1 00:00:11,867 --> 00:00:14,533 PREVIOUSLY ON "DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES"... 2 00:00:14,567 --> 00:00:16,567 JOHN, YOU'RE A TOY. YOU AND ME -- NO FUTURE. 3 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,167 ONCE SOME THINGS ARE SAID... 4 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:20,633 REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO WORK A 60-HOUR WEEK? 5 00:00:20,667 --> 00:00:22,500 YOU CAN'T TAKE THEM BACK. 6 00:00:22,533 --> 00:00:24,067 YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO GET SOMEBODY WHO CARES 7 00:00:24,100 --> 00:00:26,733 AS MUCH ABOUT FINDING DIERDRE AS I DO. 8 00:00:26,767 --> 00:00:27,733 YOU SHOT YOURSELF? 9 00:00:27,767 --> 00:00:28,833 PRETTY LAME, HUH? 10 00:00:28,867 --> 00:00:31,200 THE DAMAGE IS ALREADY DONE. MOM! 11 00:00:31,233 --> 00:00:32,567 YOU'RE NOT TAKING HER AWAY FROM ME. 12 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:33,500 GET OUT. 13 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:35,800 Lynette: I NEEDED YOU TO SEE SOMETHING. 14 00:00:35,833 --> 00:00:37,300 THEY SAID THEY STOLE IT FROM MIKE'S GARAGE. 15 00:00:37,333 --> 00:00:39,000 IS THAT BLOOD? 16 00:00:40,300 --> 00:00:42,533 Mary Alice: BREE VAN DE KAMP BELIEVED 17 00:00:42,567 --> 00:00:45,633 IN OLD-FASHIONED VALUES. 18 00:00:45,667 --> 00:00:48,767 THINGS LIKE RESPECT FOR GOD... 19 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:52,333 THE IMPORTANCE OF FAMILY... 20 00:00:52,367 --> 00:00:56,800 AND LOVE OF COUNTRY. 21 00:00:56,833 --> 00:01:01,267 IN FACT, BREE BELIEVED SO STRONGLY IN HER VALUES, 22 00:01:01,300 --> 00:01:04,633 IT WAS ALWAYS A SHOCK WHENEVER SHE WAS CONFRONTED 23 00:01:04,667 --> 00:01:08,500 WITH THOSE WHO DIDN'T. 24 00:01:08,533 --> 00:01:10,133 IT'S NOT MINE. 25 00:01:10,167 --> 00:01:11,767 YOU PROMISED THE CHEATING HAD STOPPED, REX. 26 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:13,067 YOU PROMISED. 27 00:01:13,100 --> 00:01:14,667 COULD WE NOT YELL AT EACH OTHER? 28 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:16,300 I'M FEELING REALLY LOUSY TODAY. 29 00:01:16,333 --> 00:01:17,500 I WANT YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE! 30 00:01:17,533 --> 00:01:18,767 BREE, LOOK AT ME. 31 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:20,800 IT'S NOT MINE. 32 00:01:20,833 --> 00:01:22,400 WELL, THEN, WHOSE IS IT? 33 00:01:22,433 --> 00:01:24,800 IT JUST DIDN'T MAGICALLY APPEAR IN MY LAUNDRY BASKET. 34 00:01:24,833 --> 00:01:26,267 WELL, I'M NOT THE ONLY GUY IN THIS HOUSE 35 00:01:26,300 --> 00:01:27,400 THAT USES THAT HAMPER. 36 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:31,067 NO. 37 00:01:31,067 --> 00:01:31,833 SORRY. 38 00:01:31,867 --> 00:01:33,367 ANDREW IS STILL A CHILD. 39 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:35,167 HE'S 16. IT'S NOT UNHEARD OF. 40 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:37,067 HONEY, YOU HAVE TO TALK TO HIM. 41 00:01:37,067 --> 00:01:38,167 AND TELL HIM WHAT? 42 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:39,667 TELL HIM THAT WE FOUND HIS CONDOM, 43 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:41,600 AND THAT HE IS FORBIDDEN FROM, YOU KNOW... 44 00:01:41,633 --> 00:01:44,067 I CAN ABSOLUTELY TELL HIM THAT WE THINK HE'S TOO YOUNG, 45 00:01:44,100 --> 00:01:45,567 BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S GOING TO DO ANY GOOD. 46 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:48,067 WELL, THEN, THE LEAST WE CAN DO IS GO SEARCH HIS ROOM, 47 00:01:48,067 --> 00:01:50,167 AND IF WE FIND ANY MORE OF THESE, WE'LL CONFISCATE THEM. 48 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:52,167 AND THAT WILL ACCOMPLISH WHAT? 49 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:53,600 WELL, IF WE TAKE AWAY HIS CONDOMS, MAYBE -- 50 00:01:53,633 --> 00:01:56,400 HE'S A TEENAGE BOY. WE COULD TAKE AWAY HIS PENIS, 51 00:01:56,433 --> 00:01:58,067 HE'D STILL TRY TO HAVE SEX. 52 00:01:58,067 --> 00:02:00,067 WELL, WE CAN'T PUT IT BACK IN HIS ROOM. 53 00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:01,567 I MEAN, THAT WOULD BE 54 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:04,067 LIKE WE'RE CONDONING HIM HAVING PREMARITAL SEX. 55 00:02:04,100 --> 00:02:06,800 BREE, LET ME PUT THIS ANOTHER WAY. 56 00:02:08,567 --> 00:02:11,533 DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A GRANDMOTHER? 57 00:02:14,633 --> 00:02:21,067 YES, BREE BELIEVED IN OLD-FASHIONED VALUES. 58 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:24,667 BUT SHE ALSO BELIEVED... 59 00:02:24,700 --> 00:02:27,533 IT WAS BETTER TO BE SAFE 60 00:02:27,567 --> 00:02:29,400 THAN SORRY. 61 00:03:10,567 --> 00:03:14,567 Mary Alice: EACH NEW MORNING IN SUBURBIA BRINGS WITH IT 62 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:17,400 A NEW SET OF LIES. 63 00:03:17,433 --> 00:03:20,267 LITTLE WHITE LIES, TOLD NOT TO HURT... 64 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:23,233 MORNING, MRS. PETCHEL. YOU LOOK LOVELY TODAY. 65 00:03:23,267 --> 00:03:26,067 BUT TO MAKE LIFE MORE PLEASANT. 66 00:03:26,100 --> 00:03:29,300 THEY TELL THESE LIES TO PROTECT THEMSELVES 67 00:03:29,333 --> 00:03:31,600 AND THEIR REPUTATIONS. 68 00:03:31,633 --> 00:03:34,500 OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 69 00:03:34,533 --> 00:03:36,567 THAT'S THE LAST TIME I DO MY BANKING ONLINE. 70 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:38,133 HA HA HA. 71 00:03:40,467 --> 00:03:43,333 OF COURSE, EVERY NOW AND THEN, THE DAY ARRIVES 72 00:03:43,367 --> 00:03:47,333 WHEN SOMEONE FINALLY DECIDES TO TELL THE TRUTH. 73 00:03:47,367 --> 00:03:48,400 HE WAS SHOT? 74 00:03:48,433 --> 00:03:50,100 HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL US ABOUT THIS? 75 00:03:50,133 --> 00:03:54,233 HE WAS EMBARRASSED. HE SAID IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 76 00:03:54,267 --> 00:03:57,233 OH, DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. ACCIDENTS HAPPEN. 77 00:03:57,267 --> 00:03:59,133 WE KNOW THAT YOU WANT TO TRUST MIKE, 78 00:03:59,167 --> 00:04:02,100 BUT HE HAD A DEAD WOMAN'S JEWELRY IN HIS GARAGE. 79 00:04:02,133 --> 00:04:04,467 NOW, DID HE? WE DON'T KNOW THAT FOR SURE. 80 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:05,800 ALL WE KNOW 81 00:04:05,833 --> 00:04:07,567 IS THAT LYNETTE'S KIDS TURNED UP WITH IT. 82 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,133 SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, THAT THE TWINS MURDERED MARTHA? 83 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:11,833 WELL, I WOULDN'T PUT IT PAST THEM. 84 00:04:11,867 --> 00:04:13,767 I'M SAYING THAT THAT IS ABOUT AS LIKELY 85 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,667 AS MIKE HAVING DONE IT. 86 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:17,600 HE'S A GOOD GUY. I KNOW HIM. 87 00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:20,767 I MEAN, HE'S -- HE'S MIKE. 88 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:22,533 HONESTLY, I DON'T THINK MIKE DID IT, EITHER, 89 00:04:22,567 --> 00:04:24,167 BUT IF WE DON'T CALL, 90 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:26,333 WE'RE GUILTY OF WITHHOLDING EVIDENCE. 91 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:27,733 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? IF HE IS INNOCENT, 92 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:30,467 THIS SHOULD BE A SIMPLE MATTER TO CLEAR UP. 93 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:34,333 BUT WE WILL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT US TO DO. 94 00:04:39,267 --> 00:04:42,067 OKAY, CALL. 95 00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:43,600 SO SHALL I JUST DIAL 911? 96 00:04:43,633 --> 00:04:46,367 WELL, IT'S NOT REALLY AN EMERGENCY. THERE WAS A MURDER. 97 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:47,667 WELL, NOT RECENTLY, AND I PREFER NOT TO TIE UP THE LINE. 98 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:50,600 WILL YOU JUST CALL? 99 00:04:50,633 --> 00:04:53,200 [ DIALING ] 100 00:04:53,233 --> 00:04:55,133 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 101 00:04:55,167 --> 00:04:58,100 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 102 00:04:58,133 --> 00:04:59,300 HEY. 103 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:01,667 MY MOM WILL BE HOME ANY MINUTE. 104 00:05:01,700 --> 00:05:03,400 SHE'LL FREAK IF SHE SEES YOU HERE. 105 00:05:03,433 --> 00:05:05,200 OH, I JUST WANTED TO DELIVER THIS PERSONALLY. 106 00:05:05,233 --> 00:05:06,567 I'M HAVING A PARTY. 107 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:10,633 YOU KNOW SHE DOESN'T WANT US TO SEE EACH OTHER. 108 00:05:10,667 --> 00:05:13,400 WELL, YOU GOT TO COME. 109 00:05:13,433 --> 00:05:16,133 I -- YOU'RE THE REASON I'M DOING THIS. 110 00:05:16,167 --> 00:05:19,133 I'LL TRY TO TALK TO MY MOM, OKAY? 111 00:05:19,167 --> 00:05:21,067 BUT YOU REALLY GOT TO GO. 112 00:05:27,133 --> 00:05:29,733 HEY, MRS. SOLIS. 113 00:05:29,767 --> 00:05:31,500 I'M SORRY. DO I KNOW YOU? 114 00:05:31,533 --> 00:05:34,333 YEAH, I'M JUSTIN -- JOHN'S ROOMMATE. 115 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:36,267 BEEN WAITING FOREVER FOR YOU TO SHOW UP. 116 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:37,500 REALLY? WHY? 117 00:05:37,533 --> 00:05:39,133 I WANT TO DO YOU A FAVOR. 118 00:05:39,167 --> 00:05:41,267 WHAT KIND OF FAVOR? 119 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:42,567 WELL, JOHN SAYS THAT 120 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:45,433 YOU CAN'T EXACTLY AFFORD A GARDENER RIGHT NOW, 121 00:05:45,467 --> 00:05:47,700 AND I TOLD HIM I'D BE HAPPY TO DO IT... 122 00:05:47,733 --> 00:05:49,600 FOR FREE. 123 00:05:49,633 --> 00:05:52,533 YOU WANT TO MOW MY LAWN FOR FREE. 124 00:05:52,567 --> 00:05:55,133 MOW YOUR LAWN, WATER YOUR FLOWERS, 125 00:05:55,167 --> 00:05:56,533 TRIM YOUR BUSHES. 126 00:05:58,067 --> 00:06:00,533 I COULD DO EVERYTHING JOHN DID FOR YOU. 127 00:06:00,567 --> 00:06:04,167 THAT'S VERY GENEROUS OF YOU, BUT I DON'T THINK SO. 128 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:06,067 WHY? 129 00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:07,733 BECAUSE MY HUSBAND IS HOME QUITE A LOT THESE DAYS. 130 00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:10,833 IF ANY BUSH NEEDS TRIMMING, HE TAKES CARE OF IT. 131 00:06:10,867 --> 00:06:14,167 WELL, THIS IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL YARD. 132 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:16,600 I'M SURE IT COULD USE A LITTLE EXTRA ATTENTION. 133 00:06:16,633 --> 00:06:20,300 I'M FLATTERED, BUT NO, THANK YOU. 134 00:06:20,333 --> 00:06:23,633 MRS. SOLIS, PLEASE. 135 00:06:23,667 --> 00:06:27,567 DID I MENTION WHY MY HUSBAND'S HOME A LOT? 136 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,200 HE'S UNDER HOUSE ARREST. 137 00:06:29,233 --> 00:06:31,367 OH? 138 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:33,400 HE HAS A LOT OF ANGER TOWARD THE GOVERNMENT RIGHT NOW, 139 00:06:33,433 --> 00:06:35,800 AND HE'S JUST DYING TO FIND SOMEONE TO TAKE IT OUT ON. 140 00:06:41,133 --> 00:06:42,500 [ JUSTIN SIGHS ] 141 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:47,233 [ BOYS YELLING ] 142 00:06:47,267 --> 00:06:48,267 HEY, GUYS? 143 00:06:48,300 --> 00:06:51,067 THIS ISN'T A HOCKEY RINK. CAN YOU TAKE IT OUTSIDE? 144 00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:53,233 HI, HONEY. HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 145 00:06:55,700 --> 00:06:58,367 I DIDN'T GET THE V.P. GIG. 146 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:01,700 OH, TOM, I AM SO SORRY. 147 00:07:01,733 --> 00:07:03,367 IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME. 148 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,400 I MEAN, I'M PETERSON'S GO-TO GUY, 149 00:07:05,433 --> 00:07:06,667 SO HOW DOES TIM DUGGAN, 150 00:07:06,700 --> 00:07:08,567 THE BIGGEST BLOWHARD IN THE OFFICE, 151 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:10,600 GET PROMOTED TO VICE PRESIDENT OVER ME? 152 00:07:10,633 --> 00:07:12,600 I THOUGHT YOU LIKED TIM DUGGAN. 153 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:14,067 I DO. I JUST... 154 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,267 I DON'T KNOW. I JUST -- 155 00:07:15,300 --> 00:07:16,733 I REALLY WANTED THAT PROMOTION. 156 00:07:16,767 --> 00:07:18,067 I'M SO SORRY. 157 00:07:18,067 --> 00:07:22,333 HEY, BOYS, CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE THE STANLEY CUP FINALS OUTSIDE? 158 00:07:22,367 --> 00:07:26,700 WELL, DID YOU TELL MR. PETERSON THAT YOU WANTED THE JOB? 159 00:07:26,733 --> 00:07:28,667 I HAVE WORKED AT THAT FIRM FOR 8 1/2 YEARS. 160 00:07:28,700 --> 00:07:30,433 DUGGAN'S BEEN THERE FOR LESS THAN TWO. 161 00:07:30,467 --> 00:07:31,667 I AM NOT GOING TO BEG. 162 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:33,367 I'M NOT SAYING TO BEG. 163 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,433 YOU JUST HAVE TO STEP UP FROM TIME TO TIME. 164 00:07:35,467 --> 00:07:37,233 YOU HAVE TO SEE YOUR OPPORTUNITY AND TAKE IT. 165 00:07:37,267 --> 00:07:39,167 NOBODY RESPECTS A SHRINKING VIOLET. 166 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:42,433 THERE IS MORE THAN ONE, YOU KNOW, LEADERSHIP STYLE. 167 00:07:42,467 --> 00:07:45,233 MINE IS QUIET, BUT EFFECTIVE. 168 00:07:45,267 --> 00:07:48,433 TAKE THAT RACKET OUTSIDE! 169 00:07:51,067 --> 00:07:53,267 WELL, WHATEVER WORKS FOR YOU. 170 00:07:56,300 --> 00:07:58,367 Mike: SUSAN. 171 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:00,433 HEY, SEXY. WHERE YOU BEEN? 172 00:08:00,467 --> 00:08:02,300 I CALLED YOU TWICE. YOU AVOIDING ME? 173 00:08:02,333 --> 00:08:04,400 DON'T BE SILLY. WHY WOULD I DO THAT? 174 00:08:04,433 --> 00:08:07,200 NO, I'VE JUST BEEN REALLY BUSY GROCERY SHOPPING. 175 00:08:07,233 --> 00:08:10,067 FOR TWO DAYS? MUST BE PRETTY WELL STOCKED. 176 00:08:15,067 --> 00:08:16,333 HOW ABOUT DINNER TONIGHT? 177 00:08:16,367 --> 00:08:18,267 UH... 178 00:08:18,300 --> 00:08:21,067 DINNER TONIGHT? UM... 179 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:22,367 YOU OKAY? 180 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:27,067 CAN YOU HOLD THESE A SEC? 181 00:08:29,733 --> 00:08:31,233 UP AGAINST THE CAR! 182 00:08:35,133 --> 00:08:36,800 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. 183 00:08:36,833 --> 00:08:38,567 ANYTHING YOU DO SAY CAN BE USED AGAINST YOU 184 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:39,767 IN A COURT OF LAW. 185 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:41,667 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO CONSULT AN ATTORNEY. 186 00:08:41,700 --> 00:08:43,200 IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD AN ATTORNEY, 187 00:08:43,233 --> 00:08:45,133 ONE WILL BE APPOINTED TO YOU. 188 00:08:48,867 --> 00:08:51,667 SO GET THIS -- 189 00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:54,067 ZACH YOUNG'S THROWING A POOL PARTY SATURDAY NIGHT. 190 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:56,067 HE SENT OUT A BUNCH OF FORMAL INVITATIONS, 191 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:57,833 COMPLETE WITH FANCY LETTERING. 192 00:08:57,867 --> 00:09:00,400 I'M SURPRISED HE DIDN'T SPRITZ THEM WITH AFTER-SHAVE. 193 00:09:00,433 --> 00:09:03,333 WHAT IS WRONG WITH NICE INVITATIONS? 194 00:09:03,367 --> 00:09:04,767 Andrew: MOM, IT'S A POOL PARTY. 195 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:06,633 WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST PASSED OUT FLYERS IN THE QUAD? 196 00:09:06,667 --> 00:09:09,467 'CAUSE HE'S GENETICALLY INCAPABLE OF BEING COOL? 197 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:11,067 SO, UH, ARE YOU GOING? 198 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:13,067 MM, MAYBE. 199 00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:15,767 I MEAN, UM, LISA AND JUSTIN -- 200 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:18,567 SOME OF THE GUYS THOUGHT IT'D BE FUN TO SWIM. 201 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:19,767 WE CAN ALWAYS BAIL 202 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,467 IF IT'S AS LAME AS WE THINK IT'S GOING TO BE. 203 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:24,433 OH, IS, UM, LISA YOUR FRIEND WITH THE PIERCED NAVEL? 204 00:09:24,467 --> 00:09:25,833 YEAH. 205 00:09:25,867 --> 00:09:28,200 YOU'VE BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER LATELY, 206 00:09:28,233 --> 00:09:29,300 HAVEN'T YOU? 207 00:09:29,333 --> 00:09:31,133 I GUESS. 208 00:09:31,167 --> 00:09:32,800 OH, UH, ANDREW, 209 00:09:32,833 --> 00:09:35,700 I'M GOING TO WANT YOU HOME BY 11:00 ON SATURDAY. 210 00:09:36,867 --> 00:09:38,300 11:00? 211 00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:40,133 MOM, IT'S NOT EVEN A SCHOOL NIGHT. 212 00:09:40,167 --> 00:09:43,067 BREE, A CURFEW ISN'T GOING TO DO ANY GOOD. 213 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:47,367 YOU MAY BE ABLE TO ABDICATE ALL YOUR PARENTAL RESPONSIBILITY, 214 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:48,600 BUT I CANNOT. 215 00:09:50,167 --> 00:09:52,233 WHAT -- WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 216 00:09:55,133 --> 00:09:58,367 WOULD THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE CONDOM YOU LEFT IN MY ROOM? 217 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:00,100 AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT DOES, 218 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:03,200 AND JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR, IF YOU GET LISA PREGNANT, 219 00:10:03,233 --> 00:10:04,267 YOU WILL MARRY HER. 220 00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:05,500 HA HA. 221 00:10:05,533 --> 00:10:08,600 ANDREW, THIS IS NOT FUNNY. 222 00:10:08,633 --> 00:10:11,400 MOM, TRUST ME -- THIS IS VERY FUNNY, 223 00:10:11,433 --> 00:10:14,600 MOSTLY BECAUSE THE CONDOM WASN'T MINE. 224 00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:26,600 YOU SUCK, YOU KNOW THAT? 225 00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:39,633 SO OBVIOUSLY, WE NEED TO TALK. 226 00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:41,833 I'M STILL A VIRGIN, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO KNOW. 227 00:10:41,867 --> 00:10:43,433 WELL, GOOD. 228 00:10:43,467 --> 00:10:45,433 BUT WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU NEED A CONDOM? 229 00:10:45,467 --> 00:10:46,667 BECAUSE I'M PLANNING ON HAVING SEX, 230 00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:48,167 AND I DON'T WANT TO GET PREGNANT. 231 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:51,167 DANIELLE, YOU ARE PRESIDENT OF THE ABSTINENCE CLUB. 232 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:54,067 I WASN'T PLANNING ON RUNNING FOR A SECOND TERM. 233 00:10:54,100 --> 00:10:56,133 WELL, WHO ARE YOU PLANNING ON HAVING SEX WITH? 234 00:10:56,167 --> 00:10:57,600 JOHN. 235 00:10:57,633 --> 00:10:59,533 JOHN ROWLAND? I THOUGHT YOU BROKE UP WITH HIM. 236 00:10:59,567 --> 00:11:00,833 NO, HE BROKE UP WITH ME, 237 00:11:00,867 --> 00:11:02,633 AND YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I WOULDN'T DO IT. 238 00:11:02,667 --> 00:11:05,067 WELL, IF THAT'S THE TYPE OF BOY HE IS, THEN GOOD RIDDANCE. 239 00:11:05,067 --> 00:11:07,500 MOM, EVERY BOY AT MY SCHOOL IS THAT TYPE OF BOY. 240 00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:09,367 BESIDES... 241 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,500 IT'S DIFFERENT WITH JOHN. 242 00:11:11,533 --> 00:11:13,233 I LOVE HIM. 243 00:11:13,267 --> 00:11:16,233 OH, SWEETHEART, 244 00:11:16,267 --> 00:11:18,267 JUST BECAUSE YOU GIVE A BOY SEX 245 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:20,567 DOESN'T MEAN YOU'LL GET LOVE IN RETURN. 246 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,067 SO MAYBE I'M BEING STUPID. 247 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:25,633 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? IT'S JUST SEX. 248 00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:29,300 HONEY, I AM LOOKING OUT FOR YOUR HAPPINESS. 249 00:11:29,333 --> 00:11:31,267 NOW, I UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE YOUNG 250 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:33,133 AND FEEL URGES, 251 00:11:33,167 --> 00:11:35,333 BUT I WAITED UNTIL I GOT MARRIED, 252 00:11:35,367 --> 00:11:38,533 AS DID YOUR FATHER, AND IT WAS SO MUCH BETTER. 253 00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:41,733 BUT DADDY ENDED UP CHEATING ON YOU. 254 00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:42,533 YES, WELL... 255 00:11:42,567 --> 00:11:44,367 AND EVER SINCE HE MOVED BACK IN, 256 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:45,700 YOU'VE BEEN MISERABLE. 257 00:11:45,733 --> 00:11:46,700 WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 258 00:11:46,733 --> 00:11:48,667 THE WALLS BETWEEN OUR BEDROOMS ARE PAPER-THIN. 259 00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:50,367 I HEAR MORE STUFF THAN I PROBABLY SHOULD. 260 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:53,300 OH. 261 00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:54,733 LOOK, MOM, I LOVE YOU A LOT, 262 00:11:54,767 --> 00:11:56,700 BUT YOU REALLY ARE THE LAST PERSON 263 00:11:56,733 --> 00:12:01,100 TO EVER GIVE ANYONE ADVICE ABOUT SEX AND HAPPINESS. 264 00:12:05,733 --> 00:12:07,133 HAVE YOU SEEN THESE? 265 00:12:07,167 --> 00:12:08,600 FIVE MORE PAST DUE NOTICES. 266 00:12:08,633 --> 00:12:09,833 DON'T WORRY. I'M HANDLING IT. 267 00:12:09,867 --> 00:12:11,633 HOW? HOW ARE YOU HANDLING THIS? 268 00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:13,467 CAN I PLEASE FINISH MY SANDWICH? 269 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,333 HAVE YOU SEEN OUR CHECKING ACCOUNT LATELY? 270 00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:16,700 WE'RE BROKE. 271 00:12:16,733 --> 00:12:18,633 AND THEN WE HAVE THE MORTGAGE PAYMENT COMING UP, 272 00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:21,133 WE HAVE PROPERTY TAXES -- GABBY, IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY. 273 00:12:21,167 --> 00:12:23,067 NO, IT'S NOT. WE ARE SERIOUSLY SCREWED, 274 00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:24,800 AND I AM FREAKING OUT THAT YOU'RE NOT FREAKING OUT. 275 00:12:24,833 --> 00:12:27,233 LOOK, THINGS WILL TURN AROUND. 276 00:12:27,267 --> 00:12:28,800 WHEN? I DON'T KNOW WHEN. 277 00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:31,533 BUT WE'RE LUCKY PEOPLE, AND WE'LL BE LUCKY AGAIN. 278 00:12:31,567 --> 00:12:32,667 [ MOTOR WHIRRING ] 279 00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:34,467 WHAT IS THAT? 280 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:36,067 IT'S THE LAWNMOWER. 281 00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:39,333 WE GOT A NEW GARDENER TODAY. 282 00:12:41,267 --> 00:12:42,700 IT'S NOT GOING TO COST US A CENT. 283 00:12:42,733 --> 00:12:45,067 THE KID'S A FRIEND OF JOHN'S. CARLOS -- 284 00:12:45,067 --> 00:12:47,833 AND HE SAID THAT HE'D DO THE LAWN FOR FREE. 285 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,767 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 286 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,767 WE ARE LUCKY PEOPLE. 287 00:12:57,433 --> 00:13:00,300 [ CROWD CHEERING ] 288 00:13:02,567 --> 00:13:04,233 YEAH, DUGGAN! YOU'RE UP, BABY! 289 00:13:04,267 --> 00:13:05,200 YOU GOT IT! 290 00:13:05,233 --> 00:13:06,167 YEAH, DUGGAN! 291 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,167 GO, MAN! 292 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,200 ALL RIGHT! HEY, GUYS, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 293 00:13:09,233 --> 00:13:10,167 HA HA HA. 294 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,367 HI. 295 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:12,767 [ GROANS ] 296 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,800 DON'T LOOK SO GLUM. YOU'RE GOING TO GET A HIT. 297 00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:16,200 OH, IT'S NOT THAT. 298 00:13:16,233 --> 00:13:18,200 THIS IS MY "HATING TIM DUGGAN" LOOK. 299 00:13:18,233 --> 00:13:19,200 OH. 300 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,400 OH! DUGGAN CONNECTS. 301 00:13:22,433 --> 00:13:25,667 [ CROWD CHEERING ] 302 00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:27,767 LOOK AT THE JOB-STEALING BASTARD RUN. 303 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:30,233 DUGGAN IS REALLY SHOWING SOME OF THAT GLORY-HOUNDING, 304 00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:32,833 ASS-KISSING HUSTLE THAT HE IS SO WELL-KNOWN FOR. 305 00:13:32,867 --> 00:13:35,733 I FORGOT HOW MUCH FUN YOU ARE WHEN YOU'RE BITTER. 306 00:13:35,767 --> 00:13:37,667 OH, LOOK, HE'S STRETCHING FOR EXTRA BASES, 307 00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:40,200 JUST LIKE HE STRETCHED FOR EXTRA TERRITORY 308 00:13:40,233 --> 00:13:43,067 SCREWING OVER UNSUNG UTILITY PLAYER TOM SCAVO. 309 00:13:44,367 --> 00:13:47,767 OOH! DOWN GOES DUGGAN! DUGGAN GOES DOWN! 310 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,500 THAT'S GOTTA HURT. 311 00:13:49,533 --> 00:13:51,533 WELL, THE GLORY HOUND IS TAGGED OUT, 312 00:13:51,567 --> 00:13:53,200 AND, WELL, HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL 313 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,467 WITH SOME TOUGH DIRT STAINS, THAT TIM DUGGAN. 314 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:58,100 TOM... 315 00:13:58,133 --> 00:14:00,600 OH, NO, LOOK, I'M SURE HE'S JUST GRANDSTANDING. 316 00:14:03,533 --> 00:14:05,800 OH, MY GOD. 317 00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:07,633 HOLY CRAP. 318 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:13,367 IT'S ONLY A POOL PARTY. EVERYONE'S GOING TO BE THERE. 319 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:14,667 I SAID NO. 320 00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:16,333 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, 321 00:14:16,367 --> 00:14:18,267 KEEP A BOY-FREE ZONE AROUND ME UNTIL I'M 18? 322 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:19,733 YOU CAN SEE BOYS IN A COUPLE YEARS, 323 00:14:19,767 --> 00:14:21,300 JUST NOT THAT BOY. 324 00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:22,733 WHY DO YOU HATE ZACH? 325 00:14:22,767 --> 00:14:24,767 I DON'T HATE ZACH. 326 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:27,233 I JUST THINK HE'S SORT OF CRAZY. 327 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,133 MOM, I'VE HEARD PEOPLE CALL YOU SORT OF CRAZY. 328 00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:32,467 WELL, I'M ADORABLE CRAZY, AND HE'S RAMPAGE CRAZY. 329 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:34,300 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 330 00:14:35,633 --> 00:14:37,100 SUSAN MAYER? 331 00:14:37,133 --> 00:14:38,067 YEAH. 332 00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:39,433 I'M DETECTIVE COPELAND. 333 00:14:39,467 --> 00:14:41,800 I'M INVESTIGATING THE MURDER OF MARTHA HUBER. 334 00:14:41,833 --> 00:14:44,633 I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MIKE DELFINO. 335 00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:46,233 DO YOU REMEMBER SEEING MR. DELFINO 336 00:14:46,267 --> 00:14:47,767 ON THE 7th OF LAST MONTH? 337 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:50,667 IS THE 7th IMPORTANT? 338 00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:52,100 WELL, WE BELIEVE IT WAS THE NIGHT 339 00:14:52,133 --> 00:14:53,500 THAT MARTHA HUBER WAS MURDERED. 340 00:14:53,533 --> 00:14:54,567 SHE WAS LAST SEEN 341 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,233 AT THE GROCERY STORE AROUND 9:00, 342 00:14:56,267 --> 00:14:57,167 AND THEN SHE DIDN'T SHOW UP 343 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,200 FOR A DENTIST APPOINTMENT THE NEXT MORNING. 344 00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:00,267 WHAT DAY WAS THAT? 345 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,633 IT WAS A SUNDAY. 346 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:02,833 OH. HA HA. 347 00:15:02,867 --> 00:15:04,233 OH, MY GOD, YES. 348 00:15:04,267 --> 00:15:05,500 YES, YES. 349 00:15:05,533 --> 00:15:07,700 YES, I-I WAS WITH MIKE THAT NIGHT. 350 00:15:07,733 --> 00:15:08,800 YOU'RE SURE. YES, I WAS. 351 00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:11,167 YEP, IT WAS A BIG NIGHT FOR US RELATIONSHIP-WISE. 352 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,067 IT WAS THE FIRST TIME THAT WE -- 353 00:15:13,067 --> 00:15:15,133 THE FIRST TIME YOU... 354 00:15:15,167 --> 00:15:16,567 DID IT. 355 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,067 THE FIRST TIME THEY DID IT. 356 00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:19,533 JULIE! WELL, IT WAS. 357 00:15:19,567 --> 00:15:21,400 HOW DID YOU KNOW? I'M NOT CLUELESS. 358 00:15:21,433 --> 00:15:23,467 I FOUND MEN'S BOXERS IN THE CLOTHES HAMPER. 359 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,433 OH, DON'T WRITE THAT DOWN. 360 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,400 OH, BUT THIS IS GOOD. YOU CAN LET MIKE GO. 361 00:15:27,433 --> 00:15:28,800 HE'S INNOCENT. 362 00:15:28,833 --> 00:15:31,167 WELL, ASSUMING EVERYTHING YOU'RE TELLING ME IS TRUE. 363 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,233 IT'S TRUE. THE NEXT MORNING, 364 00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:36,467 SHE MADE PANCAKES IN THE SHAPE OF LITTLE HEARTS. 365 00:15:37,433 --> 00:15:39,700 SERIOUSLY. LITTLE HEARTS. 366 00:15:46,167 --> 00:15:47,100 [ GASPS ] 367 00:15:47,133 --> 00:15:48,400 OH, GOD. 368 00:15:48,433 --> 00:15:50,733 JUSTIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP HERE? 369 00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:53,333 UH, I FINISHED THE HEDGES. 370 00:15:53,367 --> 00:15:56,067 IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE MR. SOLIS WANTS DONE? 371 00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:57,500 I DON'T KNOW. HE'S NOT HERE. 372 00:15:57,533 --> 00:15:58,833 HE HAD A MEETING WITH HIS LAWYER. 373 00:15:58,867 --> 00:16:01,467 SO I GUESS THAT MEANS WE'RE ALL ALONE. 374 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,267 NO, THAT MEANS I'M ALL ALONE. 375 00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:04,467 YOU'RE LEAVING. 376 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:05,767 I'M NOT IN A HURRY. 377 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,633 COME ON, MAYBE WE COULD HANG OUT FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 378 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,300 I DON'T THINK SO. 379 00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:10,533 COME ON. 380 00:16:10,567 --> 00:16:13,333 IF YOU JUST GOT TO KNOW ME, YOU'D SEE I CAN BE LOTS OF FUN. 381 00:16:13,367 --> 00:16:15,767 ALL MY FRIENDS SAY SO. 382 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,600 WELL, I'M NOT INTERESTED IN BECOMING ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS. 383 00:16:17,633 --> 00:16:19,200 GET OUT OF MY BEDROOM. 384 00:16:19,233 --> 00:16:22,400 COME ON, MRS. SOLIS, BE NICE. 385 00:16:22,433 --> 00:16:24,433 AAH! 386 00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:28,400 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT. 387 00:16:28,433 --> 00:16:30,567 DO YOU KNOW HOW EASY IT WOULD BE 388 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,367 FOR ME TO CALL MY HUSBAND AND TELL HIM 389 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,367 WHAT YOU JUST TRIED TO DO? 390 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,100 NOT EASY AS IT'LL BE 391 00:16:35,133 --> 00:16:37,733 FOR ME TO TELL HIM WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN YOU AND JOHN. 392 00:16:37,767 --> 00:16:40,067 I-I'M SORRY, MRS. SOLIS, 393 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:43,200 BUT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BE NICE TO ME... 394 00:16:43,233 --> 00:16:44,700 AT LEAST ONCE. 395 00:17:00,633 --> 00:17:02,067 MIKE! 396 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,833 MIKE! 397 00:17:03,867 --> 00:17:05,233 ARE YOU OKAY? 398 00:17:05,267 --> 00:17:07,167 UH, YEAH, YEAH. I'M A LITTLE BIT EMBARRASSED. 399 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,633 I MUST BE THE TALK OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 400 00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:11,767 NO. NOT REALLY, NO. 401 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,567 SO GUESS WHAT -- 402 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,167 I'M YOUR ALIBI. 403 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,633 I TOLD THE POLICE THAT WE WERE... 404 00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:19,833 TOGETHER THE NIGHT THAT MRS. HUBER WAS KILLED 405 00:17:19,867 --> 00:17:23,167 AND THAT I COULD NEVER FORGET THAT NIGHT. 406 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,233 SO YOU DON'T THINK I KILLED MRS. HUBER. 407 00:17:25,267 --> 00:17:28,133 NO. NO, OF COURSE NOT. 408 00:17:28,167 --> 00:17:29,800 I COULD NEVER THINK YOU KILLED ANYBODY, 409 00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:32,633 EVEN IF I WASN'T YOUR ALIBI, WHICH I AM. 410 00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:34,633 OKAY, I'M, UM... 411 00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:36,633 I'M GOING TO GO TAKE A SHOWER. 412 00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:38,433 JAIL'S KIND OF GROSS. 413 00:17:38,467 --> 00:17:40,367 I'LL CALL YOU LATER, OKAY? 414 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,733 SURE. WHEN? 415 00:17:41,767 --> 00:17:43,767 HA HA. 416 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,133 LATER. 417 00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:47,167 ALL RIGHT, I'VE JUST GOT SOME STUFF 418 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,533 I GOT TO TAKE CARE OF, OKAY? 419 00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:51,833 OKAY. 420 00:17:51,867 --> 00:17:54,167 MRS. VAN DE KAMP. 421 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,667 HELLO, JOHN. 422 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,600 I'M SORRY TO DROP BY ON YOU UNANNOUNCED. 423 00:17:57,633 --> 00:17:59,100 DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT? 424 00:17:59,133 --> 00:18:00,167 SURE. 425 00:18:02,367 --> 00:18:04,300 SO... 426 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,600 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 427 00:18:05,633 --> 00:18:07,200 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU. 428 00:18:07,233 --> 00:18:09,067 MY DAUGHTER IS PLANNING ON GIVING YOU HER VIRGINITY, 429 00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:11,133 AND I WOULD CONSIDER IT A PERSONAL FAVOR 430 00:18:11,167 --> 00:18:12,800 IF YOU WOULDN'T TAKE IT. 431 00:18:17,867 --> 00:18:19,600 HEY. HEY. 432 00:18:19,633 --> 00:18:21,533 SO WHAT'S THE WORD ON TIM? 433 00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,567 HE CAME THROUGH THE TRIPLE BYPASS 434 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,467 WITH FLYING COLORS. 435 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,267 AH, THANK GOD. 436 00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:28,767 OF COURSE, IT'S NOT ALL COMING UP ROSES. 437 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,700 HE'S NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO COME BACK TO WORK FOR... 438 00:18:30,733 --> 00:18:32,600 4, 4 1/2 MONTHS. 439 00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,067 OH. 440 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:37,467 WHAT? 441 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,433 THE COMPANY STILL NEEDS TO EXPAND, SO I FIGURE, 442 00:18:39,467 --> 00:18:42,233 THEY NEED A FIT, HEART-SMART GUY LIKE ME 443 00:18:42,267 --> 00:18:44,500 TO STEP UP, TAKE THE BALL. 444 00:18:44,533 --> 00:18:45,833 YOU'RE GOING AFTER TIM DUGGAN'S PROMOTION? 445 00:18:45,867 --> 00:18:48,333 NO. I ALREADY GOT IT. 446 00:18:48,367 --> 00:18:49,300 YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ME. 447 00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:51,200 I WALKED STRAIGHT INTO PETERSON'S OFFICE, 448 00:18:51,233 --> 00:18:52,333 AND I TOLD HIM 449 00:18:52,367 --> 00:18:54,333 THAT HE WOULD BE A FOOL TO HOLD DUGGAN'S PROMOTION. 450 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,367 HA HA. 451 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,100 YOU CALLED YOUR BOSS A FOOL? 452 00:18:57,133 --> 00:18:58,300 I DID. 453 00:18:58,333 --> 00:19:00,133 THAT WAS RISKY IN RETROSPECT, 454 00:19:00,167 --> 00:19:02,100 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? STILL, HE GAVE ME THE JOB. 455 00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:03,600 OH, MY GOD! THAT'S GREAT. 456 00:19:03,633 --> 00:19:04,633 HONEY, IT'S ME. 457 00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:06,233 I'M THE MAN, I'VE GOT THE WHOLE WEST COAST -- 458 00:19:06,267 --> 00:19:07,667 OH, MY -- WHAT? 459 00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:09,433 WHAT? THE WHOLE WEST COAST? 460 00:19:09,467 --> 00:19:11,433 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING AFTER AN IN-HOUSE POSITION. 461 00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:14,200 NO, NO, NO. I'M SETTING UP NEW OFFICES FROM SEATTLE TO L.A. 462 00:19:14,233 --> 00:19:15,667 I-I TOLD YOU THAT. 463 00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:18,533 NO. 464 00:19:18,567 --> 00:19:20,833 NO, YOU DIDN'T. 465 00:19:20,867 --> 00:19:22,733 OKAY. 466 00:19:22,767 --> 00:19:24,833 WELL, SO IT'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE BIT MORE TRAVEL, BUT -- 467 00:19:24,867 --> 00:19:25,833 MORE TRAVEL? 468 00:19:25,867 --> 00:19:28,233 TOM, YOU'RE BARELY HERE HALF THE TIME AS IT IS, 469 00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:30,733 AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE, WHAT, TWICE THE WORKLOAD? 470 00:19:30,767 --> 00:19:33,067 HONEY, PLEASE, DON'T RUIN THIS. 471 00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:35,333 I'M SORRY, BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE CONSULTED WITH ME. 472 00:19:35,367 --> 00:19:37,167 I DID. YOU TOLD ME TO STOP BEING A SHRINKING VIOLET 473 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,067 AND TO STEP UP. 474 00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:41,833 I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN IN-HOUSE POSITION. 475 00:19:41,867 --> 00:19:43,500 OKAY, I'M GOING TO GO SHOWER. 476 00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:45,367 LOOK, WAIT, WAIT. 477 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,133 I KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS TO YOU. 478 00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:48,700 NO, YOU DON'T. 479 00:19:48,733 --> 00:19:50,200 NO, YOU DON'T. I AM 41 YEARS OLD. 480 00:19:50,233 --> 00:19:51,800 IF I DON'T MAKE VICE PRESIDENT NOW, 481 00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:53,800 IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. 482 00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:56,600 THIS IS MY CAREER. IT'S -- IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME. 483 00:19:56,633 --> 00:20:00,433 SO WAS MINE, BUT I'M HERE, AREN'T I? 484 00:20:03,233 --> 00:20:06,400 I'M GOING TO TAKE THE JOB. 485 00:20:12,267 --> 00:20:14,267 SHE SAID THAT YOU BROKE UP WITH HER 486 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,100 BECAUSE SHE REFUSED TO HAVE SEX. 487 00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:18,600 WOW. UM... 488 00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:20,267 OKAY, HERE'S THE DEAL -- 489 00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:22,267 I SAID THAT, BUT IT WAS JUST AN EXCUSE. 490 00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:24,700 I MEAN, THE TRUTH IS... 491 00:20:24,733 --> 00:20:26,433 I WASN'T THAT INTO HER. 492 00:20:26,467 --> 00:20:28,567 REALLY? 493 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,800 AND SHE WAS ALWAYS SO PROUD OF NEVER HAVING DONE IT, 494 00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:33,067 I FIGURED, HEY, THIS IS MY WAY OUT. 495 00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:37,167 WELL, SHE FEELS VERY PASSIONATELY ABOUT YOU. 496 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:40,167 WELL, DON'T GET ME WRONG. SHE'S NICE. 497 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,067 THE TRUTH IS... 498 00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:43,367 THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE. 499 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:44,667 OH. 500 00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:47,200 ARE YOU GOING STEADY? 501 00:20:47,233 --> 00:20:49,100 NOT EXACTLY. 502 00:20:49,133 --> 00:20:51,467 WE WERE SEEING EACH OTHER PRETTY REGULARLY, 503 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,033 BUT THIS OTHER LADY -- GIRL -- 504 00:20:54,067 --> 00:20:55,767 SHE SORT OF DUMPED ME. 505 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,033 OH, I SEE. 506 00:20:58,067 --> 00:21:00,733 WELL, LOOK, I'LL TALK TO DANIELLE, 507 00:21:00,767 --> 00:21:03,700 AND DON'T WORRY -- 508 00:21:03,733 --> 00:21:05,333 I'LL LET HER DOWN GENTLY. 509 00:21:05,367 --> 00:21:07,700 UM, ACTUALLY, I WOULD PREFER IF YOU DIDN'T. 510 00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:09,233 HUH? 511 00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:14,800 I KNOW MY DAUGHTER. SHE'S VERY DETERMINED, 512 00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:16,433 AND UNLESS YOU'RE REALLY FIRM WITH HER, 513 00:21:16,467 --> 00:21:18,800 SHE'S GOING TO CONTINUE TO THINK THAT THERE'S HOPE. 514 00:21:18,833 --> 00:21:21,100 OKAY. I'LL BE FIRM. 515 00:21:21,133 --> 00:21:22,633 BETTER STILL... 516 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,667 BE BRUTAL. 517 00:21:38,533 --> 00:21:41,467 DECIDED TO INDULGE YOUR SWEET TOOTH, HUH? 518 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,633 I'LL BE DEAD INSIDE A YEAR. 519 00:21:43,667 --> 00:21:45,267 I GOT BIGGER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT 520 00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:46,600 THAN MY WAISTLINE. 521 00:21:46,633 --> 00:21:48,533 SO... 522 00:21:48,567 --> 00:21:50,067 WHO'S THE WOMAN THEY THINK YOU KILLED? 523 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:53,367 MARTHA HUBER, LOCAL BUSYBODY. 524 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,200 I THOUGHT HER MURDER WAS RANDOM. 525 00:21:55,233 --> 00:21:57,333 NOTHING RANDOM ABOUT HER JEWELRY ENDING UP IN YOUR GARAGE. 526 00:21:57,367 --> 00:21:59,433 DID YOU KILL HER? 527 00:21:59,467 --> 00:22:01,167 NO. 528 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,200 WHOEVER SET ME UP DID A GOOD JOB, THOUGH. 529 00:22:03,233 --> 00:22:04,733 THE COPS ARE ALL OVER ME. 530 00:22:04,767 --> 00:22:06,300 YOU'RE GETTING CLOSE TO SOMETHING. 531 00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:08,500 WELL, IF I AM CLOSE, I DON'T SEE IT. 532 00:22:08,533 --> 00:22:11,133 WHAT I'M SAYING IS PEOPLE LEAVE TRAILS. 533 00:22:11,167 --> 00:22:13,633 ONE OF THOSE TRAILS WILL LEAD TO DIERDRE. 534 00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:15,667 WHOEVER SET YOU UP MUST KNOW THAT. 535 00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:17,300 YEAH. WELL, MAYBE. 536 00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:19,367 BUT I WON'T BE MUCH GOOD TO YOU LOCKED UP. 537 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,533 I'M RICH, MIKE. 538 00:22:21,567 --> 00:22:23,567 ONE OF THE BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING RICH 539 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,367 IS THE SECURITY OF KNOWING 540 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,233 YOU CAN BUY YOUR WAY OUT OF ANY PROBLEM. 541 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:32,200 I'M NOT TAKING MY MONEY TO THE GRAVE. 542 00:22:32,233 --> 00:22:35,467 I'M GOING TO USE IT TO SAVE YOUR ASS. 543 00:22:39,767 --> 00:22:40,767 MRS. SOLIS. 544 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,167 HELLO, JUSTIN. 545 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:43,633 HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 546 00:22:43,667 --> 00:22:46,100 I AM HERE TO TALK TO YOUR ROOMMATE. 547 00:22:46,133 --> 00:22:47,367 JOHN? 548 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,667 I-I DIDN'T THINK YOU GUYS TALKED ANYMORE. 549 00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:51,633 WELL, NOW WE HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT -- 550 00:22:51,667 --> 00:22:52,833 YOU. 551 00:22:52,867 --> 00:22:54,500 ME. 552 00:22:54,533 --> 00:22:55,833 YES. I'M GOING TO TELL HIM HOW YOU'RE TRYING 553 00:22:55,867 --> 00:22:57,600 TO BLACKMAIL ME INTO SLEEPING WITH YOU. 554 00:22:57,633 --> 00:22:59,133 I WONDER HOW HE'LL REACT. 555 00:22:59,167 --> 00:23:00,267 MRS. SOLIS -- 556 00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:01,733 YOU THINK HE'LL GET VIOLENT? 557 00:23:01,767 --> 00:23:05,700 YOU CAN'T TALK TO JOHN ABOUT THAT. 558 00:23:05,733 --> 00:23:06,700 OH, I CAN, 559 00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:09,133 AND I WILL, YOU LITTLE WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP. 560 00:23:11,533 --> 00:23:15,633 LISTEN, MRS. SOLIS, I'M SORRY. 561 00:23:15,667 --> 00:23:17,700 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T WANT TO BLACKMAIL YOU. 562 00:23:17,733 --> 00:23:19,467 THEN WHY DID YOU? 563 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:21,667 I REALLY NEEDED TO SLEEP WITH YOU. 564 00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:22,600 WHY? 565 00:23:22,633 --> 00:23:23,833 BECAUSE... 566 00:23:27,567 --> 00:23:29,500 I THINK I MIGHT BE GAY. 567 00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:32,800 OH. 568 00:23:32,833 --> 00:23:34,767 DADDY! DADDY! DADDY! 569 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:35,733 HEY! 570 00:23:35,767 --> 00:23:36,700 DAD! DADDY! 571 00:23:36,733 --> 00:23:38,533 DAD! 572 00:23:38,567 --> 00:23:40,133 HOW YOU DOING, GUYS? WHAT'S UP? 573 00:23:40,167 --> 00:23:41,433 OH, WE WENT OUT FOR BURGERS, 574 00:23:41,467 --> 00:23:42,767 AND THE BOYS KNEW YOU WOULDN'T BE HOME 575 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,833 TILL AFTER, UM, BEDTIME, 576 00:23:44,867 --> 00:23:48,333 AND SO WE DECIDED TO POP IN AND VISIT THE NEW V.P. 577 00:23:48,367 --> 00:23:50,133 YEAH, WELL, CHECK IT OUT. 578 00:23:50,167 --> 00:23:52,267 I FINALLY GOT AN OFFICE WITH A WINDOW. 579 00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:54,400 YEAH, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE WINDOW. 580 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,800 HEY, GUYS. 581 00:23:57,833 --> 00:23:59,233 HEY, WHO WANTS CHAIR RIDES? 582 00:23:59,267 --> 00:24:00,567 ME! ME! ME! 583 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:01,700 COME ON, OUT THIS WAY. HERE WE GO. 584 00:24:01,733 --> 00:24:03,067 WHOO-HOO! 585 00:24:03,100 --> 00:24:04,467 HERE WE GO, GUYS. READY? 586 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:05,567 GRRAAH! 587 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:06,800 YEAH, DADDY! 588 00:24:06,833 --> 00:24:08,733 NOW HOLD ON! TRY TO HOLD ON! 589 00:24:08,767 --> 00:24:10,367 HA HA. 590 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,267 CHECKING OUT THE NEW EXECUTIVE DIGS? 591 00:24:12,300 --> 00:24:13,633 OH. 592 00:24:13,667 --> 00:24:15,600 YOU KNOW IT. 593 00:24:18,367 --> 00:24:20,733 CAN I TELL YOU A LITTLE SECRET? 594 00:24:20,767 --> 00:24:22,667 SURE. 595 00:24:22,700 --> 00:24:25,067 DAN WANTED TO HOLD THE PROMOTION OVER FOR TIM DUGGAN. 596 00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:28,767 AND I'M THE ONE THAT CONVINCED HIM 597 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,367 TO GIVE IT TO TOM. 598 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:31,333 REALLY? 599 00:24:31,367 --> 00:24:32,400 UH-HUH. 600 00:24:32,433 --> 00:24:34,467 TOM IS SUCH A WORKHORSE, 601 00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:37,233 AND HE WANTED IT SO BADLY. 602 00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:40,533 YEAH, HE CERTAINLY DID. 603 00:24:40,567 --> 00:24:43,667 WHAT IS WRONG? AREN'T YOU HAPPY ABOUT THIS PROMOTION? 604 00:24:43,700 --> 00:24:47,600 Mary Alice: LYNETTE REALIZED IT WAS IN HER BEST INTEREST 605 00:24:47,633 --> 00:24:50,167 TO LIE TO THE BOSS'S WIFE... 606 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:54,333 WELL, IT'S GREAT, OBVIOUSLY. 607 00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:55,800 THANK YOU. 608 00:24:55,833 --> 00:24:59,167 PROVIDED SHE WASN'T TOO CONVINCING. 609 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:00,200 OF COURSE, 610 00:25:00,233 --> 00:25:03,767 I MEAN, I WILL MISS HIM, 611 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,100 BEING GONE ALL THE TIME. 612 00:25:06,133 --> 00:25:07,633 HE'LL BE BRINGING IN MORE MONEY, 613 00:25:07,667 --> 00:25:10,633 BUT HE IS GOING TO MISS THE BIRTHDAYS, 614 00:25:10,667 --> 00:25:12,267 BASEBALL GAMES, 615 00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:14,100 FIRST STEPS... 616 00:25:14,133 --> 00:25:15,567 BUT THAT'S THE TRADE-OFF. 617 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:16,733 RIGHT? 618 00:25:16,767 --> 00:25:18,333 I JUST HOPE ONE DAY, 619 00:25:18,367 --> 00:25:23,100 TOM DOESN'T LOOK BACK AND REGRET BEING GONE SO MUCH. 620 00:25:25,167 --> 00:25:28,067 WELL, I BETTER GET OUT THERE BEFORE THEY BREAK SOMETHING. 621 00:25:28,067 --> 00:25:30,100 OF COURSE. I WILL SEE YOU SOON. 622 00:25:30,133 --> 00:25:31,200 OKAY. 623 00:25:36,667 --> 00:25:42,767 SO HAVE YOU BEEN ACTING ON THESE FEELINGS? 624 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,267 I GOT A BUDDY. WE GET TOGETHER, 625 00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:47,333 WE MESS AROUND. 626 00:25:47,367 --> 00:25:49,200 BUT IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 627 00:25:49,233 --> 00:25:52,233 IT'S JUST LATELY, I'VE BEEN STARTING TO, LIKE, 628 00:25:52,267 --> 00:25:54,600 CARE ABOUT HIM, AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE IT. 629 00:25:54,633 --> 00:25:56,333 WOW. 630 00:25:56,367 --> 00:25:58,667 YEAH, AND I THOUGHT IF I SLEEP WITH SOMEBODY LIKE YOU, 631 00:25:58,700 --> 00:26:00,533 I'LL KNOW FOR SURE, 632 00:26:00,567 --> 00:26:03,767 AND I CAN STOP FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS. 633 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,300 YEAH, BUT WHY ME? YOU'RE A GOOD-LOOKING KID. 634 00:26:06,333 --> 00:26:08,433 WHY DON'T YOU TEST-DRIVE SOMEONE YOUR OWN AGE? 635 00:26:08,467 --> 00:26:09,600 GIRLS TALK. 636 00:26:09,633 --> 00:26:11,433 IF I START SOMETHING WITH SOMEBODY 637 00:26:11,467 --> 00:26:13,733 AND IT DOESN'T... 638 00:26:13,767 --> 00:26:15,133 WORK OUT, 639 00:26:15,167 --> 00:26:16,833 EVERYBODY AT SCHOOL WILL FIND OUT. 640 00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:18,600 AND I FIGURED I COULD TRUST YOU, 641 00:26:18,633 --> 00:26:20,533 'CAUSE YOU HAVE A HUSBAND AND ALL. 642 00:26:20,567 --> 00:26:24,367 WELL, I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE, IN A... 643 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:28,300 WEIRD SORT OF WAY. 644 00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:30,733 YOU KNOW, MY BUDDY AND I, WE'VE BEEN MESSING AROUND 645 00:26:30,767 --> 00:26:33,233 FOR QUITE A WHILE, AND... 646 00:26:33,267 --> 00:26:36,133 THIS WHOLE TIME, I JUST KEPT TELLING MYSELF 647 00:26:36,167 --> 00:26:41,633 THAT IT DIDN'T REALLY MEAN ANYTHING, YOU KNOW? 648 00:26:41,667 --> 00:26:44,067 I GUESS I'VE JUST BEEN KIDDING MYSELF, HUH? 649 00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:46,800 WE'RE ALL IN DENIAL ABOUT SOMETHING. 650 00:26:49,533 --> 00:26:51,700 BUT YOU'RE FINALLY FACING THE TRUTH, 651 00:26:51,733 --> 00:26:54,167 AND I THINK THAT'S SORT OF BRAVE. 652 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,167 THANKS. 653 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:59,067 I SHOULD PROBABLY GO. 654 00:27:01,667 --> 00:27:04,300 UH, JUST SO YOU KNOW, 655 00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:07,067 I NEVER WOULD HAVE TOLD MR. SOLIS ABOUT YOU AND JOHN. 656 00:27:07,067 --> 00:27:11,067 I MAY BE GAY, BUT I'M NOT A JERK. 657 00:27:26,267 --> 00:27:27,700 DID YOU FEEL ANYTHING? 658 00:27:30,467 --> 00:27:32,367 NOT REALLY. 659 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,300 YOU'RE DEFINITELY GAY. 660 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,400 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 661 00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:48,600 HI. 662 00:27:48,633 --> 00:27:50,500 HI. I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU AT NIGHT, MS. MAYER, 663 00:27:50,533 --> 00:27:52,533 BUT I WAS HOPING THAT MAYBE YOU COULD 664 00:27:52,567 --> 00:27:54,200 COME DOWN TO THE STATION WITH ME, 665 00:27:54,233 --> 00:27:56,133 JUST ANSWER A FEW MORE QUESTIONS. 666 00:27:56,167 --> 00:27:57,600 NOW? WELL, I-I'M SORRY. 667 00:27:57,633 --> 00:27:59,800 MY -- MY DAUGHTER AND I WERE GOING TO GO SEE A MOVIE TONIGHT. 668 00:27:59,833 --> 00:28:01,633 MOM... 669 00:28:01,667 --> 00:28:04,167 WE CAN DO IT ANOTHER NIGHT. I'LL BE FINE. 670 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,067 UH... 671 00:28:06,067 --> 00:28:08,067 LET ME GET MY PURSE. GREAT. 672 00:28:08,067 --> 00:28:09,100 ARE YOU SURE? 673 00:28:09,133 --> 00:28:10,067 YEAH. 674 00:28:10,100 --> 00:28:11,600 WELL, I'M SURE I WON'T BE LATE. 675 00:28:11,633 --> 00:28:12,567 OKAY. BYE. 676 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:13,567 BYE. 677 00:28:24,367 --> 00:28:26,200 AHEM. 678 00:28:26,233 --> 00:28:28,100 YOU SAID THAT MIKE CAME TO YOUR HOUSE 679 00:28:28,133 --> 00:28:31,267 AROUND 10:00 P.M. ON THE NIGHT OF THE 7th. 680 00:28:31,300 --> 00:28:32,200 UM... 681 00:28:32,233 --> 00:28:34,667 AM I SUPPOSED TO TALK INTO THE CAMERA OR... 682 00:28:34,700 --> 00:28:36,233 NO, NO. JUST -- JUST TALK TO ME. 683 00:28:36,267 --> 00:28:39,433 OKAY. UH, YES. 684 00:28:39,467 --> 00:28:41,100 HE CAME OVER AROUND 10:00. 685 00:28:41,133 --> 00:28:45,300 DO YOU KNOW OF ANY TENSION BETWEEN MIKE AND MARTHA HUBER? 686 00:28:45,333 --> 00:28:46,733 NO. 687 00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:49,067 WERE YOU AWARE THAT MIKE WAS SHOT RECENTLY? 688 00:28:49,100 --> 00:28:51,100 YES. 689 00:28:51,133 --> 00:28:52,367 ON VALENTINE'S DAY. 690 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,500 AND DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT CAME ABOUT? 691 00:28:54,533 --> 00:28:57,233 HE DROPPED HIS GUN CLEANING IT. 692 00:28:57,267 --> 00:28:58,567 MS. MAYER, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, 693 00:28:58,600 --> 00:28:59,700 I'VE BEEN WORKING AROUND GUNS FOR YEARS. 694 00:28:59,733 --> 00:29:02,533 I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE DISCHARGE WHEN IT HITS THE GROUND. 695 00:29:02,567 --> 00:29:04,467 SOMEONE HAS TO PULL THE TRIGGER. 696 00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:07,367 WELL, I WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 697 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,367 WERE YOU AWARE THERE WAS A HOME INVASION 698 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,167 THREE BLOCKS FROM YOU ON PINE AVENUE 699 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,833 DAY BEFORE VALENTINE'S? NO. 700 00:29:12,867 --> 00:29:15,067 THE INTRUDER WAS SHOT IN THE STOMACH. 701 00:29:15,067 --> 00:29:16,367 WHERE WAS MIKE'S WOUND? 702 00:29:18,667 --> 00:29:20,233 THE STOMACH. 703 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,667 DO YOU LOVE HIM? 704 00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:31,700 WHAT? 705 00:29:31,733 --> 00:29:33,467 WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH -- 706 00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:35,400 IT'S JUST THAT SOMETIMES PEOPLE DO STUPID THINGS 707 00:29:35,433 --> 00:29:37,333 WHEN THEY'RE IN LOVE. 708 00:29:37,367 --> 00:29:39,500 I SHOULD KNOW. I'VE BEEN MARRIED FOUR TIMES. 709 00:29:41,833 --> 00:29:43,600 TELL ME THE TRUTH. 710 00:29:43,633 --> 00:29:45,633 HE WASN'T WITH YOU THAT NIGHT, WAS HE? 711 00:29:45,667 --> 00:29:47,200 HE ASKED YOU TO LIE FOR HIM, DIDN'T HE? 712 00:29:47,233 --> 00:29:49,367 NO, HE DIDN'T. HE WAS WITH ME, 713 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,367 AND MIKE WOULDN'T KILL ANYBODY. I'M SURE OF THAT. 714 00:30:03,733 --> 00:30:05,100 MIKE DELFINO -- 715 00:30:05,133 --> 00:30:07,633 CONVICTED 1987, 716 00:30:07,667 --> 00:30:10,067 DID 5 1/2 YEARS FOR DRUG TRAFFICKING 717 00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:11,500 AND MANSLAUGHTER. 718 00:30:22,867 --> 00:30:26,167 YOU WANT A COFFEE? I'M GOING TO GO FOR COFFEE. 719 00:30:37,333 --> 00:30:41,367 SO IS SHE COVERING FOR HER GUY? 720 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:45,033 NAH, SHE'S JUST A SUCKER. 721 00:30:55,567 --> 00:30:56,833 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ] 722 00:30:56,867 --> 00:30:59,133 I GUESS NO ONE'S IN THE POOL YET. 723 00:30:59,167 --> 00:31:00,533 ARE YOU GOING TO SWIM? 724 00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:03,300 PLEASE. I JUST SPENT, LIKE, AN HOUR BLOWING OUT MY HAIR. 725 00:31:04,667 --> 00:31:07,500 GOOD LUCK, MAN. 726 00:31:07,533 --> 00:31:11,067 I'LL -- I'LL SEE YOU LATER, OKAY? 727 00:31:11,067 --> 00:31:13,133 OKAY. 728 00:31:13,167 --> 00:31:15,067 HEY. 729 00:31:17,067 --> 00:31:19,700 UH, HEY, I'VE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 730 00:31:19,733 --> 00:31:21,633 WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE AND TALK? 731 00:31:21,667 --> 00:31:25,067 YEAH. WE SHOULD TALK. 732 00:31:25,067 --> 00:31:26,300 HI. YOU MADE IT. 733 00:31:26,333 --> 00:31:27,833 ANDREW'S HERE. I DIDN'T THINK HE'D COME. 734 00:31:27,867 --> 00:31:29,433 YEAH, HE BROUGHT A LOT OF FRIENDS. 735 00:31:29,467 --> 00:31:31,267 THEY'RE ACTING LIKE TOTAL JERKS. 736 00:31:31,300 --> 00:31:32,467 ALERT THE MEDIA. 737 00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:34,433 BUT I DON'T CARE. YOU'RE HERE NOW. 738 00:31:34,467 --> 00:31:36,067 THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT. 739 00:31:39,133 --> 00:31:42,300 COME ON, MAN. LET'S GO. 740 00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:43,467 DANIELLE. 741 00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:44,733 DON'T TOUCH ME! 742 00:31:44,767 --> 00:31:46,400 Boy: HOPE YOU CAN SWIM. 743 00:31:48,833 --> 00:31:51,267 HEY -- WHOA -- AAH! 744 00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:52,367 CAN YOU POSSIBLY TAKE IT EASY? 745 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:55,133 IT'S COOL, MAN. LOOK -- IT FLOATS. 746 00:31:55,167 --> 00:31:57,500 ALL RIGHT? RELAX. IT'S A PARTY. 747 00:31:57,533 --> 00:31:59,767 YOU'RE THE MAIN PARTY ANIMAL, RIGHT? 748 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:01,100 AM I RIGHT? 749 00:32:01,133 --> 00:32:03,367 I GUESS. 750 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,067 ALL RIGHT. WELL, THEN ACT LIKE IT. 751 00:32:05,067 --> 00:32:06,500 COME ON. GIVE ME A HOWL. 752 00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:11,100 COME ON, YOU'RE THE HOST. REVEL IN IT. 753 00:32:11,133 --> 00:32:12,333 GIVE ME A HOWL. 754 00:32:12,367 --> 00:32:16,433 [ HOWLS ] 755 00:32:16,467 --> 00:32:19,267 WHOO! 756 00:32:19,300 --> 00:32:21,833 [ LAUGHING ] 757 00:32:21,867 --> 00:32:23,367 HA HA HA. 758 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,333 THERE YOU GO. 759 00:32:27,300 --> 00:32:28,500 YOU OKAY? 760 00:32:28,533 --> 00:32:29,700 WHAT DO I CARE? 761 00:32:29,733 --> 00:32:31,067 HE'S NOTHING. 762 00:32:31,100 --> 00:32:34,300 I COULD TAKE CARE OF HIM IF I WANTED TO. 763 00:32:34,333 --> 00:32:35,567 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 764 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:38,600 I KNOW WHERE MY MOM KEPT HER GUN. 765 00:32:48,833 --> 00:32:51,067 THAT'S NOT FUNNY, ZACH. 766 00:32:51,100 --> 00:32:54,400 WELL, IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, YEAH, IT KIND OF IS. 767 00:32:59,633 --> 00:33:01,400 JULIE. 768 00:33:01,433 --> 00:33:05,233 [ DANIELLE SOBBING ] 769 00:33:05,267 --> 00:33:07,333 HEY, DANIELLE. 770 00:33:07,367 --> 00:33:08,667 ARE YOU OKAY? 771 00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:11,067 I JUST WANT TO GO HOME. 772 00:33:11,100 --> 00:33:12,833 CAN WE GO? 773 00:33:12,867 --> 00:33:14,067 SURE. 774 00:33:17,133 --> 00:33:18,400 JULIE. 775 00:33:20,300 --> 00:33:21,667 I'M TAKING DANIELLE HOME. 776 00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:23,433 ARE YOU COMING BACK? 777 00:33:23,467 --> 00:33:25,533 I DON'T THINK SO. 778 00:33:30,467 --> 00:33:33,367 [ ANDREW HOWLING ] 779 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:47,400 OH. 780 00:33:47,433 --> 00:33:50,533 SO HOW WAS THE PTA MEETING? 781 00:33:50,567 --> 00:33:52,367 LONG. HA HA. 782 00:33:56,633 --> 00:33:58,733 SO PETERSON CALLED ME INTO HIS OFFICE TODAY. 783 00:33:58,767 --> 00:34:01,067 REALLY? 784 00:34:01,067 --> 00:34:02,600 YEAH, HE, UH... 785 00:34:02,633 --> 00:34:05,067 HE CHANGED HIS MIND. HE'S GOING TO... 786 00:34:05,067 --> 00:34:07,067 HOLD THAT PROMOTION FOR DUGGAN. 787 00:34:07,067 --> 00:34:08,167 OH. 788 00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,200 YEAH, IT'S -- IT'S -- IT'S FINE. 789 00:34:10,233 --> 00:34:11,667 YOU KNOW, I'M GLAD, REALLY. 790 00:34:11,700 --> 00:34:13,500 I DIDN'T WANT TO WORK ALL THOSE LONG HOURS, 791 00:34:13,533 --> 00:34:15,267 AND YOU KNOW HOW I HATE FLYING. 792 00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:17,333 IT JUST DOES, YOU KNOW, HORRIBLE THINGS TO MY BACK, 793 00:34:17,367 --> 00:34:19,267 AND, GOD, WITH ALL THAT EXTRA STRESS, 794 00:34:19,300 --> 00:34:22,500 I WOULD HAVE ENDED UP EXACTLY LIKE TIM DUGGAN 795 00:34:22,533 --> 00:34:25,800 10 YEARS FROM NOW, SO... 796 00:34:25,833 --> 00:34:29,667 YEAH, OF COURSE. 797 00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:32,667 SO IT'S -- IT'S OVER. 798 00:34:32,700 --> 00:34:34,667 LOOK, YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE VICE PRESIDENT 799 00:34:34,700 --> 00:34:36,133 ONE OF THESE DAYS. 800 00:34:36,167 --> 00:34:38,800 YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S OKAY, HONEST. 801 00:34:38,833 --> 00:34:41,133 I AM, UH... 802 00:34:41,167 --> 00:34:44,067 I'M REALLY GLAD THAT IT WORKED OUT THIS WAY. 803 00:34:53,233 --> 00:34:54,600 OKAY. 804 00:35:05,767 --> 00:35:06,800 OH, GOD, YOU SCARED ME. 805 00:35:06,833 --> 00:35:09,067 HOW'D IT GO? 806 00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:13,667 WENT JUST PEACHY. 807 00:35:13,700 --> 00:35:16,367 AND HUMILIATING AND SHOCKING. 808 00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,200 SUSAN -- 809 00:35:18,233 --> 00:35:19,133 HOW COULD YOU? 810 00:35:19,167 --> 00:35:21,167 GOD -- "SUSAN, DO YOU TRUST ME?" 811 00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:24,067 "YES, OF COURSE I DO." OH, I'M SUCH AN IDIOT. 812 00:35:24,100 --> 00:35:25,700 AND YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR. 813 00:35:25,733 --> 00:35:28,400 OH, AND APPARENTLY, A KILLER AND A DRUG DEALER. 814 00:35:28,433 --> 00:35:31,467 THAT'S JUST QUITE A PERSONAL AD YOU'VE GOT GOING THERE. 815 00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:32,733 SUSAN, I CAME TO WISTERIA LANE -- 816 00:35:32,767 --> 00:35:36,467 STOP! STOP, MIKE! JUST STOP. 817 00:35:36,500 --> 00:35:39,233 IF YOU KEEP TALKING, 818 00:35:39,267 --> 00:35:43,133 YOU'RE GOING TO WORK YOUR WAY INTO MY HEART, 819 00:35:43,167 --> 00:35:45,100 AND I JUST DON'T WANT YOU 820 00:35:45,133 --> 00:35:48,300 ANYWHERE NEAR MY HEART... 821 00:35:48,333 --> 00:35:50,267 EVER. 822 00:35:56,700 --> 00:36:00,433 JULIE? 823 00:36:00,467 --> 00:36:04,233 MOMMY NEEDS A HUG. 824 00:36:04,267 --> 00:36:05,667 JULIE? 825 00:36:24,367 --> 00:36:26,467 IS JULIE IN THERE? JULIE MAYER? 826 00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:29,633 I DON'T KNOW. IT'S PRETTY DEAD IN THERE. 827 00:36:37,067 --> 00:36:38,800 JULIE ALEXANDRA MAYER! 828 00:36:40,567 --> 00:36:44,133 OH, JULIE, ZACH, THIS IS RIDICULOUS! 829 00:36:44,167 --> 00:36:46,700 YOU CAN'T HOLD YOUR BREATH FOREVER! 830 00:36:51,133 --> 00:36:52,333 OH! 831 00:36:52,367 --> 00:36:54,067 OH, YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST STAY UNDER THERE 832 00:36:54,067 --> 00:36:55,333 AND NEVER COME UP FOR AIR, 'CAUSE WHEN YOU DO, 833 00:36:55,367 --> 00:36:57,233 I'M GOING TO CHOKE THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF YOU! 834 00:36:58,767 --> 00:36:59,767 OH. 835 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,600 UM... 836 00:37:02,633 --> 00:37:04,267 IS MY DAUGHTER UNDER THERE? 837 00:37:09,667 --> 00:37:12,267 OH. 838 00:37:12,300 --> 00:37:14,600 I'M NOT -- I'M NOT GAY. 839 00:37:14,633 --> 00:37:15,667 OH. 840 00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:17,200 I -- OKAY. 841 00:37:17,233 --> 00:37:18,333 I'M -- I'M SORRY. 842 00:37:18,367 --> 00:37:19,767 UH... 843 00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:20,733 I'LL JUST -- 844 00:37:20,767 --> 00:37:23,233 I'M JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE RIGHT THERE. 845 00:37:23,267 --> 00:37:25,600 OH! I'M FINE. 846 00:37:25,633 --> 00:37:27,433 IT'S GOOD. YOU JUST -- YOU KNOW -- 847 00:37:27,467 --> 00:37:29,367 WHOO! UH... 848 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:30,400 HA HA. 849 00:37:30,433 --> 00:37:33,367 DID -- DID YOU SEE -- NO. GOODBYE. 850 00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:40,200 SELL THE HOUSE. ARE YOU CRAZY? 851 00:37:40,233 --> 00:37:41,733 CARLOS, WE CAN'T AFFORD TO LIVE HERE ANYMORE. 852 00:37:41,767 --> 00:37:43,500 BUT IF OUR LAWYER GETS THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT 853 00:37:43,533 --> 00:37:45,533 TO UNFREEZE THE BANK ACCOUNTS, THEN -- 854 00:37:45,567 --> 00:37:48,367 THEN WHAT? HUH? FINISH THE SENTENCE, CARLOS. 855 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,533 WE HAVE TONS OF LEGAL BILLS, YOU'VE LOST ALL YOUR CLIENTS, 856 00:37:50,567 --> 00:37:53,200 AND EVEN WITH OUR SAVINGS, WE'RE SCREWED. 857 00:37:53,233 --> 00:37:54,300 BUT -- 858 00:37:56,867 --> 00:37:58,433 IT'S OUR HOUSE. 859 00:37:58,467 --> 00:38:00,067 HONEY, I KNOW. 860 00:38:00,067 --> 00:38:02,433 I LOVE THIS PLACE, TOO. 861 00:38:02,467 --> 00:38:05,067 I JUST -- I THINK IT'S TIME FOR US TO FACE THE MUSIC. 862 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,200 [ SIGHS ] 863 00:38:24,767 --> 00:38:29,633 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE POOR AT THIS STAGE OF MY LIFE. 864 00:38:29,667 --> 00:38:31,733 YOU KNOW, CARLOS, 865 00:38:31,767 --> 00:38:35,733 I'VE BEEN BROKE A LOT OF TIMES IN MY LIFE, 866 00:38:35,767 --> 00:38:38,267 BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN POOR, 867 00:38:38,300 --> 00:38:40,300 BECAUSE POOR IS JUST A STATE OF MIND. 868 00:38:40,333 --> 00:38:42,300 AND RIGHT NOW, 869 00:38:42,333 --> 00:38:44,300 YOU AND I ARE JUST... 870 00:38:44,333 --> 00:38:45,800 WITHOUT FUNDS? 871 00:38:45,833 --> 00:38:48,667 EXACTLY. 872 00:38:51,533 --> 00:38:55,367 [ Sighs ] I GUESS WE COULD GET AN APARTMENT, 873 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,633 START OVER. 874 00:38:57,667 --> 00:38:59,533 WHO KNOWS? 875 00:38:59,567 --> 00:39:01,733 IT MIGHT EVEN BE FUN. 876 00:39:04,067 --> 00:39:06,833 AND ONCE WE'RE BACK ON OUR FEET... 877 00:39:06,867 --> 00:39:10,067 WE'LL GET A HOUSE AS BIG AS THIS ONE. 878 00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:12,700 BIGGER. 879 00:39:12,733 --> 00:39:14,567 HA HA. 880 00:39:26,733 --> 00:39:29,100 SO I GET MY WIFE THIS DOG FOR HER BIRTHDAY. 881 00:39:29,133 --> 00:39:30,400 A STRAY FROM THE POUND. 882 00:39:30,433 --> 00:39:32,300 CHEAPEST GIFT I'VE EVER GOTTEN HER, 883 00:39:32,333 --> 00:39:34,133 AND SHE LOVES IT, SO I'M A GENIUS, RIGHT? 884 00:39:34,167 --> 00:39:36,700 THEN I FIND OUT IT'S GOT THIS WEIRD BLOOD DISEASE. 885 00:39:36,733 --> 00:39:39,233 NOW I'M LAYING OUT $600 A MONTH FOR DOGGIE MEDICINE 886 00:39:39,267 --> 00:39:41,567 FOR THIS MUTT, AND I'M A GENIUS, RIGHT? 887 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,767 AW, DON'T BE CYNICAL. YOU DID SOMETHING NICE, 888 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:46,267 MADE YOUR WIFE HAPPY. 889 00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:48,200 NOW... 890 00:39:48,233 --> 00:39:51,067 LET'S TALK ABOUT WHAT'S GOING TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. 891 00:39:57,367 --> 00:40:00,500 Mary Alice: YES, EACH NEW DAY IN SUBURBIA 892 00:40:00,533 --> 00:40:03,467 BRINGS WITH IT A NEW SET OF LIES. 893 00:40:03,500 --> 00:40:06,333 THE WORST ARE THE ONES WE TELL OURSELVES 894 00:40:06,367 --> 00:40:08,700 BEFORE WE FALL ASLEEP. 895 00:40:08,733 --> 00:40:11,133 WE WHISPER THEM IN THE DARK, 896 00:40:11,167 --> 00:40:13,167 TELLING OURSELVES... 897 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,467 WE'RE HAPPY. 898 00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:17,333 OR... 899 00:40:17,367 --> 00:40:22,300 THAT HE'S HAPPY. 900 00:40:22,333 --> 00:40:27,467 THAT WE CAN CHANGE. 901 00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:31,267 OR THAT HE WILL CHANGE HIS MIND. 902 00:40:35,233 --> 00:40:39,767 WE PERSUADE OURSELVES WE CAN LIVE WITH OUR SINS... 903 00:40:47,467 --> 00:40:52,433 OR THAT WE CAN LIVE WITHOUT HIM. 904 00:40:52,467 --> 00:40:56,200 YES, EACH NIGHT BEFORE WE FALL ASLEEP, 905 00:40:56,233 --> 00:40:58,133 WE LIE TO OURSELVES 906 00:40:58,167 --> 00:41:00,467 IN THE DESPERATE, DESPERATE HOPE 907 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:05,567 THAT COME MORNING, IT WILL ALL BE TRUE.