1 00:00:16,476 --> 00:00:19,676 03 Scary Movie 3 - Comedy 2003 English 2 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:26,857 Day after day you want. 3 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:28,942 A store that one might... 4 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:34,573 I hate television. It gives me headaches. 5 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:37,823 You know, there's so many magnetic waves travelling in the airspace 6 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:39,699 because of TV and television, 7 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:42,373 we're losing ten times as many brain cells as we're supposed to. 8 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:44,291 Please! 9 00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:49,163 The cow says blank. Three letters. 10 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:51,259 Dude! 11 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:54,294 Dude. I don't know. 12 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,550 Magnetic waves, brain cells. 13 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,880 I don't understand the connection between all that stuff. 14 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:00,758 You know what else I heard? 15 00:01:00,852 --> 00:01:03,184 Magnetic waves shrink silicone molecules. 16 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:09,149 Oh, my God! Turn it off! 17 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:11,022 - It's not working! - It's backwards! 18 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:12,340 - What do we do? - I don't know! 19 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:13,650 Oh, God! 20 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:20,532 Thank God. I can't afford to get any smaller. 21 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:23,410 Come on. You're beautiful. 22 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,582 I wish I had your legs. 23 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:27,000 I wish I had your butt. 24 00:01:27,462 --> 00:01:29,624 - I wish I had your... - Shaved pussy? 25 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:32,498 Nobody's getting Snowball. 26 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:37,761 Okay. That thing's kind of scary, anyway. 27 00:01:37,848 --> 00:01:40,180 - I know something even scarier. - What? 28 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:41,869 Have you heard about this videotape? 29 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:43,246 The one where they do it on the boat? 30 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:45,102 And then in the car? And then in the bathtub? 31 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:48,351 And he's, like, Hey, baby, I love you. And she's, like, Where are we? 32 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:50,812 - And did you see the... - No. Not that tape. 33 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:53,439 The one with all the scary images. 34 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:55,988 You know, after you watch the tape, the phone rings, 35 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:59,362 and this really scary voice comes on and says you're gonna die in, like... 36 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,820 Seven days. Yeah, I saw that one with Josh last weekend. 37 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:05,657 You were with Josh last weekend? Oh, my God! 38 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:07,204 My God! 39 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:09,451 Oh, yes, I was. 40 00:02:11,173 --> 00:02:12,254 You ho! 41 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:17,005 You know it! 42 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:33,810 - This is really weird. - Yeah. 43 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:36,362 Big house, only one phone. 44 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:41,408 Hello? 45 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,117 Hello? 46 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:54,464 I'm coming for you, my precious. 47 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:58,292 - Hi, Mom. - Hi, precious. Having fun? 48 00:02:58,387 --> 00:03:02,176 Ask her which bathroom has a detachable shower head. 49 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:05,974 Anyway, we're just about to go to bed. 50 00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:09,179 No. Not like that. 51 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:12,765 Well, I guess a woman would know how to touch a... 52 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:16,977 Hello? 53 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:19,112 Hello? 54 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:10,327 Katie? 55 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:13,496 Katie? 56 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:20,295 Katie? 57 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:30,186 Are you okay? 58 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:35,775 Are you okay? 59 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:11,892 God! 60 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:45,755 Tom, did you hear... 61 00:05:46,555 --> 00:05:47,966 The dogs are acting strange. 62 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:11,280 Sue! 63 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:15,823 What are you doing out here? We were worried sick. 64 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:17,032 What's wrong? 65 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:29,303 I wonder what they're trying to tell us. 66 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:42,057 And now, Washington, D.C.'s leading morning news program, 67 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:43,358 the Morning News. 68 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:45,231 Good morning. I'm Ross Giggins. 69 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:48,064 For our top story, we turn now to Cindy Campbell. 70 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:49,158 Thank you, Ross. 71 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:52,235 There's a developing story in Middleburg at this hour. 72 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:57,074 A mysterious crop circle appeared in local farmer, Tom Logan's cornfield. 73 00:06:57,167 --> 00:07:00,751 Elaborate prank or extraterrestrial phenomenon? 74 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:03,955 We'll update you as soon as we have any further information, 75 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:09,215 but, either way, it's clear something strange is happening in that small town. Ross? 76 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,262 I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. 77 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:14,511 Coming up, more news after this. 78 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:18,268 - Cindy, you got a second? - Sure. 79 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:21,438 I want you to take a look at this for that big strip-club exposé. 80 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,444 But I'd rather stick with the crop circle story. 81 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:25,858 Come on. You know those things are just a hoax. 82 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:28,859 No, I'm telling you, I sense something about that cornfield. 83 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:33,989 Call it women's intuition or ESPN or both, but I can tell when danger's near. I just... 84 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:39,623 - My eyes! - Cindy, it's sweeps month. 85 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:41,120 Ratings mean everything. 86 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:45,455 People want human-interest stories, like the one you did yesterday. 87 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:47,289 The report on breast augmentation? 88 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,708 It was just ten minutes of topless women. 89 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:51,717 I mean, come on. 90 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:55,301 - Wow! - Why are these so interesting? 91 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:56,678 For God's sake! 92 00:07:57,686 --> 00:07:58,892 People don't care about this. 93 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:02,688 They want hard-hitting stories and in-depth coverage and... And... 94 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:03,980 And twins! 95 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:27,834 You think it was the Kreisel boys who cut that stuff into your corn? 96 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:30,336 All I know is my crops are gone. 97 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:33,715 The bank's gonna foreclose if I can't pay the rent. 98 00:08:33,805 --> 00:08:37,343 I got 60 days to come up with $1.50. 99 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:41,803 I'm sorry. The last thing you needed was more... 100 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:44,308 hardship in your life. 101 00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:46,877 Especially after what happened to your... 102 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:49,313 Sheriff, I don't need your sympathy. 103 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:51,816 I didn't mean to upset you, Father. 104 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:54,898 Please. I'm not a minister any more. 105 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:57,610 I lost my faith that terrible night. 106 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:03,241 Your faith will return, just as sure as the sun will rise. 107 00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:04,665 Sounds like a long shot. 108 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:09,247 Look, there's always an explanation for all this so-called phenomenon. 109 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:10,421 Maybe you're right. 110 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:12,624 It was probably just the Kreisels. 111 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:14,755 And when I get through with them, 112 00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:18,430 I doubt you'll be seeing anything strange on this farm for a long time. 113 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:20,424 You'll see. 114 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:24,975 You all right, Tom? Get some rest. 115 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:33,983 George! 116 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,033 George! 117 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:43,076 I need you back here tomorrow night after you pick up Sue. 118 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,406 That tractor needs fixing. 119 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:47,493 Sorry, dawg. I can't help you. I have to get ready for my show. 120 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:50,704 Not that stupid hip-hop stuff again. 121 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:53,194 Damn it, George, when are you gonna do something with your life? 122 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:54,653 - I got a dream! - What is your dream? 123 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:55,758 To have a dream. 124 00:09:56,429 --> 00:10:00,138 George, all you've done is chase adolescent fantasies. 125 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:04,093 I wanna be an astronaut, a cowboy, gynaecologist to the stars. 126 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:05,928 And now, this stupid hip-hop thing. 127 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:09,560 For your information, this hip-hop thing is gonna get me paid. 128 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:11,411 I'm gonna win that rap battle tomorrow night. 129 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,519 Rap battle? For God's sakes. 130 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:15,607 You just hate me 'cause I'm black. 131 00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:18,402 You don't have any faith in me. 132 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,325 You don't have any faith in anything any more. 133 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:24,154 So why don't you just worry about you, and I'll worry about... 134 00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:43,340 Cody- 135 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:46,851 You're late again, Aunt Cindy. 136 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:49,054 I'm sorry. I was stuck in traffic. 137 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:52,733 - Cindy! - Brenda, hi! 138 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:54,560 It's great to see you! 139 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:58,155 - It's been so long. - Too long. 140 00:10:58,241 --> 00:10:59,606 I've been working so hard. 141 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:01,887 You know, I've had to spend more and more time at the station. 142 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:04,903 The news just keeps coming in. 143 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,580 What was the assignment? 144 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,414 Draw your family and friends. 145 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,414 So, anyone new in your life, Cindy? 146 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:15,001 Well, you know, I just haven't found the right guy. 147 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:17,753 I'm looking for something more than just good sex. 148 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,426 I know, you want commitment. 149 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,924 No, I want great sex. And when I meet that guy... 150 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,427 That's what I'm talking about! 151 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,350 You want a guy that's gonna hit that thing hard, like... 152 00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:31,889 And then flip you over and come at you from the other side. 153 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,936 D-O-double-G. 154 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:37,023 Did I say stop drawing? 155 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:41,607 And then he'll look at you, like he gonna cut you. 156 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:46,369 Brenda, you're so romantic. 157 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:48,332 I guess. 158 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,458 Look, when I meet Mr. Right, I'll know. 159 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,327 Uncle George! 160 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,668 Hey, sweetie, come here! 161 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,331 How are you? 162 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:02,719 Go get your stuff, okay? 163 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:05,388 I know you. You're Tom Logan's brother. 164 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:08,342 - And you're that reporter, Cindy Campbell. - Yeah. 165 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,139 You did the story on our cop cycles. 166 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,061 Crop circles. 167 00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:13,476 Right. 168 00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:16,433 So, you're here to pick up your... 169 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:18,017 Nephew. Cody. 170 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:19,941 You don't dress like a farmer. 171 00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:21,563 My brother's the farmer. 172 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,403 I'm the rapper. 173 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:27,031 For real. And here's the 6-1-1 on that. 174 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:29,822 That's phone repair. You mean 4-1-1. 175 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,073 Right. 176 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:35,035 So, I'll be doing the rap battle at the 23 Club tomorrow night. 177 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:36,999 I don't believe this shit. 178 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,206 Word. You two should come down! 179 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:42,588 I be rapping, I be capping, I be tapping, I be flapping, 180 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:47,264 I be happening. Ding, bing, wing. Yo! 181 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:50,221 - Sounds good. - Would, could, should, 'hood. 182 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,601 Gug, mug, dug, bug. 183 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,639 If we say we'll come, will you shut your ass up? 184 00:12:56,359 --> 00:13:00,102 Okay, then. Fresh. I'll see you guys tomorrow night. 185 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,863 - Okay. Bye. - Peace out. 186 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:10,036 Now, who the fuck did that? 187 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,624 Honey, what is it? Are you having one of your visions? 188 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:21,082 There's a girl with black hair. 189 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,334 She wants to kill you. 190 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:28,889 Your period starts in three, two, one. 191 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:31,512 What else? Cody, what else do you see? 192 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:35,140 I see a little boy and a grown woman, but no father. 193 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:38,394 - Cody. - I see you kneeling in dog shit. 194 00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:39,690 What? 195 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:43,229 Oh, for God's sake. 196 00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:44,984 Cody, don't you understand? 197 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:48,066 As long as we have each other, that's all we need. 198 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,911 Cody, I know things have been tough for you since your mom died. 199 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:55,328 God, I've been so selfish. Always putting my career first. 200 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:58,501 From now on, I'm gonna be thinking about you 24... 201 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:00,130 Damn! 202 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:02,956 Wait, Cindy! 203 00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:22,859 Honey, I'm gonna be leaving soon, so... 204 00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:37,665 Do you know who she is? 205 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,126 No. 206 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,454 But sometimes she talks to me. 207 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,255 She's coming tonight. 208 00:14:57,855 --> 00:15:00,313 - Father Muldoonl. - Cindy. 209 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:04,268 I'm so grateful you could come. I've called all over for babysitters. 210 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,694 I don't mind filling in now and then. 211 00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:09,565 Where is little Cody? 212 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,907 I don't know. He must be back in his room, playing. 213 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,997 Anyway, make sure Cody washes everywhere. 214 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,951 Also, he has a little rash on his behind. 215 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:24,208 Could you rub this lotion on his little bottom? 216 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:26,585 Just apply it liberally. 217 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,838 Thank you, Father. Good night. 218 00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:34,756 Cody- 219 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,979 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's getting thick up in here. 220 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:51,697 Hey, look, before we get on with the battles tonight, 221 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,525 I got a couple announcements to make. 222 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:57,032 I know y'all are gonna wanna bust a cap in the air for your favourite rapper, 223 00:15:57,123 --> 00:16:02,118 but if you could please hold on to your gunfire until the end of the show. 224 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,127 Now, look, let's just put the safeties on. 225 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:08,214 It's on the left side of the gun above the trigger guard. 226 00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:13,754 Will somebody get his ass out of here? Get his ass up out of here! 227 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:17,048 All right. DJ, spin that shit! 228 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,784 - My bad. - Mother... 229 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:47,496 Brenda, is something wrong? You look scared. 230 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:50,423 I don't know. All that stuff you was saying on TV, 231 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,502 I just got a weird feeling something bad is heading my way, 232 00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:56,714 like when you see an Asian person behind the wheel of a car. 233 00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:58,761 Cindy, after the show, 234 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,927 if I don't end up on all fours with some anonymous guy, 235 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,307 or drink an ass load of Crystal 236 00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:06,185 and have to sleep it off in a dumpster behind the Sizzler, 237 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:09,188 you think maybe you could come back to my crib and hang out with me? 238 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:10,518 I don't wanna be alone. 239 00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,358 Of course I will, Brenda. 240 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,530 I love you! 241 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:17,109 Pay my way, okay? 242 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:20,829 Yo, yo, yo, George! What's up with the man with the tightest rapping... 243 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,601 - What's up, B? What's good? - On the streets, baby! 244 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,036 - What's good with you, boy? - Dude! 245 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,037 - What's good, baby? - Dude! 246 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:29,746 Finally, the white man is gonna school the black man on how to rap. 247 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:30,966 - Yeah! - Yeah, I guess. 248 00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:33,045 - Word. - How many people are here, you think? 249 00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:34,170 Shit. 250 00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:38,051 I don't know, man. 100, 200 whitey-hating, chrome-packing, 251 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,953 ready to bust a cap in any white boy's ass who ain't bringing that shit. 252 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,264 - Yeah. At least. Yeah. - Word. 253 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,603 What's wrong, George? 254 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:48,057 You ever wonder when it's time to stop living up here 255 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,608 and start living down here? 256 00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:53,562 But what if we stop living over here and move over there? 257 00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,897 Shit, my Aunt ShaNeequa used to live over there, man, 258 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,553 - but that bitch got evicted, though. - Word? 259 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:58,804 - Yeah, I'm dead serious. - What for? 260 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,944 - Mice. - Mice? I thought she had rats. 261 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,904 No, man. Rats are outside, mice are inside. 262 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:05,143 Yo, but what if a mouse goes outside? Does it become a rat? 263 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,927 And if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse? 264 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,147 I ain't never seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm saying. 265 00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,502 That's because it's a rat, fool! 266 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,833 Damn. Yeah, you might've just made a fact just now. That's some real shit! 267 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,280 - Fellas, what are you guys talking about? - That's hot! 268 00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:19,171 Yo, George, you need something? 'Cause I will do anything for you. 269 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:21,850 Anything. 270 00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:26,890 Well, about those chrome-packing, whitey-hating gangsters, perhaps... 271 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,139 - What he need is a hype man. - Word! 272 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,894 Yeah, yeah, a-come on. 273 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:32,316 You can be his Spliff Star. 274 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,547 That's me, that's what I do. 275 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:36,734 That's my job, baby. That's what I do! You know... 276 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,221 That's what I do. When you a hype man, you take them hits. 277 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,610 Now, let's get out there, man! 278 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,871 Heads or tail, playboy, what's it gonna be? 279 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:47,202 You cannot escape your fate in the streets. 280 00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:49,909 Okay, I count cash, you count sheep. 281 00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:52,291 You better not sleep on the beats, capisce. 282 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,764 All right, all right, all right! That was hot! 283 00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:58,968 That's what I'm talking about. That was hot, right? Right? 284 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:00,420 Yo, what do we think? 285 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,554 I thought you were both absolutely dreadful. 286 00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,394 - Ghastly. - What? 287 00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,722 I don't know what I'm doing here. 288 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,433 This club is totally pathetic. 289 00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,032 Everybody put your hands up. 290 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,993 This is it. You ready, George? It's show time, baby. 291 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,790 - Okay. - I just want to let you know, man, 292 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:32,081 that no matter what goes on on that stage tonight, 293 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,290 you'll always be in my heart. 294 00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:36,251 That's love. That's love right there. 295 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,837 - I love you. - That's what I'm talking about. 296 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,408 - I love you, man. Can you feel it? - That's what I'm talking about. 297 00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:46,515 - Hey, come here, y'all. Come here. - Can you feel my love on your hip? 298 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,162 - Can you feel it? - I can't get around! 299 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,348 - Okay. - Come on, dawg! 300 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,958 - That's what I'm talking about. - You go out there and you rip it tonight. 301 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:54,599 All right, man? Do your thing tonight, all right? 302 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,755 - Okay, cool. All right. - We shouldn't have to do that. 303 00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,739 - We love each other. - I'm gonna go bring you on. 304 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,150 Let's do it, baby. We hyped! 305 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:05,156 Yeah, all right, all right. Y'all ready for the next throw down? 306 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:08,364 To my left, we have the reigning champion, 307 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,573 hailing from Fort Apache, the Bronx. 308 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:11,874 BS 1-1-1. 309 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:14,703 Some of y'all call him Jealous Ones Still Envy. 310 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,547 Some of y'all call him the Don Cartagena! 311 00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,799 Some of y'all call him Joey Crack. 312 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:24,800 - Stick 'em up! - But tonight, let's give it up for Fat Joe! 313 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,223 I gotta go against him? 314 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:29,967 Give it up! Give it up! 315 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:32,012 What, you think they're here to see Fat Joe? 316 00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:34,097 - Joe! Joe! Joe! - Joe! Joe! Joe! 317 00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:36,307 No, man, they're saying, Go! Go! Go! 318 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:38,981 Now our challenger. 319 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:45,150 He's a farmer rapper, so you know he been kicking the shit all day! 320 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,406 Let's give it up for my man, George! 321 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,910 That's what I'm talking about! Yeah, yeah! Come on, everybody! 322 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,287 - That's right. - Put your hands... 323 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,493 That's right. Okay, Joey Crack. 324 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,876 You the reigning champion, so you get to spit first. 325 00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:00,715 Yo, DJ, spin that shit! 326 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,878 These guys can't be serious right here. 327 00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:08,890 Standing Mini-Me, AKA I hope he ain't the one you fight with. 328 00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:12,093 Hey, yo, this nigga's mad corny And he got no skills. 329 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:14,600 'Cause he's all right But he's not real 330 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,210 I don't mean to hurt your feelings But you'll never get a deal. 331 00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:19,692 'Cause he's all right But he's not real. 332 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:22,862 You're a needle in the haystack I'm the don, the city slicker. 333 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:26,612 Forget cows and milk your mom's Her titties give ya that elixir. 334 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:27,737 Thought he wasn't? 335 00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:30,195 Bet this nigga end up Having kids with his cousin. 336 00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:33,115 Half-retarded My number-one fan be like. 337 00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,750 That means Fat Joe's the man! 338 00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:37,877 You're a liar in denial. 339 00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:40,664 Kill your ass quicker than I died in Empire. 340 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:42,878 How dare you want to joust with me? 341 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,672 Looking like you dying of SARS Or mad cow disease. 342 00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:48,050 You fake D-rabbit out to battle me. 343 00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:51,383 Eight miles down the road The farm's that-a-way. 344 00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:54,218 Okay. No, no, wait a minute! 345 00:21:57,066 --> 00:22:00,525 All right! All right! That was hot! That was tight, Fat Joe. 346 00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:05,572 Yo! Now, everybody, give it up for my man, George! 347 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,695 DJ, spin that shit! 348 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:16,084 Bitch. 349 00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:20,203 Ho. 350 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,006 Now everybody in the 2-0-2. 351 00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:34,760 Throw your hands in the air 'Cause Fat Joe is through. 352 00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:38,104 Now everybody in the 2-0-2 Throw 'em up. 353 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,439 Check it out 354 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:43,025 I'm a white boy But my neck is red 355 00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:45,979 I put Miracle Whip On my Wonder Bread. 356 00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:48,690 My face is pale I've never been in jail. 357 00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:50,775 Me and Buffy spend Every winter in Vail. 358 00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:53,945 How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. 359 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:56,451 And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero 360 00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:59,159 I grew up on a farm And I was born with no rhythm 361 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:02,044 Dr. Phil's my uncle And I like to hang with him 362 00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:04,463 I can't dance I wear khaki pants. 363 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,417 My middle name's Lance My grandma's from France. 364 00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:09,969 So maybe I'm wack 'Cause my skin ain't black. 365 00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:12,380 But you can't talk smack 'Cause whitey just struck back. 366 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:20,458 That's what I'm talking about, baby! 367 00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:22,085 - 2-0-2, Fat Joe is through! - 2-0-2, Fat Joe is through! 368 00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:24,476 - Give it up for George! - Yeah! 369 00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:27,395 That's my boy right there! That's what I'm... 370 00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:28,729 Oh, shit. 371 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:35,699 - George. George. The hood. - Hell, no! 372 00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:38,831 - Lose the hood. - I know. We're in the 'hood now. 373 00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:41,330 - No, man. - He's a dead man. 374 00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:43,961 You guys feeling me? In the 'hood? 375 00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:53,588 That's it. I'm done. 376 00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:56,007 Man, you can't give up rap just like that. 377 00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:57,767 Rap-schmap! 378 00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:59,935 Look, you still got it! See? 379 00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:03,814 Thanks for coming over tonight, Cindy. 380 00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:06,268 I guess I'm just going through a rough time. 381 00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:09,813 Brenda, you want to tell me what's really bothering you? 382 00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:16,657 Well, there's something I need to... I saw a tape. 383 00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:19,530 I think you should know about it. 384 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:22,492 It had these really shocking images, Cindy. 385 00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:24,953 Brenda, it was Mardi Gras. 386 00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:28,169 I never drank vodka before, and I was out of beads! 387 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,208 No, not that tape, Cindy. 388 00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:32,547 Well, I guess it's just an urban legend. 389 00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:35,046 You watch it, 390 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:38,883 and as soon as it's over, your phone rings and a creepy voice says, 391 00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:40,885 You're gonna die in seven days. 392 00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:43,387 And seven days later... 393 00:24:45,109 --> 00:24:46,109 When did you watch it? 394 00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:48,400 A week ago. 395 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:51,570 - A week ago tonight. - Brenda... 396 00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:58,073 Oh, my God! 397 00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:00,289 Brenda! 398 00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:04,287 Brenda! Oh, my God! 399 00:25:08,424 --> 00:25:10,540 Oh, my God, you bitch! 400 00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:11,965 Ketchup! 401 00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:14,210 You should have seen the look on your face! 402 00:25:16,432 --> 00:25:17,547 You got me! 403 00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:21,763 Brenda? Brenda? 404 00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:24,599 Oh, my God! Brenda! 405 00:25:27,735 --> 00:25:28,941 Brenda! 406 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,943 - I can't believe you fell for that fake seizure! - But it seemed so real! 407 00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:41,279 - It did, didn't it? - And you peed! 408 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,827 Yeah! I really sold that shit, didn't I? 409 00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:48,248 I just love the look on your face when you are scared. 410 00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:50,454 Girl, you are too easy. 411 00:25:57,806 --> 00:26:00,548 I got you with the old fake hand! 412 00:26:03,145 --> 00:26:05,728 - Girl, you were scared! - Well, I know! 413 00:26:05,939 --> 00:26:09,728 - Come on. I was just kidding. - Well, you've taken it too far, Brenda. 414 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:12,860 I'm gonna go get the rest of the popcorn! 415 00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:20,571 Cindy? 416 00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:23,074 Forget it. I am not falling for it again. 417 00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:42,465 Come on. 418 00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:44,266 Cindy, the news is on! 419 00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:47,436 Another little white girl done fell down a well. 420 00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:50,439 Fifty black people get their ass beat by police today, 421 00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:53,359 but the whole world gotta stop for one little whitey down a hole. 422 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:00,279 Cindy! 423 00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:04,695 The TV's leaking! 424 00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:07,375 Cindy? 425 00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:09,913 Cindy, something's wrong here. 426 00:27:26,103 --> 00:27:28,561 Cindy, this bitch is messing up my floor! 427 00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:34,896 Cindy, help me! 428 00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:36,398 I'm not listening. 429 00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:40,773 Get up, you little ugly bitch. 430 00:27:40,951 --> 00:27:42,487 Come on. Let me see what you got. 431 00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:44,868 What you gonna do? That's all? 432 00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:51,541 I'm whupping her ass, Cindy! 433 00:27:51,962 --> 00:27:52,962 Yeah! What's up? 434 00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:10,720 Cindy, please help me! Cindy! 435 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:14,978 Okay, hang on a second. Hello? 436 00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:17,727 Father Muldoon here. We're getting along famously. 437 00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:19,778 Thanks again, Father. Bye-bye. 438 00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:21,530 Brenda? 439 00:28:22,451 --> 00:28:23,862 Brenda? 440 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,116 Brenda! 441 00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:42,422 Oh, my God! 442 00:28:42,638 --> 00:28:45,801 Yes, yes, of course I'll tell her. Thank you. 443 00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:51,469 Sue's teacher, Brenda. She's dead. 444 00:28:53,482 --> 00:28:56,395 - I'd better tell her. - No, no, no. I can do it. 445 00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:04,148 - 'Sue? - Yes? 446 00:29:05,702 --> 00:29:08,490 - You know your teacher, Miss Brenda? - Yeah? 447 00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:09,820 She's dead! 448 00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:14,417 Gone forever! Died a horrible, painful death! 449 00:29:14,962 --> 00:29:17,124 Gone, gone, gone, just like your dog! 450 00:29:17,464 --> 00:29:18,464 My dog's dead? 451 00:29:18,715 --> 00:29:22,253 I just ran him over with the car when I drove in! 452 00:29:22,344 --> 00:29:24,676 Everyone you love around you is dying! 453 00:29:34,356 --> 00:29:36,188 Hello, Father. 454 00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:39,859 Don't call me Father. I haven't been a clergyman since... 455 00:29:43,365 --> 00:29:45,481 I'm sorry about that night. 456 00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:50,495 If I hadn't fallen asleep while driving for that exact 20 minutes, 457 00:29:50,872 --> 00:29:54,115 if I hadn't drank that exact whole bottle of Jégermeister, 458 00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:59,124 if I hadn't raped and mutilated that exact mulatto hitch hiker... 459 00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:00,942 - Sayaman... - if I hadn't been caught in that 460 00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:03,628 exact motel room with those exact two boys... 461 00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:07,713 Sayaman. I don't see what any of this has to do with Annie. 462 00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:10,760 I'm sorry. Those were other nights. 463 00:30:10,851 --> 00:30:13,343 But if it had been that night, 464 00:30:13,437 --> 00:30:17,146 I might have missed her. That terrible night. 465 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:24,566 Hey! 466 00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:41,420 - It's your wife, Father. She's hurt. - Annie? 467 00:30:41,757 --> 00:30:44,089 She was hit by a truck and she's pinned against a tree. 468 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:45,760 I don't understand. 469 00:30:46,219 --> 00:30:49,712 As long as the truck has her pinned, she'll stay alive. 470 00:30:50,265 --> 00:30:51,676 I still don't get it. 471 00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:59,267 This is your wife. 472 00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:02,144 She broke her wiener? 473 00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:07,571 Look what happens to the taco. 474 00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:13,619 Look, I don't understand all this fancy medical lingo. I wanna see Annie. 475 00:31:15,749 --> 00:31:17,831 She's split in half. 476 00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:21,786 You mean, like down-the-middle in half? 477 00:31:22,631 --> 00:31:23,631 At the waist. 478 00:31:24,091 --> 00:31:27,209 You mean this is the last time I can talk to the top half? 479 00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:32,714 Yes. The truck is the only thing that is holding her together. 480 00:31:33,475 --> 00:31:36,433 Let's say this is her bottom half. 481 00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:38,806 Can I squeeze in a few minutes with that? 482 00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:42,310 I'm not sure what you mean. 483 00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:45,730 - Let me explain. - Tom. 484 00:31:45,821 --> 00:31:47,812 Go to her. 485 00:31:55,497 --> 00:31:58,580 Tom, I'll need a ride home. 486 00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:04,499 Hey, baby. How's it going? 487 00:32:05,966 --> 00:32:07,331 I'm dying, Tom. 488 00:32:07,801 --> 00:32:11,339 Don't talk like that. The truck barely hit you. 489 00:32:13,682 --> 00:32:16,845 Honey, kiss me one last time. 490 00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:22,312 Promise me you'll never remarry. 491 00:32:23,108 --> 00:32:24,223 I promise. 492 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:26,816 And no sex, either. 493 00:32:28,405 --> 00:32:30,396 I'm sorry. I didn't catch that. 494 00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:34,150 - No sex. - Honey, you're not speaking clearly. 495 00:32:34,244 --> 00:32:36,360 - Your injuries must be awful. - No sex. 496 00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:38,215 - Cruel fate to shroud my wife's... - No sex. 497 00:32:38,248 --> 00:32:39,768 - —...dying words in mystery. - No sex. 498 00:32:39,833 --> 00:32:41,790 - No sex! - Poor Annie. 499 00:32:41,877 --> 00:32:44,915 We hardly knew her. She'll be missed terribly. 500 00:32:45,005 --> 00:32:47,463 - Jesus. - That's right, honey, go into the light. 501 00:32:47,549 --> 00:32:48,789 Look! 502 00:32:48,884 --> 00:32:51,342 Just tell George, Swing away. 503 00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:53,218 Right. Swing away. 504 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,138 Sure. That you understand. 505 00:32:58,143 --> 00:33:00,430 Annie? Annie! 506 00:33:02,606 --> 00:33:04,517 I'm sorry, dude. 507 00:33:04,608 --> 00:33:08,977 Don't call me dude. I'm not a stoner any more, not since... 508 00:33:10,906 --> 00:33:12,613 Goodbye, Tom. 509 00:33:28,590 --> 00:33:30,422 I'm so sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Meeks. 510 00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:32,382 Brenda was a good friend 511 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:34,050 when she was alive. 512 00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:38,222 My sweet, sweet Brenda. She looks so peaceful. 513 00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:46,522 If only God had taken us instead of our daughter. 514 00:33:46,942 --> 00:33:50,435 And knowing your Brenda like I did, I'd say she wishes the same thing. 515 00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:54,271 These just came today. 516 00:33:55,408 --> 00:33:57,649 Photos from a trip she took. 517 00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:03,618 - They're blank. - Turn them around, honey. 518 00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:07,576 Yes, of course. 519 00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:10,587 - Who's this? - That's Ralph. 520 00:34:10,966 --> 00:34:12,582 He's right over there. 521 00:34:18,932 --> 00:34:19,932 Cody? 522 00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:22,883 It's a boy. He's going to be an asshole. 523 00:34:23,645 --> 00:34:26,979 Smoke all you want. You're gonna get hit by a bus. 524 00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:29,940 That's not fooling anyone. 525 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,651 - Cindy. - George. 526 00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:37,072 Hey. Sue wanted to pay her respects to her teacher. 527 00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:40,400 - You? - Brenda was my bitch. 528 00:34:40,495 --> 00:34:41,530 Of course. 529 00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:46,244 Are you okay? 530 00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:48,325 It's just the open coffin. 531 00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:50,873 I can't believe they just leave it out here like this. 532 00:34:51,006 --> 00:34:53,168 - George, it's a wake. - Awake? 533 00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:54,986 - Brenda! It's a miracle! - No! George, stop! 534 00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:56,171 I thought you were dead! 535 00:34:56,469 --> 00:34:58,255 Sue, your teacher's alive! 536 00:34:58,346 --> 00:34:59,711 - Hello? - What did he say? 537 00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:03,094 I got your back, George! I got your back! 538 00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:05,352 I'll tell you what! 539 00:35:09,190 --> 00:35:10,931 Mahalik, she's alive! Brenda! 540 00:35:11,026 --> 00:35:14,269 - George, stop! She's dead! - Brenda! No! We won't lose you again! 541 00:35:14,362 --> 00:35:16,353 Mahalik, help! 542 00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:17,615 Nothing! 543 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:23,156 - She's not breathing! - No! 544 00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:25,199 Live, damn it! Live! 545 00:35:25,290 --> 00:35:26,451 Don't! 546 00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:28,494 Live, damn it! Live! 547 00:35:30,086 --> 00:35:31,542 Let me open her windpipe! 548 00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:35,880 - Charles! Charles, stop them! - Breathe! 549 00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:41,883 Someone stop them! What are they doing? 550 00:35:42,057 --> 00:35:43,422 Get off! 551 00:35:43,725 --> 00:35:45,716 She's alive! She's alive! 552 00:35:46,186 --> 00:35:48,553 Wake up! Brenda, Brenda, breathe! 553 00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:00,741 Clear! 554 00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:02,486 No! 555 00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:09,076 I got something! I got something! 556 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,165 - That's it! - George! 557 00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:21,001 That's the last time I try to bring anyone back from the dead. 558 00:36:21,096 --> 00:36:25,260 George, don't get down on yourself. I know you were only trying to help. 559 00:36:25,350 --> 00:36:26,886 You're a good, caring person, 560 00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:29,722 which is why I like you. 561 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:34,227 Thanks, Cindy, but I don't wanna screw your life up, too. 562 00:36:34,317 --> 00:36:36,295 The most caring thing I could do for everyone right now 563 00:36:36,319 --> 00:36:37,730 is to just get out of here. 564 00:36:37,821 --> 00:36:40,153 George! What about Sue? 565 00:36:42,117 --> 00:36:45,826 Yes. Of course. Once I get Sue, then... 566 00:36:45,954 --> 00:36:47,615 Wait! 567 00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:52,749 I could really use a friend right now. 568 00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:58,130 Brenda's gone, Cody resents me. 569 00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:02,384 And I'm caught up in something I can't even... 570 00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:04,711 Oh, God, it's so hard! 571 00:37:04,806 --> 00:37:08,140 Well, you're beautiful and you're pressing up against me. 572 00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:12,977 Look, Cindy, 573 00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:17,649 I know you'd never consider going out with a guy like me, 574 00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:20,694 but if you're not too busy tomorrow night... 575 00:37:22,824 --> 00:37:25,657 - Is that a yes? - Yes. 576 00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:35,250 Cindy, did Brenda ever talk to you about a tape? 577 00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:36,997 She did mention something. 578 00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:39,295 Do you mind if I go upstairs and look around? 579 00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:41,589 Yes, go. Of course. Go. 580 00:37:42,135 --> 00:37:44,968 Cody, I'll be right back, okay? 581 00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:49,514 You're getting laid tonight. He doesn't know you're a guy. 582 00:38:48,952 --> 00:38:50,568 Oh, shit. 583 00:39:30,535 --> 00:39:32,117 Hello? 584 00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:35,947 What? Willie Mays? 585 00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:39,658 Who's gay? Hello? 586 00:39:39,752 --> 00:39:41,163 Me now? 587 00:39:41,421 --> 00:39:42,421 What? 588 00:39:42,463 --> 00:39:44,875 - Can you hear me now? - Kind of. 589 00:39:44,966 --> 00:39:46,752 - Can you hear me now? - Yes, perfect. 590 00:39:46,843 --> 00:39:49,881 - Seven days. - Seven days'? 591 00:39:49,971 --> 00:39:51,837 Oh, my God. I'm gonna die next Monday? 592 00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:55,469 Yes. No, wait. Monday. That would be seven business days. 593 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:59,554 - This is seven days starting now. - So seven days to this very hour? 594 00:39:59,647 --> 00:40:01,854 My watch broke. How am I gonna know the exact hour? 595 00:40:01,941 --> 00:40:04,524 Forget hours. This day, seven days from now. 596 00:40:04,652 --> 00:40:07,214 But there's a holiday coming up. Do you count the holiday as a day? 597 00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:09,024 Well, that depends. What holiday? 598 00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:11,231 - Martin Luther King Day. - Then no. 599 00:40:11,326 --> 00:40:13,488 Why not? Everybody at work is taking it off. 600 00:40:13,578 --> 00:40:15,910 Jesus Christ, lady. I'm giving you seven frigging' days. 601 00:40:15,997 --> 00:40:20,491 I can come over there now and kill the shit out of you if you'd rather have that. 602 00:40:23,004 --> 00:40:24,870 George, I don't care what you say, man. 603 00:40:24,964 --> 00:40:26,830 I'm signing you up for another rap battle. 604 00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:29,257 Mahalik, I told you. That part of my life is over. 605 00:40:29,344 --> 00:40:31,711 I said the same thing about getting with CJ's sister. 606 00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:34,366 - But look at me. I'm still hitting that. - He's still hitting it, man! 607 00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:36,677 And she fine as shit! That's my sister! What? 608 00:40:36,768 --> 00:40:37,929 It doesn't matter. I'm done. 609 00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:39,872 So, what are you gonna do with the rest of your life, dawg? 610 00:40:39,896 --> 00:40:41,603 I don't know. 611 00:40:43,024 --> 00:40:45,186 Yeah, yeah! Come on! 612 00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:48,519 Maybe my brother was right. Maybe I should just settle down. 613 00:40:51,074 --> 00:40:52,176 - What's up, then? - Mother... 614 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:53,200 I got another one, y'all. 615 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:57,528 Well, George, man, you can't focus on that shit, man. Let that go. 616 00:40:59,374 --> 00:41:02,207 Hey, you gotta try this shit, George. 617 00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:08,359 - Yo, man, you got to take the lid off! - What's wrong with you, man? 618 00:41:08,383 --> 00:41:09,999 - Yes, of course. - Sorry! 619 00:41:12,553 --> 00:41:14,553 - Hello? - George, something terrible has happened. 620 00:41:14,597 --> 00:41:15,803 I really need your help. 621 00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:21,765 - Cindy, are you okay? What's going on? - George! George, you have to help me. 622 00:41:21,854 --> 00:41:24,174 I just watched this tape, the same tape that killed Brenda. 623 00:41:24,232 --> 00:41:27,691 And then the phone rang, and this voice said that I was gonna die in seven days. 624 00:41:27,777 --> 00:41:30,360 Cindy, there's no such thing as a killer videotape. 625 00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:31,777 Hell, yeah, there is! 626 00:41:31,864 --> 00:41:33,884 In fact, I know somebody who can definitely help you with that. 627 00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:35,319 - You do? Who? - Wait up, man. 628 00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:38,402 I heard Jamal from 90th Street, he watched that tape last week. 629 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:40,237 - And this morning he woke up dead. - No! 630 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:41,725 How in the hell do you wake up dead? 631 00:41:41,749 --> 00:41:43,268 'Cause you're alive when you go to sleep. 632 00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:44,937 - Wait. Just tell me who can help me. - So you telling me 633 00:41:44,961 --> 00:41:46,647 that you can go to bed dead and wake up alive? 634 00:41:46,671 --> 00:41:49,288 You can't go to bed dead! Man, that shit would be redundant. 635 00:41:49,382 --> 00:41:50,609 - Just tell me who. - No, it wouldn't. 636 00:41:50,633 --> 00:41:52,795 'Cause you can go to bed and not be dead, 637 00:41:52,885 --> 00:41:54,546 and you can die but not be in a bed. 638 00:41:54,637 --> 00:41:58,471 But you are in a bed, man. That's how you wake up dead in the first place, fool! 639 00:41:58,558 --> 00:42:00,549 Damn! That's some quantum shit right there, man! 640 00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:02,705 - That's what I'm talking about. - You should be teaching classes! 641 00:42:02,729 --> 00:42:05,312 - You steady dropping knowledge! - Just tell me who can help me! 642 00:42:05,398 --> 00:42:06,809 - Damn! - My Aunt ShaNeequa. 643 00:42:06,899 --> 00:42:08,765 Her and her man are into all this weird shit. 644 00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:10,976 They saw the tape before anybody else knew about it. 645 00:42:11,070 --> 00:42:12,339 Matter of fact, you should go see them tonight. 646 00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:14,525 - Tonight? Yeah. - Yeah. 647 00:42:14,615 --> 00:42:16,902 But who will take care of Cody? 648 00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:20,201 George, we're gonna have so much fun. 649 00:42:20,288 --> 00:42:22,370 I have some jigsaw puzzles and board games 650 00:42:22,457 --> 00:42:25,745 and baseball cards in my room, and this really cool model air plane. 651 00:42:25,835 --> 00:42:27,200 - I'm gonna go get it. - Sure. 652 00:42:27,295 --> 00:42:28,706 Okay, so I made him a snack, 653 00:42:28,796 --> 00:42:30,733 and you can give him some warm milk if he can't go to sleep... 654 00:42:30,757 --> 00:42:31,757 Don't worry. 655 00:42:31,841 --> 00:42:33,521 - Everything's gonna be fine. - Here it is. 656 00:42:33,593 --> 00:42:35,800 I'm great with kids. Heads up, Cody. 657 00:42:37,889 --> 00:42:39,630 And in case of emergencies, 658 00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:41,465 - I left some numbers... - I'm okay. 659 00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:45,844 Sorry. You okay, kiddo? That a boy! 660 00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:51,733 And I guess that's it. 661 00:42:51,819 --> 00:42:54,231 - Okay, I'm off. - Right. 662 00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:59,737 You know, it's funny. All a child ever really wants is a family. 663 00:42:59,994 --> 00:43:01,075 Yo. 664 00:43:02,038 --> 00:43:04,575 - Cody really likes you. - He's a good kid. 665 00:43:04,665 --> 00:43:06,121 Yeah. 666 00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:10,577 - Bye. - Bye. 667 00:43:26,395 --> 00:43:29,308 - Hello? - I know. 668 00:43:29,398 --> 00:43:32,186 You're Cindy. Be right with you. 669 00:43:32,693 --> 00:43:33,899 Aunt ShaNeequa? 670 00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:40,028 Bingo. But you can call me the Oracle. And don't worry about that vase. 671 00:43:40,326 --> 00:43:42,909 What vase? Sorry, I didn't know. 672 00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:46,821 That vase. 673 00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:49,949 Please, sit. 674 00:43:55,591 --> 00:43:56,752 It was the chair. 675 00:44:04,225 --> 00:44:05,556 Yes, the chair. 676 00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:11,438 I know why you've come. A great mystery lies ahead of you, 677 00:44:11,524 --> 00:44:13,731 but you must not shy away from the challenge. 678 00:44:14,485 --> 00:44:16,601 Only you can be the one who will... 679 00:44:18,447 --> 00:44:19,687 - Orpheus? - What, baby? 680 00:44:19,782 --> 00:44:20,817 Sweetie? 681 00:44:22,118 --> 00:44:24,029 I'm watching the game. 682 00:44:25,454 --> 00:44:26,694 Do you mind? 683 00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:30,490 The Lakers will win by 12. 684 00:44:33,421 --> 00:44:35,583 - So can you tell me about... - The tape? 685 00:44:36,132 --> 00:44:39,045 - Yes. I watched it, and... - The phone rang. 686 00:44:40,052 --> 00:44:43,590 - Right. And then this voice said... - That you would die in seven days. 687 00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:46,093 - Okay, that's getting... - Extremely annoying. 688 00:44:46,184 --> 00:44:48,846 - Yeah. - Try being married to her. 689 00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:51,803 I catch shit about women I ain't slept with yet. 690 00:44:53,941 --> 00:44:55,621 You made a copy of the tape. Let's see it. 691 00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:57,609 Yes, okay. 692 00:45:04,076 --> 00:45:05,356 ShaNeequa, can you tell me if... 693 00:45:05,411 --> 00:45:08,870 The tape is connected to the crop circles and the aliens? Yes. 694 00:45:09,415 --> 00:45:12,749 But it's up to you to discover how for yourself. 695 00:45:13,669 --> 00:45:15,956 - Look, it's a... - Cigarette? 696 00:45:16,756 --> 00:45:18,667 I was going to say lighthouse. 697 00:45:20,134 --> 00:45:22,421 Find that lighthouse. It's your destiny. 698 00:45:25,389 --> 00:45:27,721 Wait. What is that? 699 00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:34,679 Oh, my God. 700 00:45:53,501 --> 00:45:54,957 There we go. 701 00:45:57,046 --> 00:45:58,832 Now, baby... 702 00:45:59,632 --> 00:46:01,623 I knew that was gonna happen. 703 00:46:02,802 --> 00:46:04,292 Come on. 704 00:46:05,888 --> 00:46:08,676 Hell, no. Get your ass out the TV! 705 00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:12,304 What's wrong with you? I'm gonna teach you not to be... 706 00:46:12,436 --> 00:46:14,518 - Get out that TV! - Baby, no! No! 707 00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:16,500 - No! Let her go! Let her go! Let her go! - Yeah! 708 00:46:16,524 --> 00:46:18,515 Come on, we gonna get another lawsuit. Come on! 709 00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:20,225 She spit on me. I'll kill the bitch. 710 00:46:21,362 --> 00:46:24,400 You won. You won. You won. You won. 711 00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:25,850 - Upstairs. Upstairs. - Okay. Okay. 712 00:46:25,908 --> 00:46:27,023 - Down low. - Okay. 713 00:46:27,118 --> 00:46:28,608 - All right. - Baby, no! 714 00:46:28,703 --> 00:46:31,821 - Kill her! Is you crazy? Is you crazy? - Baby! 715 00:46:32,999 --> 00:46:34,309 - What you gonna brush now? - Cool down. 716 00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:35,869 What you gonna brush now, huh? 717 00:46:37,545 --> 00:46:39,161 You picked the wrong TV to come out of. 718 00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:46,926 George? Cody? 719 00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:51,589 George? 720 00:46:52,768 --> 00:46:55,806 - What happened? - I don't know. 721 00:46:55,896 --> 00:46:59,434 Cody and I were playing a fun game, and then I looked down and... 722 00:47:00,359 --> 00:47:01,941 Yahtzee! 723 00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:09,444 No! 724 00:47:11,412 --> 00:47:13,198 Oh, my God! 725 00:47:13,622 --> 00:47:15,704 - How could you let him watch the tape? - I didn't... 726 00:47:24,633 --> 00:47:27,170 - Hello? - It's me. 727 00:47:27,261 --> 00:47:29,298 - How you doing? - Fine. 728 00:47:29,805 --> 00:47:32,513 Enjoying your last week? I can't wait to see you. 729 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:35,433 - Six days now, right? - Yeah. 730 00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:38,056 Well, it was great catching up, but can I speak to Cody? 731 00:47:38,147 --> 00:47:40,434 Why? He didn't watch the tape. 732 00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:43,391 Yes, he did. Come on, Cindy, I do this for a living. 733 00:47:43,486 --> 00:47:44,567 Leave us alone! 734 00:47:50,493 --> 00:47:51,824 - Hello? - Hello, 735 00:47:51,911 --> 00:47:55,950 I'm calling from Reader's Digest with a fantastic offer for Cody. 736 00:47:56,624 --> 00:47:59,537 No, you're not! You're that evil little girl from the tape! 737 00:48:00,169 --> 00:48:03,378 Okay, you got me. How about I just leave a message for him? 738 00:48:03,464 --> 00:48:05,125 Fine. 739 00:48:07,968 --> 00:48:10,630 Yeah. Okay, how do you spell that? 740 00:48:11,597 --> 00:48:15,135 Right. Okay, got it. Bye-bye. 741 00:48:21,816 --> 00:48:24,776 - I can't believe you let that happen. - I know. I'm sorry, I screwed up... 742 00:48:24,819 --> 00:48:26,810 Listen, we can still save him. 743 00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:30,647 The answer to the tape, to your crop circles, is at a lighthouse. 744 00:48:30,741 --> 00:48:33,449 - You think I'm crazy, don't you? - Of course I do, 745 00:48:33,744 --> 00:48:36,862 but the last thing you need now is a screw-up like me. 746 00:48:36,956 --> 00:48:39,664 - I'm gonna leave for good. - Wait. 747 00:48:41,669 --> 00:48:44,752 Well, what should I tell Cody? 748 00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:48,456 Let him down easy. Tell him I got called away on business. 749 00:48:48,551 --> 00:48:50,508 You'll think of something. 750 00:48:50,594 --> 00:48:52,926 Testicular cancer. He won't ask questions. 751 00:48:53,013 --> 00:48:56,176 - I knew you'd understand. - George! 752 00:48:56,267 --> 00:49:02,263 Just be careful. Something weird is going on at your farm. I know it. 753 00:49:02,356 --> 00:49:03,708 I don't know what you're talking about. 754 00:49:03,732 --> 00:49:05,961 Sometimes a sheep just needs to be pushed through the fence. 755 00:49:05,985 --> 00:49:08,272 - What? - Goodbye, Cindy. 756 00:49:33,137 --> 00:49:34,298 Sue? 757 00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:35,549 I can't sleep. 758 00:49:36,390 --> 00:49:39,553 Well, it's way past your bedtime. 759 00:49:41,562 --> 00:49:45,681 Won't you rock me to sleep in your big, strong arms? 760 00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:49,396 There's plenty of room under the covers. 761 00:49:50,196 --> 00:49:52,062 It's a hot night. 762 00:49:52,573 --> 00:49:54,564 You don't need to wear pyjamas. 763 00:49:56,494 --> 00:49:57,575 Where is my daughter? 764 00:49:57,870 --> 00:50:00,111 Are you mad? I am your daughter. 765 00:50:00,206 --> 00:50:01,867 No, you're not! 766 00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:05,825 Come here! 767 00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,582 - What did you do with Sue? - I didn't touch her. I swear. 768 00:50:08,714 --> 00:50:12,332 - I don't believe you! - Please! For God's sakes, she's a girl! 769 00:50:12,426 --> 00:50:13,541 You sick... 770 00:50:34,698 --> 00:50:36,188 Daddy! 771 00:50:36,283 --> 00:50:39,617 How do you like it, huh? Having fun? 772 00:50:56,929 --> 00:50:59,387 Tom, are you... 773 00:51:00,391 --> 00:51:02,553 What in the world? 774 00:51:05,145 --> 00:51:06,977 Look. 775 00:51:07,106 --> 00:51:08,688 What is that thing? 776 00:51:09,149 --> 00:51:10,810 I don't know. 777 00:51:11,402 --> 00:51:13,939 Maybe Cindy was right. 778 00:51:29,503 --> 00:51:31,744 Please, sir. All I need is five minutes. 779 00:51:31,839 --> 00:51:34,922 And I told you, Campbell, no more paranoid on-air rants 780 00:51:35,009 --> 00:51:36,499 about the supernatural. 781 00:51:36,635 --> 00:51:40,173 I know. This station is about sex, violence and the weather. 782 00:51:40,264 --> 00:51:41,925 Yes. That reminds me. 783 00:51:42,016 --> 00:51:44,929 We're gonna need that Porn Star Shot Dead in a Hurricane story. 784 00:51:45,019 --> 00:51:46,555 One hour. 785 00:51:46,645 --> 00:51:48,932 Meanwhile, a tornado in Charleston 786 00:51:49,023 --> 00:51:51,606 threatens a clothing-optional beach where, just yesterday, 787 00:51:51,692 --> 00:51:53,933 a naked couple was brutally murdered. 788 00:51:54,028 --> 00:51:55,839 - This just five miles from the spot... - I'm sorry. 789 00:51:55,863 --> 00:51:58,275 Where the last naked couple was brutally murdered. 790 00:51:58,365 --> 00:52:00,527 Turning now to sports. 791 00:52:00,618 --> 00:52:05,454 And an evil videotape that kills anyone who watches it in seven days. 792 00:52:05,539 --> 00:52:07,951 It's true. We're all in danger. 793 00:52:08,042 --> 00:52:09,686 - There's an alien force out there... - Oh, no. 794 00:52:09,710 --> 00:52:12,042 That's trying to prevent you from knowing the truth. 795 00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:14,482 - Campbell, are you insane? - Trust me, it's a horrible fate. 796 00:52:14,506 --> 00:52:15,692 - Carson, I have to do this. - Do you hear me? 797 00:52:15,716 --> 00:52:17,798 Correction, there really is no danger. 798 00:52:17,885 --> 00:52:20,547 Actually, I didn't really mean anything I just said. 799 00:52:21,055 --> 00:52:23,467 Yes, I did. Every word of it. 800 00:52:23,557 --> 00:52:25,719 Everyone watching this could be dead in a week. 801 00:52:32,232 --> 00:52:33,563 1-3-4-19... 802 00:52:36,236 --> 00:52:37,271 4-6-9... 803 00:52:37,363 --> 00:52:41,322 I been cleaning after this dumb-ass cracker, Giggins, for 10 years. 804 00:52:41,408 --> 00:52:43,991 But I been waxing his bitch's ass for 12. 805 00:52:44,078 --> 00:52:45,568 Know what I'm saying, nigger? 806 00:52:45,663 --> 00:52:48,496 I ride that ho like your mama rides the bus. 807 00:52:48,582 --> 00:52:50,323 She likes her some chocolate. 808 00:52:50,417 --> 00:52:52,624 Sharpton for President, y'all. I'm outty. 809 00:52:53,587 --> 00:52:54,748 Peace. 810 00:52:55,714 --> 00:52:58,502 An evil videotape that kills people in seven days? 811 00:52:58,592 --> 00:53:00,629 Alien forces threatening the world? 812 00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:02,460 And who in the hell is this Cindy Campbell? 813 00:53:02,554 --> 00:53:05,262 If what she says is true, we're facing an unprecedented crisis. 814 00:53:05,349 --> 00:53:07,681 - Get me the President. - You are the President. 815 00:53:07,768 --> 00:53:11,352 Good. Then I already know about this. Let's order lunch. 816 00:53:11,438 --> 00:53:13,975 Sir, I think you need to go on TV 817 00:53:14,066 --> 00:53:17,684 and convince the people that there is no such thing as a UFO. 818 00:53:17,778 --> 00:53:19,610 Don't spell in front of me, damn it. 819 00:53:20,447 --> 00:53:23,360 Aliens, sir. There's no such thing as aliens. 820 00:53:23,450 --> 00:53:25,191 - That's not quite true. - Sir? 821 00:53:25,285 --> 00:53:28,323 A year ago, a UFO crash-landed in New Mexico. 822 00:53:28,622 --> 00:53:31,364 - A body may have been recovered. - May have been? 823 00:53:31,458 --> 00:53:34,291 Well, there was a terrible mix-up. 824 00:53:34,378 --> 00:53:38,713 It was Thanksgiving. The body was sent down to the kitchen. 825 00:53:38,799 --> 00:53:42,633 They shoved stuffing up its ass, and we ate it at a state dinner. 826 00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:44,176 That's the last I saw of it. 827 00:53:44,263 --> 00:53:47,847 No, scratch that. There were some sandwiches made the next day. 828 00:53:47,933 --> 00:53:50,550 - Mr. President! Listen to me carefully. - Agent Thompson! 829 00:53:50,644 --> 00:53:51,930 Back away from that window! 830 00:53:52,396 --> 00:53:54,808 What? Did I forget to put my pants on again? 831 00:53:54,898 --> 00:53:58,562 No, sir. It's just a feeling I've been having since the news about the aliens. 832 00:53:58,652 --> 00:54:00,734 - Something's not right. - I know what you mean. 833 00:54:00,821 --> 00:54:03,859 Like that feeling that something's not right. 834 00:54:05,117 --> 00:54:07,233 What is it? 835 00:54:07,327 --> 00:54:09,159 Some old Tupac, sir. 836 00:54:11,498 --> 00:54:15,913 All Eyez on Me. Hey, this shit is banging. 837 00:54:16,003 --> 00:54:18,370 Thank you, sir. I appreciate it. 838 00:55:32,579 --> 00:55:34,035 Hello, Cindy. 839 00:55:37,084 --> 00:55:41,294 I am the Architect. You have many questions. 840 00:55:43,757 --> 00:55:45,873 I've been watching you for a very long time. 841 00:55:48,262 --> 00:55:49,502 So I see. 842 00:55:49,888 --> 00:55:52,649 But what is the connection between the crop circles and the videotape? 843 00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:56,142 The answer is simple. You are the eventuality of an anomaly. 844 00:55:56,228 --> 00:55:58,811 You are inexorably seeking a sedulant probability. 845 00:55:58,897 --> 00:56:01,685 - Sedulant? - Grotesquery? No? 846 00:56:01,775 --> 00:56:04,984 What about contingent affirmation? That's got to mean something. 847 00:56:05,070 --> 00:56:09,780 Hey! Hey! You put cameras in my bathroom? 848 00:56:11,285 --> 00:56:13,617 I can't... What is this? 849 00:56:13,704 --> 00:56:16,992 Oh, my God. Well, it was along winter. I... 850 00:56:17,082 --> 00:56:19,744 - This is an invasion of... - Sorry. 851 00:56:19,835 --> 00:56:22,668 I can't help it. It's very lonely in here. 852 00:56:22,754 --> 00:56:25,837 Ergo, I haven't been with anyone in a very long time, 853 00:56:25,924 --> 00:56:29,508 not counting myself, or this chair. 854 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:33,633 I call her... Linda. 855 00:56:34,099 --> 00:56:36,259 Could you just cut to the chase? I'm kind of in a rush. 856 00:56:36,310 --> 00:56:38,551 Why? You can always sleep over if you want. 857 00:56:38,645 --> 00:56:40,727 Linda's built for two, and she vibrates. 858 00:56:40,814 --> 00:56:44,148 Stop it! Just tell me what I need to know! Who is that little girl? 859 00:56:44,234 --> 00:56:45,645 Okay, okay! 860 00:56:48,155 --> 00:56:51,523 My wife and I wanted a child, but she couldn't get pregnant. 861 00:56:51,617 --> 00:56:54,575 - Neither could I. - So you adopted? 862 00:56:54,661 --> 00:56:57,153 We loved our daughter, but she was evil. 863 00:56:57,289 --> 00:57:01,874 Made the horses crazy, killed our puppies, hid the remote, really sick shit. 864 00:57:02,169 --> 00:57:05,002 My wife took her to the old family farm and drowned her in the well. 865 00:57:06,006 --> 00:57:08,589 I felt a simple time-out would've been sufficient. 866 00:57:09,301 --> 00:57:12,259 But Tabitha imprinted her evil on a videotape. 867 00:57:13,013 --> 00:57:16,096 - I never meant for it to get out, but... - But what? 868 00:57:16,683 --> 00:57:19,266 I put it in the wrong box and returned it to Blockbuster, 869 00:57:19,353 --> 00:57:21,435 instead of my copy of Pootie Tang. 870 00:57:21,521 --> 00:57:24,263 And it's been circulating and killing ever since. 871 00:57:24,358 --> 00:57:26,144 Just like Pootie Tang. 872 00:57:27,361 --> 00:57:30,103 - But what does this have to do with aliens? - I don't know. 873 00:57:30,197 --> 00:57:33,064 Perhaps Tabitha's summoning them to kill us all. 874 00:57:33,158 --> 00:57:36,947 An alien invasion? I have to warn the world. 875 00:57:37,037 --> 00:57:39,495 It's already begun. You're too late. 876 00:57:40,207 --> 00:57:41,743 Oh, my God. 877 00:57:42,084 --> 00:57:44,325 But not too late to make an old man happy. 878 00:57:46,046 --> 00:57:48,083 What? What? 879 00:57:48,173 --> 00:57:50,961 And now, reports of lights in the sky. 880 00:57:51,051 --> 00:57:53,383 Glimpses of spacecraft. 881 00:57:53,470 --> 00:57:57,429 Possible alien sightings being reported all over the world. 882 00:57:57,516 --> 00:57:58,927 Are they aliens? 883 00:57:59,017 --> 00:58:01,475 The first video images are coming in. 884 00:58:01,561 --> 00:58:05,099 Disturbing home video tonight from a ranch outside Sydney, Australia. 885 00:58:05,732 --> 00:58:08,144 Watch very carefully now. 886 00:58:08,235 --> 00:58:10,567 There. There it is. Let's see that again. 887 00:58:12,197 --> 00:58:13,779 Very, very disturbing. 888 00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:16,565 And this just in from Sao Paulo, Brazil. 889 00:58:19,746 --> 00:58:20,907 Let's see that again. 890 00:58:26,586 --> 00:58:29,248 Very, very disturbing. 891 00:58:30,048 --> 00:58:32,710 And this just in from south Texas. 892 00:58:37,055 --> 00:58:40,264 Do they pose a threat? Only one thing's for certain. 893 00:58:40,350 --> 00:58:43,308 We are all going to be killed. 894 00:58:43,395 --> 00:58:44,977 We have to board up the house. 895 00:58:45,939 --> 00:58:47,521 Are you sure this is necessary, Wilson? 896 00:58:47,607 --> 00:58:49,769 Having an awards ceremony at a time like this? 897 00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:52,978 Yes, sir. Everything must appear business as usual. 898 00:58:53,071 --> 00:58:55,859 The nation, while not yet panicked, is deeply disturbed. 899 00:58:55,949 --> 00:58:57,593 Right. Good, let's see if we can steer that course, 900 00:58:57,617 --> 00:59:00,951 keeping everybody deeply disturbed. We don't want a panic. 901 00:59:01,038 --> 00:59:03,530 Very few presidents have faced a crisis like this. 902 00:59:03,623 --> 00:59:06,536 I wonder what President Ford would've done. 903 00:59:06,626 --> 00:59:10,369 Well, if the buck stops here, the buck stops here. 904 00:59:12,841 --> 00:59:15,503 Thank you, all, and welcome to the White House. 905 00:59:15,594 --> 00:59:19,553 The Mother Teresa Awards recognize those 906 00:59:19,639 --> 00:59:22,631 who have overcome the severest handicaps and disadvantages 907 00:59:22,726 --> 00:59:24,967 to help others in their communities. 908 00:59:25,062 --> 00:59:28,225 The young, the old, black and white. 909 00:59:28,315 --> 00:59:31,182 Our Native-American friends. Hey, how are you? 910 00:59:31,276 --> 00:59:34,985 Hey, how are you? Hey, how are you? Hey, how are you? 911 00:59:36,156 --> 00:59:38,488 Well, it is therefore my honour 912 00:59:38,575 --> 00:59:43,285 to present each and every one of you with this symbol of merit. 913 00:59:48,627 --> 00:59:50,743 The room is secure, Mr. President. 914 00:59:50,837 --> 00:59:52,669 - Or is it? - Sir? 915 00:59:52,756 --> 00:59:54,212 I've been thinking, Thompson. 916 00:59:54,674 --> 00:59:56,756 What if the aliens could take over human bodies? 917 00:59:56,843 --> 00:59:59,551 They'd look just like us, or almost. 918 00:59:59,638 --> 01:00:01,254 I never thought of that, sir. 919 01:00:01,348 --> 01:00:03,305 We should be on alert for anything suspicious. 920 01:00:03,850 --> 01:00:07,309 - They could be anywhere, even... - Right here. 921 01:00:07,813 --> 01:00:10,430 My God. We'd never see the attack coming. 922 01:00:10,524 --> 01:00:13,061 - It's frightening, sir! - Don't panic. 923 01:00:13,944 --> 01:00:17,437 We'll just move slowly toward the exit. 924 01:00:18,615 --> 01:00:21,277 At last we meet, Mr. President. 925 01:00:21,368 --> 01:00:24,577 It's happening. I knew it! You'll never take me alive! 926 01:00:26,289 --> 01:00:27,745 She's scrambling my brain! 927 01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:29,119 I'll get her! 928 01:00:32,212 --> 01:00:34,920 No, you don't! Not on my watch! 929 01:00:35,006 --> 01:00:36,792 Good work, sir! 930 01:00:38,385 --> 01:00:40,752 Good God! The small ones have metal teeth! 931 01:00:40,846 --> 01:00:43,304 Jerry's Kids, my ass! 932 01:00:44,891 --> 01:00:48,885 Mr. President! Mr. President, have you gone completely insane? 933 01:00:49,312 --> 01:00:50,473 Like a fox. 934 01:00:50,772 --> 01:00:53,981 We gotta talk to the one person who saw this coming, Cindy Campbell. 935 01:00:54,067 --> 01:00:57,856 She knows how to defeat the aliens, these filthy, rotten scum! 936 01:00:58,572 --> 01:01:01,109 You hideous creature! Get off my planet! 937 01:01:01,199 --> 01:01:02,439 No! 938 01:01:02,534 --> 01:01:05,179 - Mr. President, is everything all right? - The exits are all blocked. 939 01:01:05,203 --> 01:01:06,659 I'll find one, sir. 940 01:01:06,746 --> 01:01:08,862 Everybody, clear! 941 01:01:11,042 --> 01:01:14,000 This way, sir! God, this is exciting! 942 01:01:14,087 --> 01:01:16,829 You're excited? You should feel my nipples. 943 01:01:17,340 --> 01:01:19,752 Cody? Cody? 944 01:01:20,594 --> 01:01:23,177 Cody, where are you? Honey? 945 01:01:23,263 --> 01:01:25,504 After today's incident in the East Room, 946 01:01:25,599 --> 01:01:28,091 the White House is now advising all citizens 947 01:01:28,185 --> 01:01:31,928 to board up their homes and prepare for an alien invasion. 948 01:01:32,397 --> 01:01:33,887 Oh, no. 949 01:01:33,982 --> 01:01:36,519 And now, a News 8 exclusive, 950 01:01:36,610 --> 01:01:38,851 the killer videotape you've been hearing about. 951 01:01:38,945 --> 01:01:40,548 - No... - We're the only station that has it, 952 01:01:40,572 --> 01:01:44,236 and we're showing it all night. Very exciting. Let's roll it again. 953 01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:50,425 There. Nobody's getting through that sucker. 954 01:01:50,457 --> 01:01:53,995 That's great, George, but we have to get down to the cellar. 955 01:01:55,045 --> 01:01:56,877 - George. - Cindy. 956 01:01:56,963 --> 01:01:58,670 There's no time. Get down to the cellar. 957 01:01:58,757 --> 01:02:00,122 - Cody! Thank God! - Aunt Cindy! 958 01:02:00,217 --> 01:02:03,426 - I've been worried sick about you. - He just showed up about an hour ago. 959 01:02:03,511 --> 01:02:05,502 - I tried to call. - No, he didn't. 960 01:02:06,389 --> 01:02:09,598 - Okay, but I was gonna. - No, he wasn't. 961 01:02:10,435 --> 01:02:13,018 Look, Cody, the point is you can't just run away like that. 962 01:02:13,980 --> 01:02:15,562 I wanted to be with George. 963 01:02:15,649 --> 01:02:18,562 Honey, I know you want a dad, but... 964 01:02:18,652 --> 01:02:22,987 Trust me, Cody, I'm not good at anything. Why would I be good at that? 965 01:02:23,073 --> 01:02:24,563 Uncle George! 966 01:02:38,004 --> 01:02:39,620 It's gonna be okay, Cody. 967 01:02:40,340 --> 01:02:41,830 I'm going to die, aren't I? 968 01:02:42,926 --> 01:02:47,045 Cody, did I ever tell you what your mom said about you the day you were born? 969 01:02:47,806 --> 01:02:48,841 No. 970 01:02:49,099 --> 01:02:53,138 I was in the delivery room with her. She was having a hard time. 971 01:02:53,228 --> 01:02:54,810 Then you began to come out of her. 972 01:02:55,981 --> 01:02:58,222 And your mom screamed and screamed in pain. 973 01:02:58,316 --> 01:03:01,729 She yelled, Just kill me. Bludgeon me with a bedpan. 974 01:03:01,820 --> 01:03:04,608 Whatever you do, put me out of this pain. 975 01:03:04,698 --> 01:03:06,905 She was gushing torrents of blood. 976 01:03:06,992 --> 01:03:09,032 I have this all on tape if you wanna see it someday. 977 01:03:09,703 --> 01:03:11,364 Well, finally you came out. 978 01:03:11,788 --> 01:03:13,574 Your mom cut your umbilical cord herself. 979 01:03:14,624 --> 01:03:16,581 Well, on the second try. 980 01:03:17,335 --> 01:03:19,326 The first time, she snipped your penis in half. 981 01:03:20,338 --> 01:03:23,421 After all, she was drunk. Actually, drugged. 982 01:03:23,508 --> 01:03:26,125 We'd been out the night before, celebrating Saint Patrick's Day, 983 01:03:26,219 --> 01:03:28,631 and she thought, Hey, I never tasted crystal meth. 984 01:03:28,722 --> 01:03:29,837 So she did just a little. 985 01:03:30,724 --> 01:03:32,806 - My penis? - Yes. 986 01:03:33,101 --> 01:03:34,466 They sewed it on upside-down. 987 01:03:35,478 --> 01:03:38,812 - So that's why I pee up? - Yes. We'll get it fixed, honey. 988 01:03:38,898 --> 01:03:41,731 It's on my list of things. Right after we get TiVo. 989 01:03:41,818 --> 01:03:43,604 Anyway, there you were. 990 01:03:43,695 --> 01:03:48,485 And your mom turned to me, and she said Hey, you want him? Take him. 991 01:03:48,575 --> 01:03:52,660 Then she died. And I took you. Do you know why? 992 01:03:53,913 --> 01:03:57,451 I had just lost my cat in a fire, and I needed something to pet and feed. 993 01:03:58,001 --> 01:03:59,912 And I miss that cat, Cody. 994 01:04:00,587 --> 01:04:04,330 But I love you, and nothing's ever gonna change that, 995 01:04:04,424 --> 01:04:07,007 not even the very painful death we're about to experience. 996 01:04:07,093 --> 01:04:08,583 George! George. 997 01:04:17,062 --> 01:04:19,520 - Are they gone? - I don't hear anything. 998 01:04:27,238 --> 01:04:30,196 - Don't worry, Sue. It'll be all right. - It was Uncle George. 999 01:04:30,283 --> 01:04:32,365 Well, it's scary. 1000 01:04:33,787 --> 01:04:36,199 Good work, Sue. 1001 01:04:36,289 --> 01:04:39,907 I don't know what stupid, idiotic thing made these lights go off. 1002 01:04:40,752 --> 01:04:42,959 All right, there's some spare fuses in the crawlspace. 1003 01:04:43,046 --> 01:04:45,126 If I can get to them, I can get these lights back on. 1004 01:04:46,091 --> 01:04:48,549 Quick, George, grab that railroad tie. 1005 01:04:48,635 --> 01:04:50,251 Jam it against the door. 1006 01:04:52,472 --> 01:04:54,304 My balls! 1007 01:04:55,225 --> 01:04:58,217 Not those! Jesus! 1008 01:04:58,311 --> 01:05:00,052 No! 1009 01:05:00,605 --> 01:05:02,972 Uncle George! I'm scared! 1010 01:05:03,066 --> 01:05:05,103 Sweetie, come here. It's okay. 1011 01:05:07,612 --> 01:05:09,899 There's something on the other side of the door. 1012 01:05:24,129 --> 01:05:25,335 I can't see anything. 1013 01:05:41,855 --> 01:05:43,016 Oh, my God. 1014 01:05:43,106 --> 01:05:44,500 Can you see them? What are they doing? 1015 01:05:44,524 --> 01:05:48,438 They're horrible. They're grayish with big black eyes. 1016 01:05:48,528 --> 01:05:50,269 Their teeth are grotesque. 1017 01:05:52,532 --> 01:05:54,648 - I think they're giggling. - What? 1018 01:05:56,119 --> 01:05:57,154 Oh, no. 1019 01:05:58,496 --> 01:05:59,531 Oh, no, I think... 1020 01:06:01,458 --> 01:06:03,040 I think they wanna eat me. 1021 01:06:07,046 --> 01:06:09,629 - Help! - Cody! Oh, my God! 1022 01:06:09,716 --> 01:06:12,128 George. Swing away, George. 1023 01:06:12,886 --> 01:06:15,924 - I'm coming, Cody. I'll save you. - Aunt Cindy, help! 1024 01:06:16,014 --> 01:06:17,049 Die! 1025 01:06:20,727 --> 01:06:23,310 Die! You damn aliens, let him go! 1026 01:06:23,396 --> 01:06:25,228 You're not getting in here! 1027 01:06:25,315 --> 01:06:27,056 - What else you got? Bring it! - George... 1028 01:06:27,567 --> 01:06:29,057 There! Had enough? 1029 01:06:30,236 --> 01:06:31,897 Forget it, Cody. Thank me later. 1030 01:06:31,988 --> 01:06:34,980 Cody. Thank God. Come on. 1031 01:06:35,074 --> 01:06:37,236 - Daddy! Daddy! - Sue! 1032 01:06:41,581 --> 01:06:43,822 Mahalik, what are you doing here? 1033 01:06:43,917 --> 01:06:45,853 Hey, man, I told you the 'hood's always got your back. 1034 01:06:45,877 --> 01:06:47,993 Thank God. There's two of them at the door. 1035 01:06:48,087 --> 01:06:50,078 - What? - They're gone. 1036 01:06:51,508 --> 01:06:54,921 Good. They couldn't get in. I hear they can't open doors. 1037 01:06:55,220 --> 01:06:58,679 They mastered space flight, but they can't get through a wooden door? 1038 01:06:58,765 --> 01:07:00,927 Look, the cellar's the safest place. 1039 01:07:01,017 --> 01:07:02,737 I say all the women and children stay here. 1040 01:07:03,603 --> 01:07:06,186 All right, and the men, we go outside and fight. 1041 01:07:06,272 --> 01:07:08,764 Right. And what's the cut-off age for children? 1042 01:07:08,858 --> 01:07:10,599 Come on, come on. 1043 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:27,582 Follow me. 1044 01:07:41,057 --> 01:07:43,014 I'm sorry. I thought I was hitting the brake. 1045 01:07:43,977 --> 01:07:46,139 Now, we don't have to go through insurance, do we? 1046 01:07:47,063 --> 01:07:49,179 Mr. President, what are you doing here? 1047 01:07:49,274 --> 01:07:50,560 I'm looking for Cindy Campbell. 1048 01:07:50,650 --> 01:07:52,561 She may hold the key to defeating the aliens. 1049 01:07:53,403 --> 01:07:56,646 Good. The Air Force is here with those new round planes. 1050 01:07:58,616 --> 01:08:00,823 We don't have round planes, sir. 1051 01:08:01,411 --> 01:08:04,494 Oh, my God. 1052 01:08:04,622 --> 01:08:06,579 Wait. Do you hear that? 1053 01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:19,546 - Yo, what's up, George? - CJ! 1054 01:08:19,637 --> 01:08:21,594 I told you, the 'hood always got your back. 1055 01:08:21,681 --> 01:08:24,924 And I got the boys with me. Get out the car, man. 1056 01:08:25,018 --> 01:08:27,430 - Yo, who we gonna shoot? - Y'all ready to go step? 1057 01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:29,852 Well, let's go do this, 'cause I'm hyped right now, B! 1058 01:08:29,939 --> 01:08:32,101 - I'm real hyped! - You stepped on my shoe, bitch! 1059 01:08:32,191 --> 01:08:35,104 Call me another bitch again, and I'll park your truck dead in your ass. 1060 01:08:35,194 --> 01:08:37,151 - Calm down, man. - Damn, homey! 1061 01:08:37,238 --> 01:08:38,632 - In the cornfield. - They're coming! 1062 01:08:38,656 --> 01:08:39,758 Hey, look, don't even worry about that. 1063 01:08:39,782 --> 01:08:41,677 Me and my boys here, we gonna go ahead and take care of this. 1064 01:08:41,701 --> 01:08:42,845 Hey, yo, come on, let's start it! 1065 01:08:42,869 --> 01:08:45,361 If I was you, son, I'd bust this shit right now. 1066 01:08:45,455 --> 01:08:47,215 - Your mama! - I got your number, too, homey. 1067 01:08:47,290 --> 01:08:48,290 Hey! We over here, y'all! 1068 01:08:48,374 --> 01:08:50,853 He ain't gonna bust nothing. I got nuts bigger than him, ya heard? 1069 01:08:50,877 --> 01:08:53,744 Percival, you country-ass, maple-syrup nigger. 1070 01:08:53,838 --> 01:08:56,500 Y'all want some biscuits? You want some biscuits? 1071 01:08:58,676 --> 01:09:00,166 Get down! Get down! 1072 01:09:08,645 --> 01:09:10,636 I can't believe what I just saw. 1073 01:09:10,730 --> 01:09:14,894 These men died for their country. Send flowers to their bitches and hos. 1074 01:09:20,198 --> 01:09:22,235 I can't break free! 1075 01:09:22,367 --> 01:09:25,405 Think! They must have some kind of weakness. 1076 01:09:30,583 --> 01:09:31,823 I found it! 1077 01:09:31,918 --> 01:09:35,832 - Without their heads, they're powerless! - Please, no. We mean you no harm. 1078 01:09:36,089 --> 01:09:38,831 We travelled to your planet to find an evil little girl. 1079 01:09:39,175 --> 01:09:42,293 We must destroy her before seven days. 1080 01:09:42,387 --> 01:09:44,719 You mean you watched the videotape? 1081 01:09:44,889 --> 01:09:47,301 Our satellite picked up what we thought was Pootie Tang. 1082 01:09:47,392 --> 01:09:49,008 That was a week ago. 1083 01:09:49,102 --> 01:09:53,972 And now our entire race will die unless the girl is destroyed. 1084 01:09:55,483 --> 01:09:58,191 - See? They are peaceful. - Well, if they're so peaceful, man, 1085 01:09:58,277 --> 01:10:00,439 why were they choking us a few minutes ago? 1086 01:10:00,530 --> 01:10:02,487 That's how we say hello. 1087 01:10:03,241 --> 01:10:04,982 Hello! Nice to see you. 1088 01:10:05,076 --> 01:10:06,612 - Hello, hello. - Hello, hello. 1089 01:10:06,703 --> 01:10:08,694 Well, how do you guys say goodbye? 1090 01:10:11,207 --> 01:10:12,538 I had to ask. 1091 01:10:12,625 --> 01:10:16,289 If you think that's strange, you should see how we pee. 1092 01:10:23,886 --> 01:10:26,628 So we're not so different after all. 1093 01:10:29,684 --> 01:10:34,053 There's something about this place. It's like I've seen it before. 1094 01:10:36,274 --> 01:10:37,309 Oh, my God. 1095 01:10:41,654 --> 01:10:45,488 This used to be their farm. She died right here. 1096 01:11:00,089 --> 01:11:02,626 There's something down there. 1097 01:11:26,032 --> 01:11:27,943 - Push back. Follow through. - Hey. 1098 01:11:28,034 --> 01:11:30,366 - Follow through. - Yeah. You got it. 1099 01:11:30,453 --> 01:11:34,617 Just look at this. Human beings and aliens working together. 1100 01:11:34,707 --> 01:11:37,665 We're all just one big galactic family. 1101 01:11:38,461 --> 01:11:42,295 Family. That's just what I've been running away from. 1102 01:11:42,381 --> 01:11:45,214 Well, that's because you're an idiot. 1103 01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:57,807 This is it. 1104 01:11:57,897 --> 01:12:01,140 My wife took her to the old family farm and drowned her in the well. 1105 01:12:05,363 --> 01:12:09,231 The little girl. She's frightened of the well. 1106 01:12:29,804 --> 01:12:31,135 Cindy! 1107 01:13:08,968 --> 01:13:11,426 Time to go back down the well, bitch. 1108 01:13:14,056 --> 01:13:16,923 - Cindy! - No. Don't hurt him! 1109 01:13:18,603 --> 01:13:21,140 Cindy, you have to come outside. The aliens aren't invading... 1110 01:13:23,482 --> 01:13:25,098 Don't worry, Cody. I'll save you. 1111 01:13:25,860 --> 01:13:28,978 Wait! Wait. Don't do this. 1112 01:13:29,071 --> 01:13:31,278 You don't have to be evil. 1113 01:13:32,575 --> 01:13:35,317 I know what happened to you, Tabitha. 1114 01:13:37,622 --> 01:13:40,159 I know what your mom did. That was wrong. 1115 01:13:40,249 --> 01:13:43,241 You were just a little girl. And you're still that little girl, 1116 01:13:43,336 --> 01:13:47,921 just a lot more corpsy and with really bad teeth. 1117 01:13:48,591 --> 01:13:52,676 But maybe all you need is a mother. 1118 01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:57,467 And a father. 1119 01:14:11,030 --> 01:14:13,613 - We could be... - A family. 1120 01:14:18,871 --> 01:14:20,737 Thank you all. 1121 01:14:20,831 --> 01:14:24,290 Your love has broken the curse and freed my soul. 1122 01:14:24,377 --> 01:14:27,620 - I'll never have to kill again. - Really? 1123 01:14:27,922 --> 01:14:31,381 Nah! I'm just screwing with you! 1124 01:14:34,053 --> 01:14:37,387 I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you. 1125 01:14:46,857 --> 01:14:48,848 Now it's over. 1126 01:14:49,860 --> 01:14:52,773 No, no, it's okay. He's our friend. 1127 01:14:52,863 --> 01:14:56,606 Thank you for saving our species. Now we must return to our home planet. 1128 01:14:56,701 --> 01:14:57,987 Goodbye, then. 1129 01:14:59,078 --> 01:15:00,568 Good bye. 1130 01:15:19,765 --> 01:15:21,972 Hey, congratulations, George! 1131 01:15:22,059 --> 01:15:24,096 You know the 'hood always got your back. 1132 01:15:24,186 --> 01:15:26,268 Yeah, yeah! Come on! 1133 01:15:31,402 --> 01:15:32,608 - Bye! - Thank you. 1134 01:15:48,461 --> 01:15:53,376 George, I'm so happy. Finally we're a family. 1135 01:15:53,466 --> 01:15:55,958 Yeah. You, me, and... 1136 01:15:56,719 --> 01:15:57,754 - Damn! - Damn! 1137 01:15:59,221 --> 01:16:01,303 Cindy! George! Wait!