1 00:00:11,967 --> 00:00:14,100 PREVIOUSLY ON "DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES"... 2 00:00:14,133 --> 00:00:16,500 HI, MAISY. 3 00:00:16,533 --> 00:00:18,300 ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH MY HUSBAND? 4 00:00:18,333 --> 00:00:19,400 MISTRESSES WERE CONFRONTED... 5 00:00:19,433 --> 00:00:21,267 VERY GOOD TO BE BACK. WHAT'S THAT? 6 00:00:21,300 --> 00:00:22,833 I'M ON HOUSE ARREST. IT'S A CONDITION OF MY BAIL. 7 00:00:22,867 --> 00:00:25,533 HOW ARE YOU GOING TO WORK? I CAN'T. I CAN'T DO ANYTHING. 8 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:27,600 THE TABLES WERE TURNED... 9 00:00:27,633 --> 00:00:29,133 GOOD LORD, THAT'S ANGELA. 10 00:00:29,167 --> 00:00:31,133 AND SECRETS FROM THE PAST... 11 00:00:31,167 --> 00:00:33,133 I'M AFRAID YOU'RE MISTAKEN. MY WIFE'S NAME WAS MARY ALICE. 12 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:34,033 CAUGHT UP WITH EVERYONE. 13 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:35,400 I'M SUCH AN IDIOT. AND YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR. 14 00:00:35,433 --> 00:00:37,800 OH, AND APPARENTLY, A KILLER. 15 00:00:42,333 --> 00:00:44,700 Mary Alice: THROUGHOUT EVEN THE MOST RESPECTABLE 16 00:00:44,733 --> 00:00:48,433 OF NEIGHBORHOODS, YOU CAN HEAR THE SOUND OF SCANDAL. 17 00:00:52,467 --> 00:00:56,500 SOME SCANDALS ANNOUNCE THEMSELVES WITH A SHOUT... 18 00:00:56,533 --> 00:00:57,667 IDA! 19 00:00:57,700 --> 00:01:01,333 IDA GREENBERG, THAT IS NOT YOUR PAPER! 20 00:01:01,367 --> 00:01:03,500 SOME WITH A WHISPER... 21 00:01:03,533 --> 00:01:05,067 THROW ME A $20, 22 00:01:05,067 --> 00:01:06,800 AND I'LL HOOK YOU UP WITH FREE PORN. 23 00:01:09,333 --> 00:01:11,133 AND SOME WITH A BANG. 24 00:01:11,167 --> 00:01:14,567 GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN! 25 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:16,600 AND ONCE IN A GREAT WHILE, 26 00:01:16,633 --> 00:01:19,467 THERE COMES A SCANDAL SO DELICIOUSLY SORDID, 27 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:22,667 ITS ROAR DROWNS OUT ALL OTHER NOISE. 28 00:01:22,700 --> 00:01:24,200 SO YOUR HUSBAND -- 29 00:01:24,233 --> 00:01:25,600 DOES HE HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY MEN 30 00:01:25,633 --> 00:01:27,400 PAY FOR THE PRIVILEGE OF SLEEPING IN THIS BED? 31 00:01:27,433 --> 00:01:29,567 THERE'S NOT A LOT OF SLEEPING GOING ON -- 32 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,767 NOT IF I'M DOING MY JOB RIGHT. 33 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:32,567 HA HA HA. 34 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:35,233 SO HOW DO YOU WANT TO GET STARTED? 35 00:01:35,267 --> 00:01:37,833 WITH THESE. 36 00:01:37,867 --> 00:01:39,433 WELL... 37 00:01:39,467 --> 00:01:41,433 THAT'S GOING TO COST YOU EXTRA. 38 00:01:41,467 --> 00:01:43,667 MAISY GIBBONS, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR SOLICITATION. 39 00:01:43,700 --> 00:01:46,167 WHAT? 40 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:47,633 PLEASE TURN AND PLACE YOUR HANDS ON THE BED. 41 00:01:47,667 --> 00:01:50,200 I'M SORRY. I'M -- I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE NOW. 42 00:01:50,233 --> 00:01:52,067 HEY! 43 00:01:52,067 --> 00:01:54,067 AAH! YOU GET OFF ME! 44 00:01:54,067 --> 00:01:55,267 THIS IS ENTRAPMENT. 45 00:01:55,300 --> 00:01:56,167 RIGHT. 46 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,367 YOU ALL ARE MAKING A GIGANTIC MISTAKE. 47 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,667 YEAH, YEAH. HEY, FELLAS, HERE'S ONE FOR YOUR MEMOIRS. 48 00:02:00,700 --> 00:02:02,600 HEY! HEY! 49 00:02:03,733 --> 00:02:05,100 AAH! 50 00:02:05,133 --> 00:02:06,500 COME ON. NO! 51 00:02:06,533 --> 00:02:08,567 NO, DON'T YOU TOUCH ME! 52 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:10,633 WOULD YOU -- GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! 53 00:02:10,667 --> 00:02:12,133 TAKE IT EASY, MRS. GIBBONS. 54 00:02:12,167 --> 00:02:15,067 YES, THE SCANDALOUS ARREST OF MAISY GIBBONS 55 00:02:15,067 --> 00:02:18,433 WOULD SOON PROVE TO BE THE SHOT HEARD 'ROUND THE WORLD. 56 00:02:58,267 --> 00:02:59,433 Man: TAKE IT EASY, MA'AM. 57 00:02:59,467 --> 00:03:01,167 Maisy: DON'T YOU PUT ME IN HERE! 58 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:04,733 Mary Alice: IT IS OFTEN SAID THAT GOOD NEWS TRAVELS FAST, 59 00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:06,633 BUT AS EVERY HOUSEWIFE KNOWS, 60 00:03:06,667 --> 00:03:08,800 BAD NEWS MOVES QUITE A BIT FASTER. 61 00:03:08,833 --> 00:03:10,533 TISH? HEY. 62 00:03:10,567 --> 00:03:13,133 YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS. 63 00:03:13,167 --> 00:03:14,667 MAISY GIBBONS WAS ARRESTED. 64 00:03:14,700 --> 00:03:15,633 YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS. 65 00:03:15,667 --> 00:03:17,200 HEY, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT MAISY? 66 00:03:17,233 --> 00:03:19,233 I LET MY SON SPEND THE NIGHT AT HER HOUSE JUST LAST WEEK. 67 00:03:19,267 --> 00:03:20,667 [ ALL TALKING AT ONCE ] 68 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,533 [ Gasps ] MAISY GIBBONS RUNNING IN HANDCUFFS -- 69 00:03:22,567 --> 00:03:24,467 I'D HAVE KILLED TO SEE THAT. 70 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:27,100 STAY PUT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 71 00:03:27,133 --> 00:03:28,833 Mr. Lenz: LADIES, PLEASE CALM DOWN, MA'AM. 72 00:03:28,867 --> 00:03:31,100 THIS IS JUST A PRECAUTION. 73 00:03:31,133 --> 00:03:33,100 IF YOU'LL JUST TAKE A FLYER... 74 00:03:33,133 --> 00:03:34,067 HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S GOING ON? 75 00:03:34,067 --> 00:03:36,467 OH, THERE'S BEEN AN OUTBREAK OF HEAD LICE. 76 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:38,267 HEAD LICE. 77 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:40,300 THESE FLYERS DETAIL ALL THE IMPORTANT INFORMATION 78 00:03:40,333 --> 00:03:41,600 CONCERNING THE SITUATION, 79 00:03:41,633 --> 00:03:44,367 INCLUDING THE RECOMMENDED DELOUSING COMBS. 80 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:47,067 DELOUSING? DO THEY HAVE TO MAKE IT SOUND SO DISGUSTING? 81 00:03:47,067 --> 00:03:48,767 DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHERE IT STARTED? 82 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:50,700 I'M SORRY. THAT'S CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION. 83 00:03:50,733 --> 00:03:52,633 BARCLIFF MAINTAINS A STRICT NO-BLAME POLICY. 84 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:54,600 HEY, GUYS, OVER HERE. 85 00:03:54,633 --> 00:03:56,200 I THINK PARENTS HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW 86 00:03:56,233 --> 00:03:58,400 WHO BROUGHT THIS INTO OUR SCHOOL. 87 00:03:58,433 --> 00:04:00,533 PLEASE CALM DOWN, MA'AM. 88 00:04:00,567 --> 00:04:02,367 OUR POSITION IS THAT THERE'S NOTHING TO BE GAINED 89 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,467 BY POINTING FINGERS. 90 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:06,367 TO IDENTIFY THE CHILD WHO INITIATED THE OUTBREAK 91 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:11,200 MIGHT RESULT IN HIM OR HER BEING SUBJECTED TO RIDICULE. 92 00:04:11,233 --> 00:04:13,800 I, UM, EXCUSE ME. 93 00:04:13,833 --> 00:04:15,733 IF YOU'LL JUST TAKE A FLYER... STOP SCRATCHING. 94 00:04:15,767 --> 00:04:17,800 STOP SCRATCHING. NOW, NOW, STOP IT. 95 00:04:17,833 --> 00:04:20,133 GUYS, LET'S GO, OKAY? 96 00:04:20,167 --> 00:04:22,433 STOP SCRATCHING. I MEAN IT. STOP, STOP. 97 00:04:22,467 --> 00:04:23,733 HEY. SEE YOU LATER. 98 00:04:23,767 --> 00:04:25,333 BYE. 99 00:04:25,367 --> 00:04:28,200 GLUED INTO THE HAIR SHAFT, AND CAN ONLY BE REMOVED... 100 00:04:28,233 --> 00:04:31,100 [ GABRIELLE HUMMING ] 101 00:04:39,767 --> 00:04:42,067 WHAT THE HELL? 102 00:04:43,767 --> 00:04:45,367 GABRIELLE! 103 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:46,333 Gabrielle: WHAT? 104 00:04:46,367 --> 00:04:48,567 HEY, GABRIELLE, I THINK WE GOT A PROBLEM HERE! 105 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:50,733 I CAN'T HEAR YOU! 106 00:04:50,767 --> 00:04:52,300 I SAID, I THINK WE GOT A PROBLEM! 107 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:54,067 THE WATER'S BACKING UP HERE! 108 00:04:54,100 --> 00:04:55,167 WHAT? 109 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:56,833 IS THAT SEWAGE? 110 00:04:56,867 --> 00:04:58,700 AAH! 111 00:04:58,733 --> 00:05:01,667 YEAH, THAT'S SEWAGE. 112 00:05:01,700 --> 00:05:03,500 SO, UH, MIKE, 113 00:05:03,533 --> 00:05:04,700 THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING US. 114 00:05:04,733 --> 00:05:07,067 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL US THE BAD NEWS? 115 00:05:07,067 --> 00:05:09,267 WELL, YOUR OUTTAKE PIPE'S COMPLETELY CORRODED. 116 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:11,533 THAT'S WHY IT COLLAPSED. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO 117 00:05:11,567 --> 00:05:13,467 TEAR IT OUT AND REPIPE THE WHOLE SYSTEM. 118 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:15,333 AND HOW MUCH IS THIS GOING TO COST? 119 00:05:15,367 --> 00:05:17,333 I'LL DO THE JOB FOR YOU AT COST, 120 00:05:17,367 --> 00:05:19,800 BUT YOU'RE STILL LOOKING AT 6, 7 GRAND, MINIMUM. 121 00:05:19,833 --> 00:05:21,133 AHEM. 122 00:05:21,167 --> 00:05:23,333 OKAY, WELL, WE'LL LET YOU KNOW. 123 00:05:23,367 --> 00:05:26,067 LOOK, UM... 124 00:05:26,067 --> 00:05:27,800 IF MONEY'S AN ISSUE... 125 00:05:27,833 --> 00:05:29,533 OH, NO, NO, NO, IT'S NOT THE MONEY. 126 00:05:29,567 --> 00:05:30,633 IT'S JUST, UH, 127 00:05:30,667 --> 00:05:32,633 CARLOS AND I ARE TRYING TO PRIORITIZE 128 00:05:32,667 --> 00:05:34,633 SOME LITTLE THINGS WE NEED TO DO AROUND THE HOUSE. 129 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:36,233 ALL RIGHT. AND, UH, YOU DON'T CONSIDER 130 00:05:36,267 --> 00:05:37,667 SEWAGE BACKING UP IN THE HOUSE A PRIORITY? 131 00:05:37,700 --> 00:05:39,067 HA HA. 132 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:42,067 IT'S DEFINITELY ON THE SHORT LIST. 133 00:05:45,067 --> 00:05:47,633 I'M KIND OF SURPRISED YOU CALLED ME. 134 00:05:47,667 --> 00:05:49,600 WHY? 135 00:05:49,633 --> 00:05:51,667 WELL, UM, EVER SINCE MY ARREST, NOBODY AROUND HERE 136 00:05:51,700 --> 00:05:53,667 SEEMS TO WANT TO HAVE MUCH TO DO WITH ME. 137 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:55,067 HA HA. 138 00:05:55,100 --> 00:05:58,167 INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY, MY MAN. 139 00:05:58,200 --> 00:05:59,667 HA HA. 140 00:06:01,367 --> 00:06:03,767 HOPE HE'S MORE INNOCENT THAN YOU ARE. 141 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,767 Lynette: HEY, IT'S LYNETTE. 142 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,667 I KNOW YOU'RE DOWN ABOUT THIS MIKE THING, 143 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:10,200 BUT YOU GOT TO COME TO POKER. IT'LL BE WORTH IT. 144 00:06:10,233 --> 00:06:12,100 I GOT DIRT ON MAISY GIBBONS. 145 00:06:12,133 --> 00:06:13,500 [ BEEP ] 146 00:06:13,533 --> 00:06:15,767 Mike: HEY, SUSAN, IT'S ME. 147 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:19,300 LOOK, I REALLY WISH YOU'D RETURN MY CALLS. 148 00:06:19,333 --> 00:06:22,167 WE NEED TO TALK. I KNOW I MESSED THINGS -- 149 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:25,067 YOU OKAY? 150 00:06:25,067 --> 00:06:26,267 HI. 151 00:06:26,300 --> 00:06:28,500 YOU KNOW, I CAN STAY HOME IF YOU WANT. 152 00:06:28,533 --> 00:06:29,767 NO, NO, NO. 153 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:30,900 NOW, I KNOW HOW MUCH 154 00:06:30,933 --> 00:06:32,733 YOU WERE LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS WEEKEND WITH YOUR DAD. 155 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:34,067 I'M FINE. 156 00:06:34,100 --> 00:06:35,533 YOU DON'T LOOK FINE. 157 00:06:35,567 --> 00:06:36,800 WELL... 158 00:06:36,833 --> 00:06:39,333 A LITTLE SAD. 159 00:06:39,367 --> 00:06:41,333 MIKE AND I WERE JUST A FLING. 160 00:06:41,367 --> 00:06:42,667 AND NOT EVEN A FULL FLING. 161 00:06:42,700 --> 00:06:45,200 SORT OF A BORDERLINE FLING. 162 00:06:45,233 --> 00:06:48,067 MOM, ANYONE CAN SEE HOW MUCH YOU LOVED HIM. 163 00:06:48,100 --> 00:06:49,800 WELL, I ALSO LOVED JUNK FOOD, AND I GAVE THAT UP, 164 00:06:49,833 --> 00:06:51,733 AND I SURVIVED. [ HORN HONKS ] 165 00:06:51,767 --> 00:06:53,800 THERE'S YOUR FATHER. GO HAVE FUN. 166 00:06:53,833 --> 00:06:55,700 [ SIGHS ] 167 00:06:55,733 --> 00:06:58,067 LAST CHANCE. YOU'RE SURE? 168 00:06:58,100 --> 00:06:59,767 I'M SURE. NOW GO. 169 00:07:07,667 --> 00:07:10,500 YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE ELSE, MOM... 170 00:07:10,533 --> 00:07:13,400 SOMEONE GREAT. 171 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,200 I KNOW IT. 172 00:07:24,767 --> 00:07:27,233 WHAT'S WRONG, REX? DIDN'T YOU ENJOY 173 00:07:27,267 --> 00:07:30,133 YOUR GOLF GAME WITH DR. WALLACE? 174 00:07:30,167 --> 00:07:31,233 I DIDN'T PLAY. 175 00:07:31,267 --> 00:07:33,100 I'M STILL FEELING SLUGGISH. 176 00:07:33,133 --> 00:07:35,500 STILL? DID YOU TALK TO HIM ABOUT THAT? 177 00:07:35,533 --> 00:07:37,067 YEAH, OF COURSE. HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND 178 00:07:37,067 --> 00:07:38,300 WHY THE MEDICATION ISN'T WORKING, 179 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:40,067 AND HE WANTS ME TO COME IN FOR A CHECKUP TOMORROW. 180 00:07:40,100 --> 00:07:41,333 [ WOMEN LAUGHING ] 181 00:07:41,367 --> 00:07:43,600 I CAN SEE THAT TISH IS MAKING THE ROUNDS. 182 00:07:43,633 --> 00:07:46,833 SHE MUST HAVE SOME JUICY NEW ANECDOTE. 183 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:49,633 YEAH, GET HER OVER HERE. I COULD USE A FUNNY STORY TODAY. 184 00:07:49,667 --> 00:07:51,067 TISH. 185 00:07:51,067 --> 00:07:53,267 TISH. 186 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:55,100 OH, I CAN TELL BY THAT LOOK ON YOUR FACE 187 00:07:55,133 --> 00:07:57,333 YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING GOOD. NOW, COME ON, DON'T BE SELFISH. 188 00:07:57,367 --> 00:07:59,200 WELL, FIRST OFF, 189 00:07:59,233 --> 00:08:01,333 YOU'RE NOT FRIENDS WITH MAISY GIBBONS, ARE YOU? 190 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:05,167 NO. 191 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:07,433 THANK GOD, BECAUSE THIS IS TOO GOOD. 192 00:08:07,467 --> 00:08:09,167 MAISY WAS ARRESTED. 193 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:11,700 WHILE HAROLD WAS AT WORK, SHE WAS HAVING SEX WITH MEN 194 00:08:11,733 --> 00:08:13,533 IN HER HOUSE FOR MONEY. 195 00:08:13,567 --> 00:08:15,267 CAN YOU IMAGINE? 196 00:08:17,700 --> 00:08:19,300 NO, I CAN'T. 197 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:20,800 AND THAT'S NOT EVEN THE BEST PART. 198 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,733 WORD IS SHE HAD A LITTLE BLACK BOOK 199 00:08:22,767 --> 00:08:24,167 WITH ALL HER CLIENTS' NAMES. 200 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:26,633 HA HA. 201 00:08:26,667 --> 00:08:28,267 SO, UH... 202 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:30,200 YOU THINK THAT'LL GET OUT? 203 00:08:30,233 --> 00:08:31,733 OF COURSE. THESE THINGS ALWAYS DO. 204 00:08:31,767 --> 00:08:34,367 NANCY, WAIT UP. I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL YOU THIS. 205 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:35,567 WAIT, WAIT. 206 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:39,667 WELL, YOU HEARD YOUR FUNNY STORY, REX. 207 00:08:39,700 --> 00:08:41,333 WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING? 208 00:08:41,367 --> 00:08:44,367 [ WOMEN LAUGH ] 209 00:08:51,133 --> 00:08:52,833 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 210 00:08:52,867 --> 00:08:55,833 I'LL GET IT. 211 00:08:55,867 --> 00:08:56,833 AAH, AAH, AAH. 212 00:08:56,867 --> 00:08:59,133 HELLO. 213 00:08:59,167 --> 00:09:00,633 HI, TAMI, YEAH. 214 00:09:00,667 --> 00:09:02,533 CAN WE SEE ONE OF THE BUGS? 215 00:09:02,567 --> 00:09:04,433 YEAH, HERE. SEE? 216 00:09:04,467 --> 00:09:06,433 IT'S THIS LITTLE WHITE THING. LOOK. 217 00:09:06,467 --> 00:09:08,367 IT LOOKS LIKE A -- AW, JEEZ. 218 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:09,533 IT LOOKS LIKE A SESAME SEED. 219 00:09:09,567 --> 00:09:10,600 THAT'S COOL. 220 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:13,067 YEAH, WELL, THERE'S LOTS MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM. 221 00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:16,067 NO, I'M -- I'M SO SORRY. HE MUST BE SO DISAPPOINTED. 222 00:09:16,100 --> 00:09:17,733 BUT, LOOK, WE'LL GET ALL THE BOYS TOGETHER 223 00:09:17,767 --> 00:09:20,067 ONCE TOPHER'S BACK ON HIS FEET. 224 00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:21,067 BYE. 225 00:09:21,067 --> 00:09:22,200 WHAT'D TAMI WANT? 226 00:09:22,233 --> 00:09:24,133 SHE'S CANCELING TOPHER'S BIRTHDAY PARTY 227 00:09:24,167 --> 00:09:26,500 ON SUNDAY. HE'S COME DOWN WITH THE MEASLES, SO... 228 00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:28,333 MEASLES, HUH? 229 00:09:28,367 --> 00:09:29,533 YEAH. 230 00:09:29,567 --> 00:09:31,300 WHAT? 231 00:09:31,333 --> 00:09:34,133 TAMI BRENNAN SPENT A FORTUNE ON TOPHER'S PARTY. 232 00:09:34,167 --> 00:09:36,100 SHE'D CALL IN SPECIALISTS FROM SWITZERLAND 233 00:09:36,133 --> 00:09:37,833 BEFORE SHE'D LET IT BE CANCELED. 234 00:09:37,867 --> 00:09:39,133 OKAY. 235 00:09:39,167 --> 00:09:40,833 WHY WOULD TAMI LIE TO US? 236 00:09:40,867 --> 00:09:43,733 BECAUSE SHE SAW PORTER SCRATCHING HIS HEAD AT SCHOOL. 237 00:09:43,767 --> 00:09:46,567 THEY ALL DID, AND NOW WORD'S GETTING AROUND. 238 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:47,633 WHY IS EVERYTHING A CONSPIRACY THEORY WITH YOU? 239 00:09:47,667 --> 00:09:50,433 LOTS OF KIDS GET LICE. THEY'RE NOT THAT BIG A DEAL. 240 00:09:50,467 --> 00:09:52,733 WELL, IT IS FOR THE RICH B-I-T-C-Hs AT BARCLIFF ACADEMY. 241 00:09:52,767 --> 00:09:53,700 LYNETTE. 242 00:09:53,733 --> 00:09:55,267 IT'S BEEN ONE DAY, 243 00:09:55,300 --> 00:09:57,200 AND THEY'VE BEEN DISINVITED TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY. 244 00:09:57,233 --> 00:09:58,367 IF RUMORS START FLYING, 245 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:02,533 THESE BOYS CAN KISS CAMPOUTS AND POOL PARTIES GOODBYE. 246 00:10:02,567 --> 00:10:04,100 UH-OH. 247 00:10:04,133 --> 00:10:06,100 YEAH, NOT SO COOL NOW, HUH? 248 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,267 IT'S ALL HERE. 249 00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:11,500 APPRAISAL, TITLE SEARCH, AND ESCROW DOCUMENTS. 250 00:10:11,533 --> 00:10:13,400 AGAIN, I'M SORRY ABOUT CHANGING MY MIND, 251 00:10:13,433 --> 00:10:15,400 BUT THIS JUST ISN'T REALLY A GOOD TIME TO SELL THE HOUSE. 252 00:10:15,433 --> 00:10:16,667 ZACH'S GOING THROUGH A LOT, 253 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,533 AND HE WANTS TO FINISH HIGH SCHOOL BEFORE MOVING. 254 00:10:18,567 --> 00:10:20,333 AH, FORGET IT. IT'S PART OF THE BUSINESS. 255 00:10:20,367 --> 00:10:22,133 I EXPECT TO GET SCREWED OVER. 256 00:10:22,167 --> 00:10:26,167 NOW, WHERE IS YOUR HOUSE KEY? 257 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:28,167 OH, I MUST HAVE LEFT IT AT HOME. 258 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:30,100 I'LL BRING IT BY TONIGHT. 259 00:10:30,133 --> 00:10:31,833 NO ONE WILL BE HERE. ZACH'S AWAY ON A SCHOOL TRIP, 260 00:10:31,867 --> 00:10:34,533 AND I'M GOING TO MOUNT PLEASANT ON BUSINESS TODAY. 261 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,167 JUST DROP IT BY TOMORROW. 262 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:39,267 OR I COULD JUST KEEP IT. 263 00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:40,467 WHAT? 264 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:41,433 IT'S A JOKE, PAUL. 265 00:10:41,467 --> 00:10:43,200 I KNOW YOUR WIFE'S DEAD AND ALL, 266 00:10:43,233 --> 00:10:45,133 BUT IT'S BEEN SIX MONTHS. LIGHTEN UP. 267 00:10:45,167 --> 00:10:46,533 Felicia: HELLO. 268 00:10:46,567 --> 00:10:48,767 FELICIA. 269 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:50,300 OH, HI, FELICIA. 270 00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:52,600 EDIE, I FOUND THIS IN MY SISTER'S THINGS. 271 00:10:52,633 --> 00:10:54,200 IT HAS YOUR NAME ON IT. 272 00:10:54,233 --> 00:10:56,800 [ Gasps ] MY NECKLACE. 273 00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:58,700 OH, YOU KNOW... 274 00:10:58,733 --> 00:11:00,800 I LENT THIS TO MARTHA THREE MONTHS AGO, 275 00:11:00,833 --> 00:11:03,700 AND SHE SAID THAT IT WENT DOWN THE DRAIN. 276 00:11:03,733 --> 00:11:07,600 OH, I MISS HOW WE USED TO STEAL THINGS FROM ONE ANOTHER. 277 00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:09,367 SO, FELICIA... 278 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:12,067 I HEARD THEY HAVE A SUSPECT IN YOUR SISTER'S MURDER. 279 00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:15,067 MIKE DELFINO. 280 00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:16,700 OH, HE DIDN'T KILL HER. 281 00:11:16,733 --> 00:11:18,167 BUT THEY FOUND HER JEWELRY IN HIS GARAGE. 282 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,567 BUT HIS FINGERPRINTS WEREN'T ON ANY OF IT. 283 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:20,767 WELL, THAT JUST MEANS HE WORE GLOVES. 284 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:23,433 SO HE'S SMART ENOUGH TO USE GLOVES, 285 00:11:23,467 --> 00:11:26,567 BUT HE LEAVES HER BLOOD-SPATTERED JEWELRY 286 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,633 LYING AROUND FOR ANYONE TO FIND? 287 00:11:28,667 --> 00:11:30,200 PLEASE. 288 00:11:30,233 --> 00:11:32,367 IS THAT WHAT YOU'D DO IF YOU KILLED SOMEONE? 289 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,067 I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOES THROUGH THE MIND OF A MURDERER. 290 00:11:35,067 --> 00:11:37,767 I'M JUST SAYING I WOULDN'T TRUST HIM IF I WERE YOU. 291 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:42,533 EDIE... 292 00:11:42,567 --> 00:11:44,200 THAT IS LOVELY. 293 00:11:44,233 --> 00:11:45,633 IS IT AN ANTIQUE? 294 00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:46,533 YEAH, I THINK SO. 295 00:11:46,567 --> 00:11:48,433 YOU KNOW, I KNOW A STORE YOU WOULD LOVE. 296 00:11:48,467 --> 00:11:50,633 IT SPECIALIZES IN ANTIQUE JEWELRY. 297 00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:52,133 IT'S IN SALT LAKE CITY. 298 00:11:52,167 --> 00:11:54,467 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO SALT LAKE CITY? 299 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:56,567 NO, I TRY TO STEER CLEAR OF UTAH. 300 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:59,333 IT'S A LITTLE TOO... CONSERVATIVE FOR ME. 301 00:11:59,367 --> 00:12:00,833 TOO BAD. 302 00:12:00,867 --> 00:12:02,600 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN, PAUL? 303 00:12:02,633 --> 00:12:04,533 NO. 304 00:12:04,567 --> 00:12:06,633 IT'S LOVELY. 305 00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:09,400 I USED TO LIVE THERE WHEN I WAS A NURSE. 306 00:12:10,833 --> 00:12:14,233 YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY GO SOMETIME. 307 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,733 HA HA. BYE. 308 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:22,667 Mary Alice: WITH NO INDOOR PLUMBING, 309 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,700 GABRIELLE WAS NOW FORCED TO IMPROVISE 310 00:12:24,733 --> 00:12:27,133 WHEN IT CAME TO HER PERSONAL HYGIENE 311 00:12:27,167 --> 00:12:31,367 WHEREVER AND WHENEVER SHE HAD THE OPPORTUNITY. 312 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:32,567 [ TOILET FLUSHING ] 313 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:33,600 AHEM. 314 00:12:33,633 --> 00:12:35,500 SORRY. 315 00:12:35,533 --> 00:12:37,567 Edie: THAT'S OKAY. 316 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,433 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GIVE A MAISY GIBBONS UPDATE. 317 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,567 GUYS, WE SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF OURSELVES 318 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,800 FOR REVELING IN THAT WOMAN'S MISERY. 319 00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:47,133 THAT BEING SAID, EDIE, PLEASE CONTINUE. 320 00:12:50,167 --> 00:12:53,167 WELL, I HEAR FROM A VERY RELIABLE SOURCE 321 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,733 THAT MAISY'S GOING TO CUT A DEAL WITH THE PROSECUTION. 322 00:12:55,767 --> 00:12:59,267 APPARENTLY, SHE HAS SOME HIGH-PROFILE JOHNS, 323 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:01,533 AND THE D.A.'s LOOKING FOR A SECOND TERM. 324 00:13:01,567 --> 00:13:03,100 I DON'T GET IT. 325 00:13:03,133 --> 00:13:05,767 I DON'T GET WHO WOULD PAY MAISY FOR SEX. 326 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:08,067 OBVIOUSLY, SOMEONE WHO'S NOT GETTING IT AT HOME. 327 00:13:08,067 --> 00:13:10,567 HA HA HA. 328 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,733 SO THE UPSHOT IS MAISY IS GOING TO TURN OVER 329 00:13:12,767 --> 00:13:15,700 HER LITTLE BLACK BOOK WITH ALL OF HER CLIENTS' NAMES. 330 00:13:15,733 --> 00:13:17,567 REALLY. 331 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,333 YEP. I MEAN, CAN YOU IMAGINE THE FALLOUT 332 00:13:19,367 --> 00:13:20,767 WHEN THIS GOES PUBLIC? 333 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:25,200 OOH, BLOOD ON THE WALLS. 334 00:13:25,233 --> 00:13:27,500 Gabrielle: I'M ALL IN. 335 00:13:27,533 --> 00:13:29,767 Lynette: I'LL CALL. 336 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:32,300 BREE? 337 00:13:35,633 --> 00:13:36,833 UH, WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 338 00:13:36,867 --> 00:13:38,467 THE STAKES WERE RAISED. 339 00:13:39,833 --> 00:13:43,633 YES, YES, THEY WERE. 340 00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:45,200 I FOLD. 341 00:13:45,233 --> 00:13:47,500 I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW LUCKY YOU WERE TODAY. 342 00:13:47,533 --> 00:13:49,333 LUCK HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 343 00:13:49,367 --> 00:13:50,433 I HAD CRAPPY CARDS. 344 00:13:50,467 --> 00:13:51,833 I WAS BLUFFING THE ENTIRE TIME. 345 00:13:51,867 --> 00:13:53,800 REALLY? WOW, YOU'RE GOOD. 346 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,833 OH, THAT'S THE ONLY NICE THING I COULD SAY 347 00:13:55,867 --> 00:13:57,667 ABOUT MY FIRST HUSBAND -- 348 00:13:57,700 --> 00:13:59,433 HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO BLUFF. 349 00:13:59,467 --> 00:14:00,700 HE PLAYED POKER? 350 00:14:00,733 --> 00:14:03,333 NO, HE WAS LOUSY IN BED. 351 00:14:03,367 --> 00:14:05,600 I HAD TO FAKE A LOT OF ORGASMS. 352 00:14:07,367 --> 00:14:10,133 HA HA. YOU DON'T HAVE TO RESPOND. 353 00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:12,567 THANK YOU. 354 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:13,833 SO, UH... 355 00:14:13,867 --> 00:14:16,067 WHERE WAS SUSAN TODAY? 356 00:14:16,067 --> 00:14:18,600 UH, I'M NOT SURE. 357 00:14:18,633 --> 00:14:22,067 WOW, TOM MUST BE GREAT IN BED. 358 00:14:22,067 --> 00:14:24,067 HUH? 359 00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:26,067 WELL, OBVIOUSLY, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO BLUFF. 360 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,433 OKAY. SHE'S GOING THROUGH SOMETHING, 361 00:14:30,467 --> 00:14:32,433 AND I'M SURE SHE'D PREFER IT TO BE PRIVATE. 362 00:14:32,467 --> 00:14:34,400 SHE'S UPSET WITH MIKE, ISN'T SHE? 363 00:14:34,433 --> 00:14:35,800 WELL, COME ON. 364 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:38,233 I'M GOING TO FIND OUT SOONER OR LATER. 365 00:14:38,267 --> 00:14:41,667 SHE'S DEVASTATED ABOUT THE BREAKUP, 366 00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:43,700 AND SHE HASN'T LEFT THE HOUSE IN DAYS. 367 00:14:43,733 --> 00:14:45,700 WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL ME THAT? 368 00:14:45,733 --> 00:14:48,433 BECAUSE IT'S PERSONAL. IT'S THE KIND OF THING 369 00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:50,433 SHE WOULD ONLY WANT ME TO TELL HER FRIENDS. 370 00:14:50,467 --> 00:14:52,367 I'M SUSAN'S FRIEND. 371 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:57,067 WELL, I DON'T HATE HER. 372 00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:59,067 EDIE, IF YOU WANT ME TO SHARE STUFF WITH YOU, 373 00:14:59,067 --> 00:15:00,300 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO START 374 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,733 BEING MORE SUPPORTIVE OF SUSAN. 375 00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:04,333 OKAY. HOW? 376 00:15:04,367 --> 00:15:06,567 WHAT DO FRIENDS DO? 377 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,733 THEY CALL, THEY'RE SYMPATHETIC, 378 00:15:08,767 --> 00:15:10,467 THEY ASK ABOUT THE PAIN 379 00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:12,567 THE OTHER PERSON IS GOING THROUGH, 380 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,300 AND THEN THEY LISTEN. 381 00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:16,367 WHAT IF YOU WANT TO BE SUPPORTIVE, 382 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:19,067 BUT YOU JUST CAN'T STAND LISTENING TO PEOPLE BITCH? 383 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:22,167 THEN IT'S GOOD TO KNOW HOW TO BLUFF. 384 00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:41,100 Man: CONGRATULATIONS. THANK YOU. 385 00:15:41,133 --> 00:15:42,300 All: CONGRATULATIONS. 386 00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:44,067 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 387 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:46,267 [ CHEERING ] 388 00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:49,067 I KNOW. IT'S VERY EXCITING. 389 00:15:49,067 --> 00:15:50,667 THANK YOU. 390 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,300 YOU KNOW, I REALLY THINK YOU DO DESERVE THIS AWARD. 391 00:16:12,167 --> 00:16:14,167 GOD, I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AGAIN. 392 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,167 GO TO BREE'S. 393 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,067 I'VE BEEN TO BREE'S TWICE TODAY. 394 00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:18,200 THEN GO TO SUSAN'S. 395 00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:19,333 I HATE SUSAN'S. 396 00:16:19,367 --> 00:16:21,700 SHE HAS ALL THESE WEIRD SCENTED CANDLES. 397 00:16:21,733 --> 00:16:24,267 HER HOUSE REEKS OF APRICOT. HOSE. 398 00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:25,633 HOW ABOUT LYNETTE'S? 399 00:16:25,667 --> 00:16:27,100 NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 400 00:16:27,133 --> 00:16:29,100 I DON'T WANT TO GO TO ANYBODY'S HOUSE ANYMORE. 401 00:16:29,133 --> 00:16:31,300 I'M TIRED OF KNOCKING ON DOORS AND MAKING UP EXCUSES 402 00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:33,367 AS TO WHY WE HAVEN'T FIXED OUR PLUMBING. 403 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,100 WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME? 404 00:16:35,133 --> 00:16:37,100 BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FAULT. MY FAULT? 405 00:16:37,133 --> 00:16:38,467 YES. IF YOU HADN'T GOTTEN YOURSELF INDICTED, 406 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,233 WE WOULD HAVE PIPES RIGHT NOW. 407 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:42,667 I GOT INDICTED TRYING TO MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO KEEP YOU HAPPY. 408 00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:43,800 IN CASE YOU HADN'T NOTICED, YOU'RE A LITTLE MATERIALISTIC. 409 00:16:43,833 --> 00:16:45,200 OH, I'M MATERIALISTIC? 410 00:16:45,233 --> 00:16:47,700 WHEN THE JOHNSONS BOUGHT THEIR NEW 7-SERIES, 411 00:16:47,733 --> 00:16:50,433 YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WENT RIGHT IN 412 00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:52,100 AND TRADED IN HIS CAR FOR SOMETHING BETTER. 413 00:16:52,133 --> 00:16:53,333 WHO ENDED UP DRIVING IT? 414 00:16:53,367 --> 00:16:54,433 YOU KNOW WHAT? 415 00:16:54,467 --> 00:16:56,300 I DON'T HAVE TIME TO FIGHT RIGHT NOW. 416 00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:57,533 I HAVE LAUNDRY TO DO. 417 00:17:03,567 --> 00:17:07,167 [ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] 418 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,600 NURSE ABIGAIL? 419 00:17:08,633 --> 00:17:12,667 MRS. SCAVO, RIGHT? THE TWINS' MOTHER? 420 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:15,467 I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT THE BOYS ARE NOW -- 421 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,267 HA HA -- LICE-FREE. 422 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:19,567 GOOD TO HEAR. 423 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,367 I JUST CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW IT HAPPENED. 424 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,400 THEY GET A BATH EVERY NIGHT. 425 00:17:27,433 --> 00:17:30,733 TRUST ME, IT'S THE UGLIEST 15 MINUTES OF THE DAY. 426 00:17:30,767 --> 00:17:32,633 I BELIEVE YOU. 427 00:17:34,133 --> 00:17:37,367 I KEEP THINKING THAT MAYBE IT WAS THE PETTING ZOO 428 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:38,767 THAT I TOOK THEM TO LAST WEEK. 429 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,467 THAT LLAMA WAS REALLY IFFY. 430 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,600 MRS. SCAVO, IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. 431 00:17:42,633 --> 00:17:44,533 LICE ONLY SPREADS FROM HUMAN TO HUMAN. 432 00:17:44,567 --> 00:17:46,500 EVEN THE CLEANEST KID IN THE WORLD CAN GET IT 433 00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,367 IF HE GETS TOO CLOSE TO THE WRONG KID. 434 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,167 REALLY? 435 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,700 YES. SO DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF, HUH? 436 00:17:52,733 --> 00:17:53,667 I GUESS. 437 00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:56,567 STILL, I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL A LITTLE GUILTY. 438 00:17:56,600 --> 00:18:00,600 AFTER ALL, MY KIDS STARTED AN ENTIRE LICE OUTBREAK. 439 00:18:00,633 --> 00:18:04,533 LOOK, YOUR, UH, YOUR KIDS DIDN'T START IT. 440 00:18:06,267 --> 00:18:07,533 THEY DIDN'T? 441 00:18:07,567 --> 00:18:08,467 NO. 442 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,133 I KNOW FOR A FACT 443 00:18:10,167 --> 00:18:12,233 THAT PATIENT ZERO WAS ANOTHER LITTLE BOY. 444 00:18:12,267 --> 00:18:14,700 THIS IS HIS FOURTH TIME WITH THIS PARTICULAR PROBLEM. 445 00:18:14,733 --> 00:18:17,200 OH. 446 00:18:17,233 --> 00:18:19,500 THAT IS A LOAD OFF MY MIND. 447 00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:21,067 HA HA. 448 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,100 WELL, THANK YOU. 449 00:18:25,867 --> 00:18:28,200 SO WHICH KID IS IT? 450 00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:30,533 I CAN'T TELL YOU. 451 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,433 YOU KNOW WE HAVE A NO-BLAME POLICY. 452 00:18:32,467 --> 00:18:35,533 WE HAVE TO PROTECT THE CHILDREN. YOU UNDERSTAND. 453 00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:37,233 OF COURSE. 454 00:18:39,233 --> 00:18:41,600 NO, I DON'T. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GIVE ME A NAME. 455 00:18:41,633 --> 00:18:42,700 MRS. SCAVO -- 456 00:18:42,733 --> 00:18:44,200 HERE'S THE THING -- 457 00:18:44,233 --> 00:18:46,100 ACTING LIKE PARENTS WON'T ASSIGN BLAME 458 00:18:46,133 --> 00:18:47,400 IS LIKE PRETENDING 459 00:18:47,433 --> 00:18:49,533 THEY DON'T KEEP SCORE AT PEE-WEE LEAGUE GAMES. 460 00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:51,300 IT'S HUMAN NATURE. IF YOU DON'T GIVE THE MOMS 461 00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:53,400 SOMEONE TO BLAME, THEY'LL PICK A SCAPEGOAT. 462 00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,500 I CAN'T LET MY BOYS BE THE SCAPEGOAT. 463 00:18:55,533 --> 00:18:57,067 PLEASE DON'T PUT ME IN THIS POSITION. 464 00:18:57,067 --> 00:18:58,333 I'M BEGGING YOU. 465 00:18:58,367 --> 00:19:00,333 THEY'VE ALREADY BEEN UNINVITED FROM A BIRTHDAY PARTY, 466 00:19:00,367 --> 00:19:03,667 A REALLY BIG BIRTHDAY PARTY WITH A BOUNCY HOUSE 467 00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:05,467 AND A HOT DOG STAND AND A CLOWN. 468 00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,100 I WISH I COULD HELP YOU, BUT -- 469 00:19:07,133 --> 00:19:09,433 FOR GOD'S SAKES, THERE'S GOING TO BE A MAGICIAN. 470 00:19:09,467 --> 00:19:11,267 TAMI BRENNAN WENT ALL OUT. 471 00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:13,767 TAMI BRENNAN? 472 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,200 TOPHER'S MOTHER? 473 00:19:16,233 --> 00:19:17,433 YES. 474 00:19:19,167 --> 00:19:21,533 WELL, ISN'T THAT INTERESTING. 475 00:19:21,567 --> 00:19:23,233 HAVE A SEAT. 476 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:26,700 [ BUZZER ] 477 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:29,467 Mary Alice: MEANWHILE, AT THE FAIRVIEW COUNTY PRISON, 478 00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:33,367 MAISY GIBBONS WAS DELIGHTED TO FIND OUT SHE HAD A VISITOR, 479 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,800 BUT SHE WAS SOON REMINDED 480 00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:37,567 ONE SHOULD ALWAYS BEWARE OF VISITORS... 481 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:39,600 BEARING GIFT BASKETS. 482 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,833 YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 483 00:19:42,867 --> 00:19:45,767 HELLO, MAISY. 484 00:20:18,733 --> 00:20:20,067 * TA-DA 485 00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:23,233 HA HA HA HA. 486 00:20:23,267 --> 00:20:25,400 HA HA HA. 487 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:28,133 STUFF LIKE THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU. 488 00:20:28,167 --> 00:20:29,733 MM. 489 00:20:29,767 --> 00:20:32,367 HA HA HA HA. 490 00:20:37,533 --> 00:20:39,500 SO... 491 00:20:39,533 --> 00:20:40,833 WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? 492 00:20:40,867 --> 00:20:43,433 I NEED A FAVOR. 493 00:20:43,467 --> 00:20:45,733 I THOUGHT AS MUCH. 494 00:20:45,767 --> 00:20:50,100 I HEARD THAT THERE'S A, UM, LITTLE BLACK BOOK 495 00:20:50,133 --> 00:20:52,200 WITH THE NAME OF YOUR CLIENTS IN IT. 496 00:20:52,233 --> 00:20:54,267 THERE IS. 497 00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:56,600 I WAS WONDERING IF, PERHAPS, 498 00:20:56,633 --> 00:21:00,067 YOU COULD REMOVE REX'S NAME FROM THAT LITTLE BOOK. 499 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:02,633 WOW, THAT'S A BIG FAVOR. 500 00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:06,400 THOSE MUFFINS BETTER BE REALLY GOOD. 501 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,400 I HAVE SOME MONEY 502 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:12,167 THAT I'VE BEEN PUTTING ASIDE FOR EMERGENCIES. 503 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,500 IT CAN BE ALL YOURS IF YOU JUST... 504 00:21:14,533 --> 00:21:16,500 KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT? 505 00:21:16,533 --> 00:21:18,267 HA HA. 506 00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:20,633 CONTINUE TO BE DISCREET. 507 00:21:20,667 --> 00:21:22,733 GOSH. 508 00:21:22,767 --> 00:21:24,500 I DON'T KNOW. 509 00:21:26,467 --> 00:21:28,500 I DON'T THINK IT'S ASKING THAT MUCH. 510 00:21:28,533 --> 00:21:30,667 ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS REMOVE ONE LITTLE NAME. 511 00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:32,567 BUT IF I DO IT FOR YOU, 512 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:35,400 THEN I HAVE TO DO IT FOR ALL THE OTHER WIVES. 513 00:21:35,433 --> 00:21:38,800 THAT WOULDN'T BE FAIR, NOW, WOULD IT? 514 00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:40,767 MAISY, PLEASE. 515 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,367 I MEAN, WE USED TO BE GOOD FRIENDS. 516 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:44,600 AH. WHERE WERE YOU 517 00:21:44,633 --> 00:21:46,533 WHEN HAROLD LOST HIS JOB A YEAR AGO, HUH? 518 00:21:46,567 --> 00:21:47,600 DID YOU STOP BY 519 00:21:47,633 --> 00:21:49,467 TO SEE IF THERE WAS ANYTHING THAT YOU COULD DO? 520 00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,633 DID YOU BRING A BIG BASKET OF BAKED GOODS 521 00:21:51,667 --> 00:21:54,300 WHEN YOU KNEW WE COULDN'T EVEN PAY OUR BILLS? 522 00:21:54,333 --> 00:21:56,433 IF YOU DID, THOSE DISPLAYS OF FRIENDSHIP 523 00:21:56,467 --> 00:21:58,533 SEEM TO HAVE SLIPPED MY MIND. 524 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,733 MAISY, I DIDN'T MENTION IT 525 00:22:00,767 --> 00:22:04,667 WHEN YOU WERE HAVING FINANCIAL TROUBLES BECAUSE... 526 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:07,600 I THOUGHT IT WOULD EMBARRASS YOU. 527 00:22:07,633 --> 00:22:09,533 YES, I WOULD HAVE BEEN EMBARRASSED, 528 00:22:09,567 --> 00:22:11,500 BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A WHOLE LOT BETTER 529 00:22:11,533 --> 00:22:13,100 THAN THE SILENCE. 530 00:22:13,133 --> 00:22:15,600 I HAVE $14,000 IN THAT ACCOUNT. 531 00:22:15,633 --> 00:22:19,500 IT CAN ALL BE YOURS. 532 00:22:19,533 --> 00:22:23,133 I'M NOT INTERESTED. 533 00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:30,800 BUT YOU DO GET CREDIT FOR ONE THING. 534 00:22:30,833 --> 00:22:32,767 YOU CAME TO VISIT ME, 535 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:35,667 EVEN IF IT WAS FOR AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE. 536 00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:38,300 NONE OF THE OTHER GIRLS FROM THE CLUB EVEN BOTHERED. 537 00:22:38,333 --> 00:22:41,200 I'VE BEEN ABANDONED. 538 00:22:41,233 --> 00:22:44,567 GUESS THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BECOME THE TOWN WHORE. 539 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:46,467 OH, SWEETIE. 540 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:49,300 THEY DIDN'T ABANDON YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A WHORE. 541 00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:50,700 THEY ABANDONED YOU 542 00:22:50,733 --> 00:22:53,633 BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T ALL THAT NICE TO BEGIN WITH. 543 00:22:59,433 --> 00:23:01,333 [ BUZZER ] 544 00:23:08,467 --> 00:23:10,167 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 545 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:11,233 WHO IS IT? 546 00:23:11,267 --> 00:23:12,367 Edie: IT'S EDIE! 547 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,333 OH, EDIE, NOT NOW. I'M KIND OF BUSY. 548 00:23:14,367 --> 00:23:15,433 HI. 549 00:23:15,467 --> 00:23:16,800 OR JUST COME ON IN. 550 00:23:16,833 --> 00:23:18,800 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 551 00:23:18,833 --> 00:23:22,467 I DECIDED THAT MY LIFE IS WAY TOO COMPLICATED, 552 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,633 AND SO I'M SIMPLIFYING. 553 00:23:24,667 --> 00:23:27,400 I AM GETTING RID OF THE CLUTTER. 554 00:23:28,433 --> 00:23:29,367 OOH. 555 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,167 I WAS ON VACATION. 556 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:33,467 MADE SENSE AT THE TIME. 557 00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:36,267 OKAY, NOT TO BE RUDE, 558 00:23:36,300 --> 00:23:38,067 BUT IS THERE A REASON YOU'RE HERE? 559 00:23:38,067 --> 00:23:39,700 LOOK... 560 00:23:39,733 --> 00:23:40,633 I'M FEELING BADLY 561 00:23:40,667 --> 00:23:42,833 ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH WITH MIKE. 562 00:23:42,867 --> 00:23:44,433 AND DON'T WORRY. I'M NOT GOING TO DATE HIM. 563 00:23:44,467 --> 00:23:45,500 DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE. 564 00:23:45,533 --> 00:23:47,467 WELL, DON'T GET ME WRONG, 565 00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:50,567 I STILL HAVE EVERY INTENTION OF SLEEPING WITH HIM. 566 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,100 SOME MOUNTAINS ARE JUST MEANT TO BE CLIMBED. 567 00:23:53,133 --> 00:23:57,067 I GOT TO LEARN TO KEEP MY DOORS LOCKED. 568 00:23:57,100 --> 00:23:59,400 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SITTING HERE? 569 00:23:59,433 --> 00:24:01,233 I DON'T KNOW. 570 00:24:01,267 --> 00:24:03,633 FIVE MINUTES, GIVE OR TAKE THREE HOURS. 571 00:24:03,667 --> 00:24:05,200 THAT'S IT. GET UP. 572 00:24:05,233 --> 00:24:07,567 GET DRESSED. WHY? 573 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,600 'CAUSE YOU'RE COMING WITH ME. IT'S TIME TO GET WASTED. 574 00:24:09,633 --> 00:24:12,300 HAPPY HOUR STARTED 45 MINUTES AGO. 575 00:24:12,333 --> 00:24:14,233 WHY WOULD I GO ANYWHERE WITH YOU? 576 00:24:14,267 --> 00:24:15,733 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT NORMAL WOMEN DO 577 00:24:15,767 --> 00:24:17,167 WHEN THEY GET DEPRESSED. 578 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,633 THEY PUT ON SHORT SKIRTS, 579 00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:20,800 THEY GO TO BARS WITH THEIR GIRLFRIENDS, 580 00:24:20,833 --> 00:24:22,300 MAYBE HAVE ONE TOO MANY AND THEN MAKE OUT 581 00:24:22,333 --> 00:24:24,100 WITH SOME STRANGE MAN IN THE BACK OF A DARK ALLEY. 582 00:24:24,133 --> 00:24:26,600 WOW. 583 00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:28,100 OH, COME ON. 584 00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:30,133 IT'LL BE FUN, I SWEAR. 585 00:24:30,167 --> 00:24:31,800 COME ON. COME ON. 586 00:24:31,833 --> 00:24:33,367 WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE? 587 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,400 I NEVER SAID I CARED. 588 00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:38,133 IT'S JUST... 589 00:24:38,167 --> 00:24:41,100 WELL, I... 590 00:24:41,133 --> 00:24:44,133 I GUESS I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE YOUR HEART STOMPED ON. 591 00:24:46,333 --> 00:24:48,333 OKAY. 592 00:24:48,367 --> 00:24:51,533 ALL RIGHT. GIVE ME A MINUTE. I'LL GO CHANGE MY CLOTHES. 593 00:24:51,567 --> 00:24:53,100 AND DON'T FORGET 594 00:24:53,133 --> 00:24:55,367 TO DO SOMETHING WITH THAT SKANKY HAIR. 595 00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,267 YOU'RE A LITTLE SCARY-LOOKING. 596 00:24:59,300 --> 00:25:00,533 Billy Ocean: * BEAT AS ONE 597 00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:01,600 * OOH, YEAH 598 00:25:01,633 --> 00:25:03,300 * NO MORE LOVE ON THE RUN 599 00:25:03,333 --> 00:25:04,467 AH. 600 00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:06,267 WHAT ABOUT HIM? 601 00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:07,733 NOT MY TYPE. 602 00:25:07,767 --> 00:25:09,667 OH, LOOK, I KNOW THE PICKINS ARE SLIM, 603 00:25:09,700 --> 00:25:12,267 BUT ISN'T THERE SOMEONE HERE THAT YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO? 604 00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:14,067 I HATE THEM ALL. 605 00:25:14,100 --> 00:25:15,767 LOOK AT THEM JUST LEERING AT US. 606 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,600 THEY'RE SO DAMN COCKY, 607 00:25:17,633 --> 00:25:19,467 LIKE THEY KNOW THEY HAVE THE UPPER HAND. 608 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:21,800 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WE HAVE THE UPPER HAND. 609 00:25:21,833 --> 00:25:23,367 WITHOUT US, THEY HAVE NOTHING. 610 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,267 MAYBE 15 YEARS AGO. NOT ANYMORE. 611 00:25:25,300 --> 00:25:27,367 NOW WE'RE JUST LONELY AND DESPERATE, 612 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,800 AND THEY KNOW IT, 613 00:25:28,833 --> 00:25:31,133 AND THEY JUST SIT THERE READY TO POUNCE, YOU KNOW, 614 00:25:31,167 --> 00:25:33,133 WAITING FOR US TO TAKE ANY CRUMB 615 00:25:33,167 --> 00:25:36,067 THEY'RE WILLING TO THROW OUR WAY. 616 00:25:36,100 --> 00:25:39,467 I DON'T WANT CRUMBS. I WANT MIKE. 617 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:41,067 HI. UM... 618 00:25:41,100 --> 00:25:43,067 I'M GOING TO BE SPENDING THE WHOLE NIGHT WITH HER, 619 00:25:43,067 --> 00:25:46,233 SO I'M GOING TO BE NEEDING A LOT MORE OF THESE. 620 00:25:46,267 --> 00:25:47,167 I'M SORRY. 621 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:50,633 IT'S JUST SO HARD TO FIND A GUY LIKE MIKE. 622 00:25:50,667 --> 00:25:53,700 I KNOW IN MY HEART HE DIDN'T KILL MRS. HUBER. 623 00:25:53,733 --> 00:25:56,700 OKAY, LET'S SAY MIKE'S A PEACH AND HE DIDN'T KILL MARTHA. 624 00:25:56,733 --> 00:25:57,767 WHO DID? 625 00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,567 I DON'T KNOW. OBVIOUSLY, A BAD GUY. 626 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:04,133 SOMEBODY REALLY AWFUL, SOMEBODY LIKE -- 627 00:26:04,167 --> 00:26:06,300 SOMEBODY LIKE PAUL YOUNG. 628 00:26:06,333 --> 00:26:09,433 PAUL? HA HA. 629 00:26:09,467 --> 00:26:11,167 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 630 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,400 I'M TELLING YOU, HE'S HIDING SOMETHING. 631 00:26:13,433 --> 00:26:16,200 HE CLAMS UP EVERY TIME WE TRY TO ASK HIM ABOUT MARY ALICE. 632 00:26:16,233 --> 00:26:20,133 AND THEN WHEN WE FOUND OUT ABOUT DANA... 633 00:26:20,167 --> 00:26:21,667 DANA. WHO'S DANA? 634 00:26:21,700 --> 00:26:25,500 PAUL AND MARY ALICE HAD A BABY THAT DIED. 635 00:26:25,533 --> 00:26:27,133 YOU'RE KIDDING. 636 00:26:27,167 --> 00:26:28,500 ZACH KILLED HER. 637 00:26:28,533 --> 00:26:30,367 HOLY CRAP. WHO TOLD YOU THAT? 638 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:31,400 PAUL. 639 00:26:31,433 --> 00:26:33,733 HE SAID IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, BUT I'M TELLING YOU, 640 00:26:33,767 --> 00:26:36,300 I THINK THAT'S WHY MARY ALICE WAS BEING BLACKMAILED. 641 00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:38,300 MARY ALICE WAS BEING BLACKMAILED? 642 00:26:38,333 --> 00:26:40,733 YEAH. THE GIRLS AND I FOUND A THREATENING NOTE 643 00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:42,200 IN HER STUFF. 644 00:26:42,233 --> 00:26:46,567 WHAT THE HELL KIND OF STREET DO WE LIVE ON? 645 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:49,767 I DON'T KNOW. 646 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,500 COME TO THINK OF IT, THE OTHER DAY, 647 00:26:52,533 --> 00:26:54,167 PAUL WAS TALKING TO FELICIA, 648 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,200 AND HE WAS WORKING OVERTIME 649 00:26:56,233 --> 00:26:58,100 TRYING TO MAKE MIKE SOUND GUILTY. 650 00:26:58,133 --> 00:27:00,333 SEE? SHIFTING BLAME ONTO SOMEONE ELSE -- 651 00:27:00,367 --> 00:27:02,067 THAT'S CLASSIC CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR. 652 00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:03,833 OH, I'M TELLING YOU, HE'S UP TO NO GOOD. 653 00:27:03,867 --> 00:27:06,300 ZACH AND PAUL ARE OUT OF TOWN. MAYBE WE SHOULD 654 00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:08,233 SNEAK INTO THEIR HOUSE AND DO SOME SNOOPING. 655 00:27:08,267 --> 00:27:09,500 I HAVE A KEY. 656 00:27:09,533 --> 00:27:11,500 OH, MY GOD, YES. WE SHOULD DO THAT. 657 00:27:11,533 --> 00:27:13,100 OH, COME ON. I WAS JUST KIDDING. 658 00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:14,400 NO, EDIE, THIS IS OUR CHANCE. 659 00:27:14,433 --> 00:27:15,567 WE SHOULD JUST GO IN FOR 10 MINUTES. 660 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,233 SUSAN, THAT'S BREAKING AND ENTERING. 661 00:27:17,267 --> 00:27:20,133 MARTHA HUBER WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND. 662 00:27:20,167 --> 00:27:22,467 IF WE COULD FIND OUT WHO REALLY KILLED HER, 663 00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:24,767 WOULDN'T THAT BE WORTH THE RISK? 664 00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:29,200 Man: HAVE A NICE EVENING. 665 00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:31,100 THANK YOU. 666 00:27:31,133 --> 00:27:34,067 SERENA, HI. HOW ARE YOU? 667 00:27:36,367 --> 00:27:38,567 I TALKED TO DR. WALLACE TODAY. 668 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:39,633 OH? 669 00:27:39,667 --> 00:27:41,200 HE STILL HAS NO IDEA 670 00:27:41,233 --> 00:27:42,433 WHY THE MEDICATION ISN'T WORKING. 671 00:27:42,467 --> 00:27:44,500 HE TOLD ME HE'S THINKING OF RUNNING MORE TESTS. 672 00:27:44,533 --> 00:27:46,367 I TOLD HIM I'M THINKING ABOUT GETTING A SECOND OPINION. 673 00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:51,700 [ Whispering ] REX, THIS MIGHT SOUND SILLY, 674 00:27:51,733 --> 00:27:53,633 BUT ARE PEOPLE STARING AT US? 675 00:27:58,633 --> 00:28:00,833 YEAH. 676 00:28:00,867 --> 00:28:02,533 WHAT'S GOING ON? 677 00:28:02,567 --> 00:28:05,633 WELL, I COULD BE WRONG, BUT I SUSPECT THAT... 678 00:28:05,667 --> 00:28:09,067 MAISY GIBBONS' CLIENT LIST HAS BEEN RELEASED. 679 00:28:09,067 --> 00:28:13,667 [ PEOPLE LAUGHING ] 680 00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:15,567 YOU THINK THEY'RE LAUGHING AT US? 681 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:18,200 NO, I THINK THEY'RE LAUGHING AT YOU. 682 00:28:18,233 --> 00:28:20,167 I THINK THEY FEEL SORRY FOR ME, 683 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,067 WHICH IS JUST AS MORTIFYING. 684 00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:23,433 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 685 00:28:23,467 --> 00:28:24,800 OH. 686 00:28:24,833 --> 00:28:27,300 WE'RE GOING TO ACT LIKE NOTHING IS HAPPENING, 687 00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:29,133 AND THEN, WHEN WE FINISH EATING, 688 00:28:29,167 --> 00:28:30,267 WE'RE GOING TO WALK OUT OF HERE 689 00:28:30,300 --> 00:28:32,100 WITH ALL THE DIGNITY THAT WE CAN MUSTER. 690 00:28:34,767 --> 00:28:36,700 PLEASE, LET'S GO NOW. 691 00:28:36,733 --> 00:28:39,167 OH, NO. I REFUSE TO GIVE THEM THIS KIND OF SATISFACTION. 692 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,467 OPEN YOUR MENU. 693 00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:43,433 EVERYBODY'S STARING, BREE. IT'S HUMILIATING. 694 00:28:43,467 --> 00:28:44,700 WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT 695 00:28:44,733 --> 00:28:47,300 BEFORE YOU LEFT A PERSONAL CHECK ON MAISY GIBBONS' NIGHTSTAND. 696 00:28:47,333 --> 00:28:49,367 ALL RIGHT, YOU STAY HERE IF YOU WANT TO. I'M LEAVING. 697 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:50,433 REX. 698 00:28:50,467 --> 00:28:52,167 IF YOU WALK OUT OF THIS RESTAURANT, 699 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,400 I WILL SCREAM. 700 00:28:53,433 --> 00:28:56,700 BREE -- I WILL SCREAM ABOUT YOUR CRUELTY. 701 00:28:56,733 --> 00:28:59,233 THEN I WILL SCREAM ABOUT YOUR INFIDELITY. 702 00:28:59,267 --> 00:29:01,533 AND THEN JUST TO MAKE SURE IT REALLY HURTS, 703 00:29:01,567 --> 00:29:04,500 I WILL SCREAM ABOUT YOUR DISTASTEFUL SEXUAL HABITS. 704 00:29:04,533 --> 00:29:06,367 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT TRUE HUMILIATION IS, 705 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:09,633 YOU JUST TAKE ONE STEP. 706 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,667 SO, WHAT ARE YOU HAVING? 707 00:29:27,700 --> 00:29:31,300 THE VEAL LOOKS GOOD. 708 00:29:42,067 --> 00:29:44,233 SO WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR, EXACTLY? 709 00:29:44,267 --> 00:29:46,800 AN EMBROIDERED PILLOW THAT SAYS "I KILLED MARTHA HUBER"? 710 00:29:46,833 --> 00:29:50,067 I DON'T KNOW. JUST SOMETHING SUSPICIOUS. 711 00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:55,500 MMM, SMELLS EXPENSIVE. 712 00:30:00,267 --> 00:30:02,167 DO YOU BELIEVE IN EVIL, EDIE? 713 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,167 OF COURSE I BELIEVE IN EVIL. I WORK IN REAL ESTATE. 714 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:06,600 I'M SERIOUS. 715 00:30:06,633 --> 00:30:08,433 THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THIS HOUSE 716 00:30:08,467 --> 00:30:10,733 THAT'S JUST SO COLD AND CREEPY. 717 00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:13,800 YOU COULDN'T TELL WHEN MARY ALICE WAS ALIVE. 718 00:30:13,833 --> 00:30:18,400 SHE JUST BROUGHT SO MUCH WARMTH AND LIGHT. 719 00:30:20,367 --> 00:30:22,767 NOW THERE'S SOMETHING... 720 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,633 I CAN JUST TASTE IT. CAN'T YOU SENSE IT? 721 00:30:25,667 --> 00:30:27,200 THE ONLY THING I CAN SENSE 722 00:30:27,233 --> 00:30:29,367 IS THAT YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK. 723 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,300 OH, SOMETHING HAPPENED IN THIS HOUSE, 724 00:30:31,333 --> 00:30:34,700 SOMETHING SO AWFUL WE CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE IT. 725 00:30:34,733 --> 00:30:36,267 OW! 726 00:30:36,300 --> 00:30:38,067 SON OF A BITCH. 727 00:30:38,100 --> 00:30:39,500 ARE YOU OKAY? 728 00:30:39,533 --> 00:30:40,767 AAH! 729 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:43,100 I JUST STUBBED MY TOE. 730 00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:44,800 OH, MY GOD -- ANGELA. 731 00:30:44,833 --> 00:30:45,933 HUH? 732 00:30:45,967 --> 00:30:48,467 ANGELA -- THAT'S WHAT MARY ALICE USED TO CALL HERSELF. 733 00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:49,567 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 734 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,167 WE HEARD IT ON THIS TAPE 735 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:53,033 THAT BREE STOLE FROM HER THERAPIST'S OFFICE. 736 00:30:53,067 --> 00:30:54,767 IT'S A LONG STORY. I'LL TELL YOU LATER. 737 00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:57,267 OH, WE GOT TO PUT THIS IN. 738 00:30:57,300 --> 00:30:59,233 [ METALLIC THUD ] 739 00:30:59,267 --> 00:31:00,500 WHAT WAS THAT? 740 00:31:00,533 --> 00:31:01,833 I THINK IT'S PAUL. 741 00:31:01,867 --> 00:31:03,400 YOU SAID HE WAS GOING TO BE GONE. 742 00:31:03,433 --> 00:31:05,067 WELL, I GUESS I WAS WRONG. 743 00:31:05,067 --> 00:31:06,400 [ SIGHS ] 744 00:31:06,433 --> 00:31:07,400 HURRY. 745 00:31:07,433 --> 00:31:09,233 I GOT TO GET THE TAPE. 746 00:31:09,267 --> 00:31:11,200 HIDE! 747 00:31:11,233 --> 00:31:13,067 OH! OH! OH! 748 00:31:36,100 --> 00:31:38,133 PAUL. AAH! 749 00:31:38,167 --> 00:31:39,767 EDIE. 750 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,200 GOD, YOU SCARED ME. 751 00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:43,667 I'M SORRY. I SEE THAT YOU, UH, 752 00:31:43,700 --> 00:31:45,600 MADE IT BACK FROM MOUNT PLEASANT. 753 00:31:45,633 --> 00:31:46,733 YES. 754 00:31:46,767 --> 00:31:48,433 WHAT -- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 755 00:31:48,467 --> 00:31:49,767 WELL, I CAME BY TO BRING YOU YOUR KEY. 756 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,067 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO LEAVE YOU A NOTE. 757 00:31:52,067 --> 00:31:54,200 YOU'RE RETURNING MY KEY AT 11:30 AT NIGHT. 758 00:31:54,233 --> 00:31:56,133 WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON HERE? 759 00:31:56,167 --> 00:31:58,100 YOU'RE RIGHT. 760 00:31:58,133 --> 00:32:00,300 WE'RE TOO OLD TO BE PLAYING GAMES. 761 00:32:00,333 --> 00:32:02,133 WHAT? 762 00:32:02,167 --> 00:32:05,067 MY NOTE WAS GOING TO TELL YOU THAT I, UH... 763 00:32:05,100 --> 00:32:07,633 I-I WASN'T KIDDING THIS AFTERNOON. 764 00:32:07,667 --> 00:32:10,633 I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO KEEP A KEY TO YOUR PLACE -- 765 00:32:10,667 --> 00:32:12,533 TO USE IF THE... 766 00:32:12,567 --> 00:32:14,733 MOOD STRIKES ME. 767 00:32:14,767 --> 00:32:17,533 HA HA. YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING. 768 00:32:17,567 --> 00:32:19,500 JUST ENOUGH TO GET UP THE COURAGE 769 00:32:19,533 --> 00:32:21,600 TO TELL YOU HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU. 770 00:32:51,833 --> 00:32:54,300 OKAY, WELL... 771 00:32:54,333 --> 00:32:56,800 OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT THIS, 772 00:32:56,833 --> 00:32:58,733 SO I-I'M REALLY SORRY IF I EMBARRASSED YOU. 773 00:32:58,767 --> 00:32:59,833 HERE. 774 00:32:59,867 --> 00:33:02,533 HERE'S YOUR KEY. 775 00:33:02,567 --> 00:33:04,167 I'LL SEE YOU AROUND. 776 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:05,733 EDIE, UM... 777 00:33:05,767 --> 00:33:08,067 I'M NOT EMBARRASSED. HUH? 778 00:33:08,100 --> 00:33:09,533 IF ANYTHING... 779 00:33:09,567 --> 00:33:10,800 I'M FLATTERED. 780 00:33:10,833 --> 00:33:11,800 MMPH! 781 00:33:15,633 --> 00:33:17,167 SUSAN. 782 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,633 SUSAN, TALK TO ME. 783 00:33:18,667 --> 00:33:20,200 MIKE, IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME. 784 00:33:20,233 --> 00:33:21,767 I'M A LITTLE DRUNK AND A LITTLE FREAKED OUT. 785 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,700 WHY HAVEN'T YOU RETURNED ANY OF MY MESSAGES? 786 00:33:23,733 --> 00:33:25,633 WE'RE BROKEN UP. I THOUGHT I MADE THAT PRETTY CLEAR. 787 00:33:25,667 --> 00:33:27,600 OH, COME ON. CAN'T WE WORK THIS OUT? 788 00:33:27,633 --> 00:33:29,167 YOU LIED TO ME. 789 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:30,533 WHEN? WHEN DID I LIE TO YOU? 790 00:33:30,567 --> 00:33:32,800 THE POLICE SHOWED ME YOUR RAP SHEET. 791 00:33:32,833 --> 00:33:34,500 YOU KILLED A MAN. 792 00:33:34,533 --> 00:33:36,367 YOU CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SOME COLD-BLOODED KILLER. 793 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:37,767 WELL, OF COURSE I DON'T BELIEVE THAT, 794 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,533 BUT I ALSO DIDN'T BELIEVE THAT KARL WAS GOING 795 00:33:39,567 --> 00:33:40,833 TO CHEAT ON ME, AND I DIDN'T BELIEVE 796 00:33:40,867 --> 00:33:42,433 THAT MARY ALICE WAS GOING TO KILL HERSELF. 797 00:33:42,467 --> 00:33:43,667 I MEAN, LET'S FACE IT, MIKE -- 798 00:33:43,700 --> 00:33:45,100 BLIND FAITH IS NOT MY FRIEND. 799 00:33:45,133 --> 00:33:46,433 I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU. 800 00:33:46,467 --> 00:33:47,500 THERE JUST WASN'T A RIGHT MOMENT. 801 00:33:47,533 --> 00:33:49,300 SEE? NOW THAT'S A LIE, TOO, 802 00:33:49,333 --> 00:33:51,200 BECAUSE THERE WERE PLENTY OF RIGHT MOMENTS. 803 00:33:51,233 --> 00:33:53,367 SUSAN -- EVERY TIME WE WENT OUT FOR PIZZA, YOU COULD HAVE SAID, 804 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,067 "OH, AND BY THE WAY, I ONCE KILLED A MAN." 805 00:33:55,067 --> 00:33:56,500 OR WHEN YOU SAID, "HEY, LET'S GO JOGGING," 806 00:33:56,533 --> 00:33:57,767 YOU COULD HAVE SAID, 807 00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,200 "WELL, BY THE WAY, I ONCE KILLED A MAN." 808 00:34:00,233 --> 00:34:02,667 EVERY TIME WE WENT TO THE MOVIES AND THE HERO SHOT THE BAD GUY, 809 00:34:02,700 --> 00:34:04,500 YOU COULD HAVE TURNED TO ME AND SAID, 810 00:34:04,533 --> 00:34:06,567 "OH, AND BY THE WAY, I DID THAT ONCE." YOU DIDN'T. 811 00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:09,100 DO YOU WANT TO HEAR WHAT HAPPENED OR NOT? 812 00:34:09,133 --> 00:34:10,500 IT DOESN'T MATTER, 813 00:34:10,533 --> 00:34:13,500 BECAUSE I WILL NEVER BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU SAY EVER AGAIN. 814 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,500 WELL, AT THE VERY LEAST, YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT. 815 00:34:47,300 --> 00:34:49,067 Carlos: OCCUPIED. 816 00:34:49,067 --> 00:34:50,567 CARLOS, I HAVE TO GO. 817 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,467 WELL, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT. 818 00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:54,333 WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO WAIT? IT'S MY PORT-A-POTTY. 819 00:34:54,367 --> 00:34:55,767 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IT'S YOURS? 820 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,300 I'M THE ONE WHO STOLE IT. 821 00:34:57,333 --> 00:34:58,500 BABE, I'M SORRY. 822 00:34:58,533 --> 00:35:00,467 YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT. 823 00:35:03,467 --> 00:35:06,367 [ TOILET FLUSHING ] 824 00:35:08,700 --> 00:35:10,200 THANK YOU SO MUCH, BREE. 825 00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:12,500 SEEING YOUR TILE HAS REALLY HELPED ME MAKE MY DECISION. 826 00:35:12,533 --> 00:35:15,400 NEXT TIME I REMODEL, I AM USING LIMESTONE. 827 00:35:15,433 --> 00:35:18,533 GABRIELLE, IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 828 00:35:18,567 --> 00:35:21,233 SURE. WHY? 829 00:35:21,267 --> 00:35:22,600 WELL, IT'S JUST THAT 830 00:35:22,633 --> 00:35:24,533 YOU'VE BEEN ACTING KIND OF ODD LATELY. 831 00:35:24,567 --> 00:35:27,167 IN WHAT WAY? 832 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,367 WELL, YOU KEEP COMING UP WITH EXCUSES 833 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,667 TO USE EVERYONE'S BATHROOM, 834 00:35:30,700 --> 00:35:32,333 AND THEN TWO DAYS AGO, 835 00:35:32,367 --> 00:35:34,067 MR. COWLEY LOOKED INTO YOUR BACK YARD 836 00:35:34,067 --> 00:35:36,433 AND SAW YOU AND CARLOS DOING YOUR LAUNDRY 837 00:35:36,467 --> 00:35:38,433 IN THE JACUZZI. 838 00:35:38,467 --> 00:35:40,700 WELL, UH, 839 00:35:40,733 --> 00:35:44,467 THERE'S A SIMPLE EXPLANATION FOR THAT. 840 00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:46,400 I, UM... 841 00:35:46,433 --> 00:35:49,067 ARE YOU AND CARLOS HAVING SOME SORT OF MONEY TROUBLE? 842 00:35:49,100 --> 00:35:53,100 GABBY, IT'S OKAY IF YOU ARE. 843 00:35:53,133 --> 00:35:54,667 IS THAT SO? 844 00:35:54,700 --> 00:35:56,600 YES, AND -- AND TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, 845 00:35:56,633 --> 00:35:58,767 I'M A LITTLE INSULTED. I AM A GOOD FRIEND. 846 00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,667 WHY WOULD YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO HIDE THAT FROM ME? 847 00:36:01,700 --> 00:36:03,333 I DON'T KNOW. 848 00:36:03,367 --> 00:36:05,300 PROBABLY FOR THE SAME REASON 849 00:36:05,333 --> 00:36:07,433 YOU DIDN'T TELL ME REX WAS ONE OF MAISY'S CLIENTS. 850 00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:12,067 THAT IS OBVIOUSLY DIFFERENT. 851 00:36:12,067 --> 00:36:13,267 WHY? 852 00:36:13,300 --> 00:36:15,733 BECAUSE IT HAPPENED TO YOU? 853 00:36:15,767 --> 00:36:18,633 BREE, THIS IS HOW I SEE IT -- 854 00:36:18,667 --> 00:36:20,567 GOOD FRIENDS SUPPORT EACH OTHER 855 00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:21,833 AFTER THEY'VE BEEN HUMILIATED. 856 00:36:21,867 --> 00:36:23,400 GREAT FRIENDS 857 00:36:23,433 --> 00:36:26,400 PRETEND NOTHING HAPPENED IN THE FIRST PLACE. 858 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,700 WELL, THEN... 859 00:36:32,733 --> 00:36:35,067 GOOD LUCK ON YOUR REMODEL. 860 00:36:35,067 --> 00:36:38,367 AND PLEASE TELL REX I SAID HELLO. 861 00:36:47,433 --> 00:36:51,100 [ CHILDREN YELLING AND CHEERING ] 862 00:36:58,500 --> 00:36:59,833 HEY, TAMI. 863 00:36:59,867 --> 00:37:03,533 LYNETTE. 864 00:37:03,567 --> 00:37:06,467 I SEE TOPHER'S MADE A SPEEDY RECOVERY. 865 00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:07,700 CAN WE GO PLAY? 866 00:37:07,733 --> 00:37:09,467 YEAH, SURE, BOYS. HAVE FUN. 867 00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:12,067 WHOO! LET'S GO PLAY IN THE BOUNCE HOUSE! 868 00:37:12,067 --> 00:37:14,167 LET'S GO! LET'S GO! COME ON! 869 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:17,067 ALL RIGHT, YOU CAUGHT ME. I LIED. 870 00:37:17,067 --> 00:37:19,300 BUT, UH, YOU SURE HAVE SOME NERVE, 871 00:37:19,333 --> 00:37:21,500 CRASHING A 6-YEAR-OLD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. 872 00:37:21,533 --> 00:37:23,167 JUST SO YOU KNOW, 873 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,333 I GOT TOPHER A SET OF BONGO DRUMS. 874 00:37:25,367 --> 00:37:27,633 I KNOW YOU'LL LOVE THEM AS MUCH AS HE WILL. 875 00:37:27,667 --> 00:37:29,233 CHARLIE, COME ON OUT OF THERE! 876 00:37:29,267 --> 00:37:31,200 I DON'T WANT YOU PLAYING WITH THOSE SCAVO BOYS! 877 00:37:31,233 --> 00:37:33,767 UH, MONA, PLEASE. I'M SURE THEY'RE CLEAN. 878 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:35,300 HA HA HA HA. 879 00:37:35,333 --> 00:37:38,633 YOU ARE NOT RUINING MY PARTY. 880 00:37:38,667 --> 00:37:40,400 [ CHILDREN YELLING ] 881 00:37:40,433 --> 00:37:43,300 ALL RIGHT, PORTER, PRESTON, OKAY, OUT, OUT, OUT. 882 00:37:43,333 --> 00:37:44,500 COME ON. PORTER, PRESTON, LET'S GO. 883 00:37:44,533 --> 00:37:46,500 NO, NOT -- NOT -- NOT QUITE YET. 884 00:37:46,533 --> 00:37:48,300 BOYS, KEEP BOUNCING. THAT'S RIGHT. 885 00:37:48,333 --> 00:37:49,433 KEEP BOUNCING. 886 00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:51,133 OH, BY THE WAY, 887 00:37:51,167 --> 00:37:53,100 I SPOKE TO NURSE ABIGAIL. 888 00:37:53,133 --> 00:37:55,067 I KNOW WHO PATIENT ZERO IS. 889 00:37:56,767 --> 00:37:58,800 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT, KIDS. GET OUT. 890 00:37:58,833 --> 00:38:00,600 OUT, OUT, OUT. GO, GO. 891 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,800 HOW COULD YOU DO THAT? 892 00:38:03,833 --> 00:38:06,833 LOOK, THIS PARTY MEANT EVERYTHING TO TOPHER. 893 00:38:06,867 --> 00:38:09,200 I COULDN'T RISK PEOPLE NOT SHOWING UP. 894 00:38:09,233 --> 00:38:11,467 HE WOULD BE DEVASTATED. I HAD TO DO SOMETHING. 895 00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:13,067 AND THE BEST YOU COULD COME UP WITH 896 00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:14,433 WAS LETTING MY KIDS TAKE THE FALL? 897 00:38:14,467 --> 00:38:16,133 HEY, I HARDLY HAD TO SAY ANYTHING. 898 00:38:16,167 --> 00:38:17,700 PEOPLE WERE ALREADY SUSPICIOUS. 899 00:38:17,733 --> 00:38:19,333 OH, PLEASE. 900 00:38:19,367 --> 00:38:20,733 YEAH, IT'S TRUE. LET'S FACE IT -- 901 00:38:20,767 --> 00:38:22,600 YOUR BOYS AREN'T THE CLEANEST KIDS ON THE PLANET. 902 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:27,667 THAT WAS NOT A SMART THING TO SAY. 903 00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:29,700 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 904 00:38:29,733 --> 00:38:32,700 I'M GOING TO TELL THE TRUTH TO EVERY MOTHER OUT THERE, 905 00:38:32,733 --> 00:38:35,500 AND THEN I'M GOING TO TAKE BACK THE BONGOS. 906 00:38:35,533 --> 00:38:37,133 NO, WAIT, OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 907 00:38:37,167 --> 00:38:39,433 LOOK, I WA-- I WAS WRONG. I ADMIT IT. 908 00:38:39,467 --> 00:38:41,400 I AM REALLY, REALLY, REALLY SORRY. 909 00:38:41,433 --> 00:38:42,833 TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE. 910 00:38:42,867 --> 00:38:43,900 OKAY, OKAY. 911 00:38:43,933 --> 00:38:46,467 NO, I'LL -- I'LL TELL EVERYONE THAT I WAS WRONG, 912 00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:48,833 THAT YOUR KIDS AREN'T THE ONES. 913 00:38:48,867 --> 00:38:51,433 PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU. 914 00:38:53,533 --> 00:38:55,467 WELL, WHY ARE YOU STANDING THERE? 915 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:57,167 GET TO IT. 916 00:39:08,867 --> 00:39:10,533 BREE, HI. 917 00:39:10,567 --> 00:39:11,500 HI. 918 00:39:11,533 --> 00:39:12,700 WHAT'S UP? 919 00:39:12,733 --> 00:39:16,500 WELL, UM, I'VE BEEN DOING SOME THINKING. 920 00:39:16,533 --> 00:39:18,500 REX AND I HAVE BEEN MEMBERS OF THE FAIRVIEW COUNTRY CLUB 921 00:39:18,533 --> 00:39:20,067 FOR YEARS, AND... 922 00:39:20,100 --> 00:39:23,733 WELL, LATELY, IT SEEMS TO HAVE LOST SOME OF ITS EXCLUSIVITY, 923 00:39:23,767 --> 00:39:26,633 AND SO I'VE DECIDED NOT TO RENEW OUR MEMBERSHIP. 924 00:39:26,667 --> 00:39:30,067 I'D RATHER SEE THE MONEY GO TO SOMEONE I CARE ABOUT. 925 00:39:38,633 --> 00:39:41,500 OH, BREE, I-I CAN'T TAKE THAT. 926 00:39:41,533 --> 00:39:44,167 GABBY, THIS IS THE WAY I SEE IT -- 927 00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:47,133 GOOD FRIENDS OFFER TO HELP IN A CRISIS. 928 00:39:47,167 --> 00:39:49,700 GREAT FRIENDS... 929 00:39:49,733 --> 00:39:52,233 DON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. 930 00:39:58,433 --> 00:40:01,767 WE'RE GOING TO PAY YOU BACK EVERY CENT. 931 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,267 I PROMISE. 932 00:40:03,300 --> 00:40:06,300 TAKE YOUR TIME. 933 00:40:11,267 --> 00:40:16,500 Mary Alice: YES, EVERYONE LOVES A SCANDAL... 934 00:40:16,533 --> 00:40:21,500 NO MATTER HOW BIG OR SMALL. 935 00:40:21,533 --> 00:40:24,500 AFTER ALL... 936 00:40:24,533 --> 00:40:26,567 WHAT COULD BE MORE ENTERTAINING 937 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:31,400 THAN WATCHING THE DOWNFALL OF THE HIGH AND MIGHTY? 938 00:40:33,833 --> 00:40:35,667 WHAT COULD BE MORE AMUSING 939 00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:41,400 THAN THE PUBLIC EXPOSURE OF HYPOCRITICAL SINNERS? 940 00:40:41,433 --> 00:40:45,300 YES, EVERYONE LOVES A SCANDAL. 941 00:40:45,333 --> 00:40:46,700 AND IF FOR SOME REASON, 942 00:40:46,733 --> 00:40:50,600 YOU'RE NOT ENJOYING THE LATEST ONE... 943 00:40:52,467 --> 00:40:54,233 WELL... 944 00:40:54,267 --> 00:40:56,200 THE NEXT ONE 945 00:40:56,233 --> 00:40:59,167 IS ALWAYS AROUND THE CORNER.