,440
(ROARlNG)

898
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:40,000
An Allosaurus. Female.

899
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,040
Yeah.

900
00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:44,640
RlCK: We're in luck.

901
00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:47,120
These large predators
are extremely territorial.

902
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,600
Virtually nothing
will distract them
from each other.

903
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:51,160
(BOTH SNlFFlNG)

904
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:55,840
Crap balls!

905
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:56,920
What do you know?

906
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:00,280
This is one of those
situations where dumping piss
on your head's a bad idea.

907
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:01,400
Run !

908
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:05,760
Lead, Chaka!

909
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,360
Lead your master
to safety!

910
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:11,920
Hey! Chaka!

911
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:13,760
Chaka, no!

912
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:16,280
Why? You're a little
asshole, Chaka!

913
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:21,440
Spread out!
lt'll confuse him !

914
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:23,360
Try running
in a serpentine
pattern !

915
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:26,200
He's incapable of rapid
course correction !

916
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:28,680
Serpentine, everyone!

917
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:31,960
Serpentine!
Serpentine!
Serpentine!

918
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,160
(SCREAMS)

919
00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:35,960
Serpentine! Serpentine!

920
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:37,720
Serpentine!

921
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:40,160
Son of a tit!

922
00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:43,440
Hey, Marshall,
you ever get tired
of being wrong?

923
00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:47,120
l do. l really do.
Bone tired.

924
00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:50,520
Get on your horse,
Rick Marshall.

925
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:55,520
They're working
as a pair.

926
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,240
Fascinating
but terrifying.

927
00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:08,040
(SNlFFlNG)

928
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:22,720
No!

929
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,080
Marshall !

930
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:27,120
RlCK: Still here!
l hope you're taping this!

931
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:28,800
HOLLY: l got it!

932
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:30,600
(ROARlNG)

933
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:42,400
(HIP-HOP MUSIC
PLAYING ON SPEAKER)

934
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:55,440
l don't want to. . .
l don't want
to die in a Hummer!

935
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:07,880
lt's a massacre.

936
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:09,280
(SQUEAKlNG)

937
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:11,920
Quiet!

938
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:21,880
(BURPS)

939
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:23,080
Gross.

940
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:32,400
RlCK: Set the catapult!

941
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:34,440
What?

942
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:36,200
Set the catapult!

943
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:38,160
What?

944
00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:40,240
Set the F-ing catapult!

945
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:41,600
This thing?

946
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:43,200
RlCK:
Catapult, now!

947
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,080
No, no, no, no!
Take her that way!

948
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:46,520
Go that way!

949
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:47,880
Just do it!

950
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:48,960
Come on.

951
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:50,400
How the hell
do you set a catapult?

952
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:52,280
l don't know.
Just turn it.

953
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,920
One! Two!

954
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:57,760
Three!

955
00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:59,080
(ROARlNG)

956
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:03,560
Crank that thing !

957
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:07,280
Oh, God. Oh, God.

958
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:09,200
Crank that mother!

959
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,040
l'm coming in hot!

960
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:12,720
(BLOWlNG WHlSTLE)

961
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:15,840
Keep going !

962
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:17,960
Put your backs into it.

963
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:20,400
Package has arrived.

964
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:21,760
What's the package?

965
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:23,480
lt's a canister
of refrigerant.

966
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:25,520
Hit it now!

967
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,320
(EXCLAlMS)

968
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,280
l did not expect that.

969
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:50,240
(GRUNTS)

970
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,000
(SHOW TUNE PLAYING)

971
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:57,720
Gay show tunes!

972
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:00,800
Cassie. Bebe.
Tachyon meter!

973
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:02,520
(SINGING) Still it isn't over

974
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:04,800
We did it! We're saved !

975
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:07,240
Look at all the people!

976
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:18,840
(WHlSPERlNG) That blows.

977
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:22,120
That blows.

978
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:39,320
Marshall?

979
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:42,720
What are you doing?

980
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:44,080
(SlGHS)

981
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:45,680
l'm giving up.

982
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:47,840
And it feels good.

983
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:52,640
But what about finding
a way home and validation
for your life's work?

984
00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:55,040
You're just gonna
give all that up
just to lie here?

985
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:56,480
No, of course not.

986
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:59,400
Lying here is just
Phase One of the plan.

987
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:01,520
lt's Phase Two that
gets me really excited.

988
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:05,280
lt involves adjusting
the angle of my recline

989
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:07,920
and putting this hand
halfway down my pants.

990
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,120
Deceptively simple,
yet elegant.

991
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:14,400
Yep. l tried, l failed,
and you know what?

992
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:16,400
Once again,
it's my own damned vault.

993
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:17,440
You mean "fault."

994
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:21,520
No, l actually mean "vault."
lt's from a poster
with a pole vaulter on it.

995
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,040
That's really
freaking stupid, man.

996
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:24,720
You know, actually,
l can't even believe
l'm hearing this.

997
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:26,440
Any scientist
in his right mind
would give his. . .

998
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,640
lnitiating Phase Two.

999
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:31,760
(lMlTATlNG MACHlNERY BUZZlNG)

1000
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:35,960
Do you know how l first
heard about you? As a joke.

1001
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:38,280
First year at Cambridge,
we used to e-mail
your little appearance

1002
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:40,320
with Matt Lauer
around for a laugh.

1003
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:42,080
l mean, as YouTube
Hall of Fame moments goes,

1004
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:44,120
it was Lauer versus Marshall,

1005
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:47,360
and then that monkey
pissing in his own face.
ln that order.

1006
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,520
But l wasn't laughing,
because l was fascinated.

1007
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:52,760
l saw a man who was willing
to swim dangerous waters

1008
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:54,320
for the sake
of his need to know.

1009
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:56,160
l took that to heart,
Dr. Marshall.

1010
00:50:56,240 --> 00:50:57,480
l committed myself
to your theories,

1011
00:50:57,560 --> 00:50:59,480
and then l got tossed
out of Cambridge for it.

1012
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:02,360
For my theories,
you threw your future away?

1013
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:04,880
Yeah, that's what
everyone told me.

1014
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:07,960
But l didn't believe it,
not till now.

1015
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:16,560
Have you seen
this monkey video?

1016
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:20,240
Yeah, l've seen it
about a dozen times.

1017
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:23,720
God bless the lnternet.
Come on, Chaka.

1018
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:25,520
Let's work on our
mission statement.

1019
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:26,760
CHAKA: Okay.

1020
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:28,680
(HOWLlNG)

1021
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:41,960
How's it going?

1022
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:45,280
What's wrong,
little guy?
You okay?

1023
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:48,120
Lady troubles?

1024
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:49,400
Yeah.

1025
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:51,520
Yeah, tell me
about it.

1026
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:53,200
This obviously stays
between me and you,

1027
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:56,160
but l'm coming up
on a six-year dry spell.

1028
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:58,600
Yeah.
Yeah.

1029
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:02,000
(SPEAKlNG PRlMATE LANGUAGE)

1030
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:10,080
He says that
he misses his tribe.
lt's a beautiful existence.

1031
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:13,760
They're carefree
and nomadic, and they
live where the food is.

1032
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:14,960
Just like me.

1033
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:18,040
l moved tres times
just to be closer
to a Ruby Tuesday's.

1034
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:19,280
Yeah. Continue.

1035
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:21,400
(SPEAKlNG PRlMATE LANGUAGE)

1036
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:23,120
Their women
wait on the men,

1037
00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:25,560
serving all
their needs.

1038
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:27,720
l'm liking this.
Continue.

1039
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:31,560
Though they're ugly,

1040
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:34,440
they make up for it
with nice personalities.

1041
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:36,960
(SPEAKlNG PRlMATE LANGUAGE)

1042
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:40,320
He says as prince
of his tribe,

1043
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:44,280
he personally is served
by a harem of 7,000 women.

1044
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:46,800
Wow. Not bad,
little dude.

1045
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:50,880
Yeah, and they bring him
all the apples he can. . .

1046
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:52,520
Oh ! Yeah.

1047
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:54,920
Yeah, you get the idea.
l'm not translating that.

1048
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,520
(BANJO PLAYlNG)

1049
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,920
Any room around that
fire for a jerk like me?

1050
00:53:15,240 --> 00:53:17,080
l thought you gave up.

1051
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:20,120
l did.
l gave up on giving up.

1052
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:22,880
(SlGHS)

1053
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:25,160
Sat out there
for a long time,

1054
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:27,880
just me, my shame,

1055
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:29,960
and this little four-string.

1056
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:33,160
Then l had
a change of heart.

1057
00:53:34,240 --> 00:53:37,600
l tried too long and hard
to think of something
to say to you guys,

1058
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:40,960
and, well, l realized there
wasn't anything to say.

1059
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:45,360
But maybe,
just maybe, there's
something l could sing.

1060
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:46,480
No, it's all right. lt. . .

1061
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:49,200
(SlNGlNG) Marshall,
Will and Holly

1062
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:52,880
On a routine expedition

1063
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:57,920
Met the greatest
earthquake ever known

1064
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:01,320
That's all l got.
Yeah, that was fine.

1065
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:02,720
Yeah, apology
accepted, dude.
That's. . .

1066
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:05,280
Thanks. You guys
are being so generous.

1067
00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:07,360
l really appreciate it.
l think the healing has begun.

1068
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:12,560
(SlNGlNG) Met the greatest
earthquake ever known

1069
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:20,720
High on the rapids,
it struck their tiny raft...

1070
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:21,840
(BOTH EXCLAlM)

1071
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:23,040
That's good.

1072
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:25,360
(SlNGlNG) And
plunged them down...

1073
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:27,120
(YAWNlNG)

1074
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:28,760
l'm so tired.

1075
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:31,760
(SlNGlNG) A thousand
feet below...

1076
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:35,760
Well, l'm feeling weak.
Really bushwhacked.

1077
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:38,040
Anyway, here's. . .
Here's how l end it.

1078
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:40,160
A little arpeggio,
nothing fancy.

1079
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:44,520
l'm really kind of sleepy.

1080
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:46,360
(SlNGlNG) To the land...

1081
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:50,160
Land of the...

1082
00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:51,920
(EXCLAlMlNG WEARlLY)

1083
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,480
(ALL SCREAM)

1084
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:57,160
l'm so. . . l'm so tired. So. . .

1085
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:07,880
What happened?

1086
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:11,440
You had a bug on you,
but it's gone now.

1087
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:13,680
Okay.

1088
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:28,360
(GRUNTlNG)

1089
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:36,640
(EXHALES)

1090
00:55:36,720 --> 00:55:40,080
All right, everyone,
rise and shine.

1091
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:43,160
Listen up.
lt's a new day.

1092
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,840
Yes, we've had a setback.

1093
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:49,600
Yes, it is tempting
to stay in this
world and die,

1094
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:53,560
but that's not how
the new Marshall rolls.
You hear me?

1095
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:55,440
Not by a damn sight.

1096
00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:59,680
This isn't "hands down
the pants" Marshall.
All right?

1097
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:03,200
This isn't "gorging on two
pints of Ben & Jerry's
and a whole spiral-cut ham

1098
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:06,600
"while watching not one
but two Mama's Family's
Reunions" Marshall.

1099
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:09,200
Uh-uh ! He's gone.

1100
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:12,480
Here's the deal.
Enik's counting on us.

1101
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:14,000
The whole world's
counting on us.

1102
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:15,800
lf we have any hope
of returning home,

1103
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:19,000
we need to take back
that tachyon meter,
and take it back hard.

1104
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:23,440
That means climbing,
hours of arduous
climbing up sheer cliffs.

1105
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:26,720
Not tomorrow,
not in a few hours,
but right now.

1106
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:28,520
Understood?
Yep.

1107
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:29,880
Understood, Will?

1108
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:30,920
Hmm?

1109
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,720
Let's move out, you pansies.

1110
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:36,840
Hey! This is not
a race, okay?

1111
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:41,800
(SQUAWKlNG)

1112
00:56:43,240 --> 00:56:44,200
(SHOW TUNE PLAYING)

1113
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:47,440
(SINGING) Again! Step, kick,
kick, leap, kick, touch

1114
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:55,800
Again! Step, kick,
kick, leap, kick, touch

1115
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:58,840
Right, let's do the whole
combination facing
away from the mirror

1116
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:01,480
From the top, A-five,
six, seven, eight!

1117
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,600
WlLL: What the hell?

1118
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:11,280
HOLLY: Pterodactyl
eggs are incubating
all over the caldera.

1119
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:14,240
And there's your
shitty boom box.

1120
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:17,680
Across a sea
of thin volcanic glass.

1121
00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:22,960
Okay, Will, what you're
gonna want to do is evenly
distribute your weight,

1122
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:26,520
while at the same time,
keeping an eye
out for the eggs.

1123
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:29,760
Hey! Will?
l know you're faking.

1124
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:32,040
Okay. Chaka.

1125
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:33,440
(SNORlNG)

1126
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:34,760
Chaka!

1127
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:36,560
Come on.

1128
00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:39,440
Fine. Maybe l need
to listen to the words

1129
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:42,000
of a group of young kids
trying to make it onstage.

1130
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:43,920
God, l hope l get it.

1131
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:45,920
l hope l get it.

1132
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,480
Marshall.

1133
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:50,480
Be careful.

1134
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:54,120
l'm up! l'm up.
l got this.

1135
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:55,520
Marshall, you got it.

1136
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:56,600
(SQUAWKlNG)

1137
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:58,240
(SINGING)
God, I hope I get it!

1138
00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:01,560
Do me a favor.
Just keep an eye
on the mother, okay?

1139
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:03,520
You mustn't change the surface
temperature of the eggs.

1140
00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:06,320
Even a drop of sweat
could activate
the hatching process.

1141
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:07,440
Right.

1142
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:09,080
(SINGING)
How many people does he...

1143
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:12,240
l really need this job

1144
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:15,440
Please, God, I need this job

1145
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:19,320
l've got to get this job!

1146
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:34,000
(SlGHS)

1147
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:36,400
l got it. l got it.

1148
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:40,480
All right,
let me see the boys
The whole group, ready

1149
00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:42,280
A-five, six, seven, eight!

1150
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:45,040
(MUSlC STOPS PLAYlNG)

1151
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:48,360
(RATTLlNG)

1152
00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:05,960
(SQUAWKlNG)

1153
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:08,600
RlCK: They're hatching !
Why are they hatching?

1154
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:11,280
The music!
lt must be like a lullaby.

1155
00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:13,200
Shut up!

1156
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:16,080
(RlCK SHUSHlNG)

1157
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:21,080
(SlNGlNG)
God, I hope I get it!
l hope l get it

1158
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:23,440
How many people does he need?

1159
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:28,640
God, I hope I get it!
l hope l get it

1160
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:30,920
How many boys?
How many girls?

1161
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:35,680
Look at all the people!
At all the people

1162
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:37,440
(ALL SlNGlNG)
How many people does he need?

1163
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:39,000
How many boys?
How many girls?

1164
00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:40,440
How many people does he...

1165
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:43,360
(SlNGlNG) l really
need this job

1166
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:46,040
Please, God, I need this job

1167
00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:50,360
l've got to get this job!

1168
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:54,320
(SNORlNG)

1169
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:18,120
(WHOOPlNG)

1170
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:22,000
RlCK: People,
we are going home!

1171
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:29,080
l'm gonna miss this place
that proves l was right.

1172
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:43,600
Drink. Drink, yes.

1173
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:49,440
Oh ! That is delicious
and refreshing ! Mmm-mmm.

1174
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:51,360
Sweet and sour,
like Chinese food.

1175
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:52,400
Yeah.

1176
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:53,920
(SPEAKlNG PRlMATE LANGUAGE)

1177
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,480
He's saying
it's a celebratory
drink in his village.

1178
01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:57,720
Cheers!

1179
01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:03,360
Yeah, it brings
a joyful lightness
to the heart and soul.

1180
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:04,720
No, no. No.

1181
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:07,520
No, l'm sorry, it's not
"joyful lightness."

1182
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:10,960
A better translation
would be
"howling loneliness."

1183
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:16,520
And then your bravery
will be tested
as your mind fogs.

1184
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:21,360
And the Shadow Hags
will rise from
the graves and. . .

1185
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:24,720
And hold you
in an icy embrace.

1186
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:29,800
And it'll feel like your
bowel's being pierced

1187
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:32,680
by a ghost serpent.

1188
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:35,240
Well, that
can't be right.

1189
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:36,840
No, that can't be right.

1190
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:37,920
Chaka. . .

1191
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,760
(SPEAKlNG PRlMATE LANGUAGE)

1192
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:42,480
Oh, no, no.

1193
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:44,680
Okay, he says
it's not ghost serpent.

1194
01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:46,800
lt's much closer
to "zombie dick."

1195
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:52,760
l think it might
be a narcotic.

1196
01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:54,640
ls that so?

1197
01:01:56,840 --> 01:02:00,520
l need you to be honest
with me, okay? You a cop?

1198
01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:02,880
Chaka.

1199
01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:07,680
That's not an answer, Chaka.
That's your name.

1200
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:12,640
Seriously, by law,
you have to tell me
if you're a police officer.

1201
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:14,000
Marco.
Polo.

1202
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:15,840
You wearing a wire?

1203
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:17,600
(SPEAKlNG PRlMATE LANGUAGE)

1204
01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:24,720
Marco.
Polo.

1205
01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:29,440
(DEVlCE POWERlNG ON)

1206
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:30,960
Hello.

1207
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:33,200
(BEEPlNG RAPlDLY)

1208
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:39,840
Hot coffee!

1209
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:24,040
l need food.
Marshall !

1210
01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:25,120
Yeah.

1211
01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:26,280
Fruit me, buddy.

1212
01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:45,600
(ALL EXCLAlMlNG)

1213
01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:55,600
(ALL SlGH)

1214
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:57,920
Yeah. Yeah,
right there.

1215
01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,040
Get it on there.

1216
01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:00,120
Thank you.

1217
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:07,000
Chaka.

1218
01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:10,480
l owe you
an apology, okay?

1219
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:11,680
(FLY BUZZlNG)

1220
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:15,320
l'm a guest
in your land.

1221
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:19,120
A guest who came
unannounced, uninvited,

1222
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:23,760
and l've treated you
like a toilet. A toilet!

1223
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:27,360
l wanna make
it up to you.

1224
01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:32,040
Because the love
l feel for you,
and l'm not exaggerating,

1225
01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:36,120
is a billion
times greater

1226
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:40,960
than the love for mankind
that Jesus felt on the cross.

1227
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:44,880
You can take
that to the bank.

1228
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:47,600
(BOTH SPEAKlNG
PRlMATE LANGUAGE)

1229
01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:49,760
l'm so glad you
guys squashed that.

1230
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:53,520
l love you guys so much.
You guys are amazing.

1231
01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:57,080
l don't ever
want to go home.
No.

1232
01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:58,360
This is just like
Sandals Resort.

1233
01:04:58,440 --> 01:04:59,400
Mmm-hmm.

1234
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:02,960
There's good people,
a lot of good food.
Good times.

1235
01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:07,840
l want to make this my life.
l must make. . .
Be here all the time.

1236
01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:09,080
Yeah.

1237
01:05:09,920 --> 01:05:11,040
(SPEAKlNG PRlMATE LANGUAGE)

1238
01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:12,880
(REPEATlNG PRlMATE LANGUAGE)

1239
01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:14,000
Mmm.

1240
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:15,360
Hey. Hey.

1241
01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:16,640
You're funny, Chaka.

1242
01:05:16,720 --> 01:05:18,160
He's hilarious.
You're funny.

1243
01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:19,440
His jokes are disgusting.

1244
01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:21,280
(ALL LAUGHlNG)

1245
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:23,640
You're funny.

1246
01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:25,040
Hey, for real, though?
Mmm?

1247
01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:29,360
How much money would
l have to pay y'all
to French kiss each other?

1248
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:31,920
For real?

1249
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:32,960
Totally for real.

1250
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:34,040
For real, for real?

1251
01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:37,040
Tongue in his
monkey mouth.

1252
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:41,000
Hey, if it doesn't leave
the three of us, l'd do it
for free right now.

1253
01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:42,960
lt's not gonna
leave here.

1254
01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:44,360
l'd do it
right now.

1255
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:47,320
Let me see it.
Kiss him.

1256
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:48,800
lt doesn't leave
the three of us?

1257
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:51,600
Never. l won't tell anybody.
Who am l gonna tell?

1258
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:54,360
You French kiss him !
l. . . l'm gonna do it.

1259
01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:56,360
Come here.
l want you to. . .
What?

1260
01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:58,240
What?
Get. . . Get. . .

1261
01:05:58,320 --> 01:05:59,920
(LAUGHlNG)

1262
01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:02,640
WlLL: You guys
are gross!

1263
01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:07,120
l don't wanna do it!
l don't wanna do it!

1264
01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:09,040
l don't wanna do it.

1265
01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:10,080
WlLL: Oh ! That's gross!

1266
01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:11,280
l've changed my mind.

1267
01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:21,240
(GASPS)

1268
01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:23,040
Dinosaur eggs!

1269
01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:25,640
Dinosaur poo.

1270
01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:39,680
This is the Zarn!

1271
01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:41,920
Heed my warning
or be destroyed!

1272
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,000
Well, we're. . .
We're just trying
to get home.

1273
01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:46,800
Enik the Altrusian
has escaped our custody!

1274
01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:49,680
He has overtaken
the central pylon
and its crystals

1275
01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:55,040
and now plans to lead his army
of Sleestak on a rampage
across time and space!

1276
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:59,200
lf you're hearing this,
heed my warning.
Do not believe...

1277
01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:00,360
(ENIK LAUGHING)

1278
01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:02,640
No! Enik! No!

1279
01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:25,840
The Zarn.

1280
01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:29,400
(SCREAMlNG) l've gotta
go and warn them that. . .

1281
01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:55,200
Holly?

1282
01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:04,880
They've taken Holly.

1283
01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:08,880
Chaka?
l've got a mission for you.
Now listen closely.

1284
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:23,040
l don't know
what that means.

1285
01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:24,960
(WHlSPERlNG)
Just come on.

1286
01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:32,840
Oh, man.

1287
01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:36,320
Sentries.
Classic hive behavior.

1288
01:08:37,160 --> 01:08:38,920
Obviously on patrol.

1289
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:41,600
Yep, just like drones,
tirelessly hunting.

1290
01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:43,720
Dude, it looks like
they're getting
ready to make out.

1291
01:08:43,800 --> 01:08:45,760
No. No, no, no.

1292
01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:52,880
(CROAKlNG)

1293
01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:56,280
He's about
to tap that ass.

1294
01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:57,560
(WHlSPERlNG)
Would you shut up?

1295
01:08:57,640 --> 01:08:59,920
He's not about
to tap that ass.

1296
01:09:01,360 --> 01:09:04,400
You're right.
He's totally
tapping that ass.

1297
01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:07,920
Wow. Our own
little private show.

1298
01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:10,240
(CROAKlNG lNTENSlFYlNG)

1299
01:09:11,920 --> 01:09:13,840
(SCREECHlNG)

1300
01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:17,520
WlLL: Oh, God, they shed.

1301
01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:19,560
(EXCLAlMS lN DlSGUST)

1302
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:37,760
Hi.

1303
01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:40,200
Hey, don't do that!
Just focus.

1304
01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:49,480
SKULL 1 : We find you guilty
of providing assistance
to Enik the Altrusian.

1305
01:09:50,120 --> 01:09:51,200
There she is.

1306
01:09:51,280 --> 01:09:53,280
SKULL 1 : Prepare to meet
the Sleestak god.

1307
01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:54,360
No.

1308
01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:55,680
Stop!
Marshall !

1309
01:09:55,760 --> 01:09:57,080
SKULL 1 : Do not interfere!

1310
01:09:57,160 --> 01:09:58,480
Dude, what the hell
are you doing?

1311
01:09:58,560 --> 01:10:02,480
SKULL 1 : This one was caught
trying to deliver
a tachyon device to Enik.

1312
01:10:02,560 --> 01:10:04,720
lf you want Holly,
you've gotta deal with us.

1313
01:10:06,240 --> 01:10:07,400
No, no, Marshall, don't!

1314
01:10:07,480 --> 01:10:09,400
Because we're all
friends of Enik!

1315
01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:14,920
SKULL 1 : Enik the Altrusian
is guilty of the destruction
of an entire civilization.

1316
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:15,960
Entire what now?

1317
01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:17,280
SKULL 1 : Convicted
of his crimes,

1318
01:10:17,360 --> 01:10:20,440
he was sentenced
to 1 0,000 years
imprisonment...

1319
01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:21,600
He lied to us.

1320
01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:25,960
...and made to wear a tunic
as a symbol of his deceit.

1321
01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:27,800
Told you, dude. Tunic.

1322
01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:31,360
SKULL 1 : As his aIIies,
you shall die as well.

1323
01:10:31,440 --> 01:10:32,800
SKULL 2: Seize them!

1324
01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:34,720
Come on.

1325
01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:36,600
Marshall !

1326
01:10:39,560 --> 01:10:40,560
Hold on, Holly!

1327
01:10:44,480 --> 01:10:45,680
(GROANS)

1328
01:10:54,320 --> 01:10:55,560
See you.

1329
01:11:04,280 --> 01:11:05,520
We can do this. Ready?

1330
01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:06,560
Ready.

1331
01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:14,600
(SlGHS)

1332
01:11:17,480 --> 01:11:21,480
Wait. Wait, what about our. . .
Our working relationship?

1333
01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:27,640
l've wanted to do that
since l first met you.

1334
01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:29,320
You mean we could've been
doing this the whole time?

1335
01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:30,960
Yeah, but l was worried
it wouldn't be professional

1336
01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:32,160
or it'd distract
you from your work.

1337
01:11:32,240 --> 01:11:35,160
No. No, not distracting.
Never distracting.

1338
01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:40,960
Are you guys kidding me?
Come on ! Really!
Now is the time for this?

1339
01:11:41,440 --> 01:11:42,840
You know, he's. . .
He's right.

1340
01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:45,800
We've got to stop Enik,
and right now
he has the upper hand.

1341
01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:49,440
l mean, l know we have
the element of surprise,
but. . .

1342
01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:54,880
Yeah, about that.

1343
01:11:56,240 --> 01:11:57,400
What?

1344
01:11:57,480 --> 01:11:59,960
We sent Chaka to go get him.

1345
01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:01,680
(ENlK LAUGHlNG)

1346
01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:08,240
Well, then, Rick Marshall.

1347
01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:12,480
Coming here represents
a slight adjustment
to my plans, but no matter.

1348
01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:14,400
l have what l need.

1349
01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:19,200
And it's all thanks to you,
Dr. Marshall, and this.

1350
01:12:19,280 --> 01:12:20,640
(LAUGHlNG)

1351
01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:22,280
Don't.
We're outgunned.

1352
01:12:22,360 --> 01:12:24,520
ENlK: My Sleestak
stand prepared.

1353
01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:27,040
With the power
of the crystals,

1354
01:12:27,120 --> 01:12:30,160
they are my slaves,
my conquering army.

1355
01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:32,640
Thanks to your device,

1356
01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:37,800
l can lead an invasion force
anywhere l choose
in all of time and space.

1357
01:12:38,200 --> 01:12:40,600
But l believe l will
begin with your Earth.

1358
01:12:40,680 --> 01:12:41,640
Oh, no.

1359
01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:43,840
ENlK: My Sleestaks
reproduce quickly.

1360
01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:46,080
Yeah, we already caught
some of that action.

1361
01:12:46,160 --> 01:12:50,960
ENlK: ln mere weeks,
your world will be overrun
by their scaly offspring.

1362
01:12:51,960 --> 01:12:55,840
And when l'm standing
in the cinders
of your civilization,

1363
01:12:55,920 --> 01:12:59,320
l'll be sure to give you
full scientific credit.

1364
01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:03,160
l know how important
that is to you.

1365
01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:07,160
Now save your strength.
You'll need it.

1366
01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:09,160
(LAUGHlNG)

1367
01:13:10,160 --> 01:13:12,600
"You'll need it"?
What is he. . .

1368
01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:17,840
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHlNG)

1369
01:13:17,920 --> 01:13:19,280
HOLLY: Marshall?

1370
01:13:22,160 --> 01:13:23,520
Great.

1371
01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:24,800
(ROARlNG)

1372
01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:34,360
Right, you run
and l'll distract him.
He's not after me.

1373
01:13:34,440 --> 01:13:36,560
No. l'm not running.

1374
01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:39,080
This ends here.

1375
01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:41,760
HOLLY: Marshall,
what are you doing?

1376
01:13:41,840 --> 01:13:43,640
Maybe what l was
always meant to do.

1377
01:13:44,080 --> 01:13:48,200
Now, just go. l'll meet
you at the pylon, l hope.

1378
01:13:48,280 --> 01:13:49,960
No, we're not
leaving without you.

1379
01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:51,000
Go!

1380
01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:54,160
Get out of here!
l don't love you.

1381
01:13:57,040 --> 01:13:58,880
Go!
Ow! Marshall !

1382
01:13:59,400 --> 01:14:01,320
Get! You're ugly.

1383
01:14:01,960 --> 01:14:03,160
(SCOFFS)

1384
01:14:04,240 --> 01:14:05,560
(WHlSTLES)

1385
01:14:07,560 --> 01:14:08,720
(ROARS)

1386
01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:12,880
Look, if you're gonna
do this for real, take this.

1387
01:14:12,960 --> 01:14:15,360
Got some high-powered
fireworks in here
that might come in handy.

1388
01:14:15,440 --> 01:14:16,840
Are you kidding me?

1389
01:14:16,920 --> 01:14:19,080
You mean you've been
carrying a bag of fireworks

1390
01:14:19,160 --> 01:14:20,960
around with you
this whole time?

1391
01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:23,840
There's literally a dozen
situations where
we could have used these.

1392
01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:24,960
(ROARlNG)

1393
01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:26,040
(SHUSHlNG)

1394
01:14:26,120 --> 01:14:29,040
He's right. None of that's
important now, okay?

1395
01:14:29,120 --> 01:14:32,640
Listen. l gotta just
level with you, bro.
l misjudged you.

1396
01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:36,680
l thought you were
just a dumbass dude who
dressed stupid, but l'm wrong.

1397
01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:38,600
You're solid.
Thanks.

1398
01:14:38,680 --> 01:14:42,720
Thick or thin,
l will follow you
into battle at any time.

1399
01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:46,240
You hear me?
Absolutely any time.

1400
01:14:46,320 --> 01:14:48,600
Okay. How about now?

1401
01:14:49,080 --> 01:14:50,160
Like right now?
Yes.

1402
01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:51,480
(ROARlNG)

1403
01:14:52,520 --> 01:14:55,840
Honestly, l didn't
really expect you to call
the favor in this soon.

1404
01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:59,840
So, on this one,
unfortunately
l'm gonna have to say no.

1405
01:14:59,920 --> 01:15:02,720
But l think it's gonna
be awesome for you,
for personal growth,

1406
01:15:02,800 --> 01:15:04,640
just to hit this one solo.

1407
01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:07,280
l'm gonna be rooting
for you. Okay?

1408
01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:10,000
Trenches, bro.
lt's all about love.

1409
01:15:11,280 --> 01:15:12,600
Okay?

1410
01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:15,560
After this time,
l'm there for you, okay?

1411
01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:17,800
Any time after now.

1412
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:20,920
He's your man, not me.

1413
01:15:53,160 --> 01:15:56,720
All right, it's a fact.
You and l don't
like each other.

1414
01:15:58,320 --> 01:16:01,240
Yes. And only
one will remain.

1415
01:16:02,080 --> 01:16:05,240
l'm just gonna
have to fight you
at your own game.

1416
01:16:06,280 --> 01:16:07,200
(EXCLAlMS)

1417
01:16:07,280 --> 01:16:08,280
(ROARlNG)

1418
01:16:08,360 --> 01:16:09,560
(YELPlNG)

1419
01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:14,680
Stay back. Get back.

1420
01:16:18,640 --> 01:16:20,880
Damn, you're quick.
'Cause you're a dinosaur.

1421
01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:23,800
But you don't carry
around these, do you?

1422
01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:25,400
Huh?

1423
01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:29,120
Welcome to the big
bang theory, my friend.

1424
01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:35,280
Damn it, Will !

1425
01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:48,600
Ah ! That was stupid.

1426
01:16:53,120 --> 01:16:55,680
You're cornered, man !
There's no way out!

1427
01:16:55,760 --> 01:16:57,440
There's always a way out!

1428
01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:01,880
'Cause if you
don't make it. . .

1429
01:17:02,520 --> 01:17:05,240
lt's your own damn vault.

1430
01:17:32,160 --> 01:17:33,640
My God ! He's gonna do it!

1431
01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:35,160
Do it! Do it!

1432
01:17:35,240 --> 01:17:36,400
(GASPS)

1433
01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:40,600
(BURPS)

1434
01:17:40,680 --> 01:17:42,080
(EXCLAlMlNG)

1435
01:17:42,160 --> 01:17:44,000
Oh, God !

1436
01:17:44,080 --> 01:17:45,720
No, no.

1437
01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:47,240
l don't believe it.

1438
01:17:47,320 --> 01:17:48,760
Oh, shit.

1439
01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:56,360
(EXCLAlMS)
Yeah ! You ! You bastard !

1440
01:17:58,440 --> 01:18:00,800
Do you realize
who you just ate,
do you?

1441
01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:02,800
Probably the most
brilliant man ever.

1442
01:18:02,880 --> 01:18:05,520
Probably the only man
who ever really knew you.

1443
01:18:05,600 --> 01:18:07,480
All right, so he was wrong
about the size of your brain,

1444
01:18:07,560 --> 01:18:09,000
but you don't go
and eat a man for that.

1445
01:18:09,080 --> 01:18:11,680
You reason with him,
you stupid idiot!

1446
01:18:12,360 --> 01:18:14,400
He was your future!

1447
01:18:14,480 --> 01:18:16,120
He was my future!

1448
01:18:17,480 --> 01:18:20,080
And l'm never gonna get
a chance to tell him
that because of you !

1449
01:18:29,240 --> 01:18:31,160
lt's cool. lt's cool.

1450
01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:32,520
l'm sorry.

1451
01:18:33,160 --> 01:18:34,840
(PANTlNG)

1452
01:18:36,280 --> 01:18:39,440
Right. Now we must get home.
We're gonna get back,

1453
01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:42,360
and we're gonna tell the world
what Dr. Rick Marshall
did here today.

1454
01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:05,080
Come on,
you big green bastards.

1455
01:19:06,960 --> 01:19:13,520
l am sick and tired of you
slow-moving little wankers!

1456
01:19:13,600 --> 01:19:14,920
(GRUNTlNG)

1457
01:19:21,120 --> 01:19:22,280
Will !

1458
01:19:22,720 --> 01:19:26,160
All right, little dude.
Let's do this.

1459
01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:28,080
Lock and load !

1460
01:19:28,160 --> 01:19:29,680
(SCREAMlNG)

1461
01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:33,680
Boo-ya!

1462
01:19:35,600 --> 01:19:38,400
You want some of this?
Eat, Chaka, eat!

1463
01:19:38,480 --> 01:19:39,640
Holly!

1464
01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:41,520
HOLLY: Will !

1465
01:19:41,840 --> 01:19:43,120
(RUMBLlNG)

1466
01:19:43,640 --> 01:19:46,680
Step. . . Step and lift!

1467
01:19:46,760 --> 01:19:48,120
(ROARlNG)

1468
01:19:51,800 --> 01:19:54,200
All right, my murderous
friend, take us home.

1469
01:19:54,280 --> 01:19:55,560
(WHOOPlNG)

1470
01:19:57,120 --> 01:19:58,200
Get!

1471
01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:02,240
Bite that guy
right back there! Nice.

1472
01:20:02,320 --> 01:20:04,040
(WHOOPS) Good get.

1473
01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:06,080
That's him. That's him.

1474
01:20:06,680 --> 01:20:09,520
Upper deck! The horror!

1475
01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:12,000
God, that is the coolest
thing l have ever seen.

1476
01:20:12,080 --> 01:20:13,680
Let's do it, pal.

1477
01:20:14,520 --> 01:20:15,520
(WHOOPS)

1478
01:20:15,600 --> 01:20:17,440
The only thing
cooler would be if he'd
slide down Grumpy's tail

1479
01:20:17,520 --> 01:20:18,880
just like Fred Flintstone
would do when. . .

1480
01:20:18,960 --> 01:20:20,240
(WHOOPlNG)

1481
01:20:22,480 --> 01:20:25,760
Oh, God, l've lived.
l have lived.

1482
01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:29,520
Easy. Hey, come on,
it tickles.

1483
01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:31,280
Marshall !

1484
01:20:35,440 --> 01:20:36,400
What happened?

1485
01:20:36,480 --> 01:20:38,000
Dude, we thought
you had died !

1486
01:20:38,080 --> 01:20:41,160
Died? No. That was
just a minor setback.

1487
01:20:43,160 --> 01:20:44,920
Okay, let's go home.

1488
01:20:45,520 --> 01:20:47,200
No, no, no, wait.
This is insane.

1489
01:20:47,280 --> 01:20:48,880
We saw you go down
Grumpy's cake hole.

1490
01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:50,640
What, did he puke
you out or something?
Well. . .

1491
01:20:50,720 --> 01:20:53,160
No, it's not possible.
The T. Rex
lacked a gag reflex.

1492
01:20:53,240 --> 01:20:54,880
Not important right now.

1493
01:20:57,080 --> 01:20:58,760
l'm okay, and that's it.

1494
01:20:58,840 --> 01:21:00,000
This is a puzzler.

1495
01:21:00,080 --> 01:21:03,200
Look, l'd really rather
not talk about it, okay?

1496
01:21:04,600 --> 01:21:06,520
Now, let's light this candle.

1497
01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:09,120
No, Marshall,
how did you get out?

1498
01:21:09,200 --> 01:21:11,240
l will talk to you
about it later!

1499
01:21:11,320 --> 01:21:14,880
lndividually,
to each one of you.
l'll explain it.

1500
01:21:14,960 --> 01:21:16,240
(SNlFFlNG)

1501
01:21:16,720 --> 01:21:19,120
Jeez. Would you grow up?

1502
01:21:19,440 --> 01:21:21,160
Oh, my God !

1503
01:21:21,240 --> 01:21:22,640
Yes, he pooped me out!

1504
01:21:22,960 --> 01:21:23,960
(EXCLAlMS lN DlSGUST)

1505
01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:25,720
And now you guys
are friends?

1506
01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:28,960
While l was snaking
my way through his bowels,
l don't know, l. . .

1507
01:21:29,040 --> 01:21:31,560
l must have dislodged
some sort of
intestinal blockage.

1508
01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:34,080
And, yes, he's in
a much better mood now.

1509
01:21:34,160 --> 01:21:37,400
So can we move on?
l really would
like to go home.

1510
01:21:38,480 --> 01:21:42,520
You were deuced
out by a dinosaur.
That is incredibly cool.

1511
01:21:45,040 --> 01:21:47,400
Grumpy, listen.

1512
01:21:48,240 --> 01:21:50,960
When you talk about
this, and you will,

1513
01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:56,080
please be gentle. Okay?

1514
01:21:57,840 --> 01:22:00,520
All right, gangsta,
let's bones it out.

1515
01:22:04,880 --> 01:22:07,280
Don't worry about it.
lt's hard with your
vestigial arm.

1516
01:22:08,760 --> 01:22:11,040
Let's go, guys.
To freedom.

1517
01:22:18,160 --> 01:22:19,440
(ROARlNG)

1518
01:22:21,840 --> 01:22:23,720
ENlK: Thank you,
Dr. Marshall.

1519
01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:27,600
And now,
the doorway opens.

1520
01:22:30,360 --> 01:22:31,520
(GASPS)
Enik!

1521
01:22:31,880 --> 01:22:34,520
lt's over.
You're not going anywhere.

1522
01:22:34,600 --> 01:22:38,320
You think you can
challenge me?

1523
01:22:38,800 --> 01:22:40,520
(SHOUTlNG)

1524
01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:46,440
l wrestled at Purdue.

1525
01:22:46,520 --> 01:22:47,520
(LAUGHlNG)

1526
01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:48,720
J.V.

1527
01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:52,320
Fight, fight, fight!

1528
01:22:54,200 --> 01:22:56,720
Chaka!
Nicaraguan ball breaker!

1529
01:22:59,440 --> 01:23:01,440
Marshall ! l'm coming in !

1530
01:23:01,520 --> 01:23:02,800
(WHOOPlNG)

1531
01:23:02,880 --> 01:23:04,080
(GROANS)

1532
01:23:04,560 --> 01:23:05,800
Misfire!

1533
01:23:22,880 --> 01:23:24,640
What have you done?

1534
01:23:24,720 --> 01:23:27,280
The door.
lt's closing forever!

1535
01:23:41,160 --> 01:23:43,360
lt's barely holding.
Let's go!

1536
01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:47,840
(SCOFFS)

1537
01:23:47,920 --> 01:23:51,280
lt's your home
or your comrade,
Dr. Marshall.

1538
01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:52,320
(LAUGHS)

1539
01:23:52,400 --> 01:23:54,800
No, it isn't. Reverse!

1540
01:23:56,040 --> 01:23:59,280
You go!
l've got this yellow
bastard in lockdown.

1541
01:23:59,360 --> 01:24:00,480
l'm gonna stay.

1542
01:24:00,560 --> 01:24:01,560
What?
What?

1543
01:24:01,640 --> 01:24:03,840
Yeah. l've been
talking to my man Chaka.

1544
01:24:03,920 --> 01:24:06,120
He pitches
a pretty good world.

1545
01:24:06,200 --> 01:24:09,120
l mean, think about it.
My home was never
in the real world.

1546
01:24:09,200 --> 01:24:11,840
l never belonged.
This could be
a fresh start for me.

1547
01:24:11,920 --> 01:24:13,240
You know, make
some new friends.

1548
01:24:13,320 --> 01:24:15,680
l could be somebody,
a winner.

1549
01:24:15,880 --> 01:24:16,880
Ow!

1550
01:24:17,360 --> 01:24:19,200
Wow, l really admire
you right now.

1551
01:24:19,280 --> 01:24:21,160
l just feel
like so many people
go through this life

1552
01:24:21,240 --> 01:24:23,080
looking for what
l've found here,
you know?

1553
01:24:23,160 --> 01:24:25,920
And they themselves,
they never find it.

1554
01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:29,520
Or worse, they find it,
but they let it slip away.

1555
01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:32,640
l am so afraid
of that happening.

1556
01:24:32,720 --> 01:24:35,200
You wouldn't be human
if you didn't feel scared.

1557
01:24:35,280 --> 01:24:37,280
Marshall ! Please.

1558
01:24:37,360 --> 01:24:39,920
You can't leave me here
like this with him !

1559
01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:43,120
As one scientist to another,
l beg you for mercy.

1560
01:24:45,080 --> 01:24:48,200
Science shows no mercy,
and neither do l.

1561
01:24:48,960 --> 01:24:50,880
That's good.
Thank you.

1562
01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:52,960
Let's go, Holly.

1563
01:24:56,040 --> 01:24:57,080
Ready?

1564
01:24:57,160 --> 01:24:58,160
Ready.

1565
01:24:59,280 --> 01:25:02,080
Chaka? Technically,
l'm still your master!

1566
01:25:13,880 --> 01:25:15,240
HOLLY: Marshall?

1567
01:25:15,520 --> 01:25:16,680
Holly?

1568
01:25:16,880 --> 01:25:18,040
(SlGHS)

1569
01:25:21,360 --> 01:25:22,760
We made it!

1570
01:25:27,680 --> 01:25:29,600
Thank you.
Thank you.

1571
01:25:31,800 --> 01:25:37,040
l just want to say
you have grown into
a beautiful woman.

1572
01:25:41,800 --> 01:25:43,120
Oh, no. . .

1573
01:25:51,280 --> 01:25:52,480
ERN: Hey!

1574
01:25:54,280 --> 01:25:55,800
Where's Will?

1575
01:25:56,520 --> 01:25:58,760
He went to a better place.

1576
01:26:00,640 --> 01:26:02,200
You killed him?

1577
01:26:02,280 --> 01:26:03,240
No.

1578
01:26:04,720 --> 01:26:07,760
No, he went
to a strange world,

1579
01:26:09,040 --> 01:26:13,640
a world of dinosaurs,
monkey people, lizard people,

1580
01:26:14,720 --> 01:26:19,200
a hole in space and time,
a virtual land of the lost.

1581
01:26:20,760 --> 01:26:24,520
And as hard
as it is to believe,
Will chose to stay.

1582
01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:27,600
All right. Cool.

1583
01:26:29,160 --> 01:26:32,800
WlLL: Yeah,
did you see those Sleestaks
kick the crap out of Enik?

1584
01:26:33,280 --> 01:26:35,200
l've never seen
them move so fast.

1585
01:26:35,280 --> 01:26:36,440
(CHAKA SPEAKlNG
PRlMATE LANGUAGE)

1586
01:26:36,520 --> 01:26:39,640
WlLL: Yeah,
l couldn't agree more,
little buddy. Tunic.

1587
01:26:40,720 --> 01:26:43,280
Hop up.
l got you, come on.

1588
01:26:43,760 --> 01:26:44,840
Whoa!

1589
01:26:44,920 --> 01:26:46,080
(GROANlNG)

1590
01:26:46,160 --> 01:26:48,560
Man, you are
deceptively heavy.

1591
01:26:56,240 --> 01:26:57,560
Oh, my God.

1592
01:27:00,280 --> 01:27:02,000
(SPEAKlNG PRlMATE LANGUAGE)

1593
01:27:03,520 --> 01:27:05,080
(ALL EXCLAlMlNG)

1594
01:27:06,320 --> 01:27:08,040
(SPEAKlNG PRlMATE LANGUAGE)

1595
01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:16,720
Chaka! My God !
We're kings!

1596
01:27:17,160 --> 01:27:18,320
CHAKA: Yeah.

1597
01:27:18,680 --> 01:27:20,080
(EXCLAlMlNG)

1598
01:27:23,120 --> 01:27:24,640
Are those what
your women look like?

1599
01:27:24,720 --> 01:27:27,240
Hop off.
Be cool, be cool,
be cool, be cool.

1600
01:27:28,600 --> 01:27:29,600
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

1601
01:27:29,680 --> 01:27:31,600
Easy! Stand down !
Stand down.

1602
01:27:31,680 --> 01:27:33,400
l got this.

1603
01:27:33,480 --> 01:27:37,200
How's it going?
l'm Will. Pretty much
Chaka's best friend.

1604
01:27:37,680 --> 01:27:40,440
l'm here to offer
y'all protection

1605
01:27:40,520 --> 01:27:43,560
and shelter and really
pretty much anything

1606
01:27:43,640 --> 01:27:46,480
that you guys would
ever need, okay.

1607
01:27:47,160 --> 01:27:50,720
Hey, how's it going?
Hey, yeah.
Okay, yeah, that's denim.

1608
01:27:50,800 --> 01:27:54,000
Denim, yeah. Yeah.
Well, look at that, huh?

1609
01:27:54,520 --> 01:27:58,160
Hey, you're back there, too.
Okay. This was definitely
a good choice.

1610
01:28:00,400 --> 01:28:03,240
ANNOUNCER: This is Today,
with Matt Lauer.

1611
01:28:04,000 --> 01:28:07,080
lt's been some time
since my final
guest was here,

1612
01:28:07,160 --> 01:28:11,680
but after the remarkable
events of the past year,

1613
01:28:11,760 --> 01:28:13,240
he needs no introduction.

1614
01:28:13,320 --> 01:28:16,680
He's back with a new book
and more startling evidence

1615
01:28:17,240 --> 01:28:18,720
of, you guessed it,
time warps.

1616
01:28:18,800 --> 01:28:20,600
The pipe's allowed.
l asked.

1617
01:28:20,680 --> 01:28:22,400
That's great news.

1618
01:28:22,480 --> 01:28:24,640
You've had quite a year.

1619
01:28:24,720 --> 01:28:26,720
Actually,
a stellar year, Matt.

1620
01:28:26,800 --> 01:28:28,800
ln fact, l brought
you back a dinosaur egg,

1621
01:28:28,880 --> 01:28:31,680
which my beautiful
partner and lover,

1622
01:28:31,760 --> 01:28:34,480
Holly Cantrell,
was gracious
enough to transport.

1623
01:28:34,560 --> 01:28:35,680
And l'm obviously
very excited

1624
01:28:35,760 --> 01:28:37,600
about my new tome.
lt's a book.

1625
01:28:37,680 --> 01:28:39,680
Sixteen weeks
on the New York Times
bestseller list.

1626
01:28:39,760 --> 01:28:41,400
Let me get
to your discovery,
Doctor, because. . .

1627
01:28:41,480 --> 01:28:43,640
This is for you.
l signed it.

1628
01:28:44,240 --> 01:28:45,440
(SlGHS)

1629
01:28:46,840 --> 01:28:48,400
You're supposed
to say the title
and the publisher.

1630
01:28:48,480 --> 01:28:50,080
That's not gonna happen.

1631
01:28:50,160 --> 01:28:51,320
Just say it.
No.

1632
01:28:51,400 --> 01:28:52,720
Just say the damn title.

1633
01:28:52,800 --> 01:28:53,760
Fine.

1634
01:28:54,640 --> 01:28:57,520
Matt Lauer Can Suck It,
by Dr. Rick Marshall.

1635
01:28:57,920 --> 01:29:00,440
l was so surprised
that your attorney
signed off on that.

1636
01:29:00,520 --> 01:29:02,240
l was like, "Are you sure?
ls this gonna be okay?"

1637
01:29:02,320 --> 01:29:03,640
He said, "Yeah, go for it."

1638
01:29:03,720 --> 01:29:05,080
Son of a bitch. You. . .

1639
01:29:05,160 --> 01:29:06,480
You puss!

1640
01:32:22,960 --> 01:32:24,560
MAN ON SPEAKER:
And we're clear.

1641
01:32:27,920 --> 01:32:30,840
lf anyone sees Matt,
can you tell him
he forgot his egg?

1642
01:32:30,920 --> 01:32:32,360
(ALL LAUGHlNG)