1 00:00:07,466 --> 00:00:11,637 [theme music playing] 2 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:53,178 [Carrie] Once upon a time in a magical land called Manhattan, 3 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:55,222 a young woman fell in love. 4 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:02,980 Charlotte and Jack locked eyes at a black-tie benefit for Epstein-Barr. 5 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:08,777 She chased him through every disease in New York. 6 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:12,906 They've been officially dating since retinitis pigmentosa. 7 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,994 Jack was perfect for her. 8 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:21,081 Architect, philanthropist and the sex was amazing. 9 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:26,545 Late one night, Jack popped the inevitable question. 10 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:28,046 -So... -Mmm. 11 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:31,133 What are your fantasies? 12 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:35,637 God, I'd love to own my own gallery 13 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:38,515 and maybe a little cottage in Maine. 14 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:42,894 Actually, I meant more like screwing-in-an-airplane-bathroom 15 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:45,355 -kind of fantasies. -[laughing] Oh... 16 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:49,234 [Carrie] The closest Charlotte had ever come to getting screwed on a plane 17 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:52,029 was the time she lost all her luggage on a flight to Palm Beach. 18 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:54,197 Well... 19 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:57,909 I've always wanted to do it in my parents' bed. 20 00:01:58,035 --> 00:01:59,036 [both laugh] 21 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,371 Wild. I like it. 22 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:02,581 What about you? 23 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:06,126 You, me and another woman. 24 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:08,211 Come on! 25 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:09,630 I'm serious. 26 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:13,675 Charlotte, you have no idea how sexy you are, do you? 27 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:16,845 And the idea of you touching another woman... 28 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:20,932 God, it makes me hard just thinking about it. 29 00:02:22,059 --> 00:02:23,310 Wow. 30 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,693 Jack wants us to do a threesome. 31 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:34,404 Of course he does. Every guy does. 32 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,156 [Samantha] Threesomes are huge right now. 33 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:37,699 They're the blow job of the '90s. 34 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:40,410 -What was the blow job of the '80s? -Anal sex. 35 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:43,163 -Any sex, period. -Don't let him pressure you into it. 36 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:46,249 It's just this guy's cheap ploy to watch you be a lesbian for a night. 37 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:49,628 -Don't knock it till you've tried it. -I had a threesome once, I think. 38 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:52,881 In college. I was drunk. I woke up in someone else's bra. 39 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:55,717 The only way to do a threesome is to be the guest star. 40 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:57,678 -The guest star? -Yeah. 41 00:02:57,761 --> 00:03:00,639 The girl the couple gets to come in, screw and leave. 42 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:02,599 -The pinch hitter. -[Samantha] Exactly. 43 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:03,725 [Samantha] It's perfect. 44 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:06,978 All the great sex without wondering what it will do to your relationship. 45 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:11,108 -But you don't have relationships. -Which is why I have great sex. 46 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:14,194 -I've never done a threesome. -Because you have relationships. 47 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:15,612 Well, I've never done a threesome. 48 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,781 [Samantha] Come on. Of course you haven't. 49 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:20,075 You in a threesome? You won't even wear a thong. 50 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:23,745 -Jack thinks I'm sexy. -He's just buttering you up. 51 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:27,499 First, you start thinking you're hot, then he brings up the threesome thing. 52 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:30,585 Boom! Suddenly you're kissing another woman while he beats off. 53 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:31,878 Please! 54 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:34,381 Just make sure that the other woman isn't a friend. 55 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:37,634 Use somebody random, you know, somebody you meet in a bar or something. 56 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:40,011 -That's romantic. -No. 57 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:42,139 I think that I'd feel safer with a friend, 58 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:45,142 with someone I could trust. Like Carrie. 59 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:47,936 Oh... Gee, I'm flattered. 60 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:51,940 But I'd go with someone who has a little more experience, like Sam. 61 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:53,608 Well, thanks. 62 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:57,696 But there is something sexy about a first-timer like Charlotte. 63 00:03:58,321 --> 00:04:00,323 -Really? -Mm-hmm. 64 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:04,494 Oh, great. No, forget about me. 65 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,204 [all] Aw! 66 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:09,040 -Oh, come on. -You know, I'd do it with you guys. 67 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:13,295 It's like picking teams for dodgeball all over again. 68 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:15,046 [Carrie] Was Samantha right? 69 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,716 Were threesomes the new sexual frontier? 70 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:24,097 No question. Guys were infatuated with threesomes. 71 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:27,601 And when I started looking, they were everywhere. 72 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:30,645 After all, our lives are built on threesomes. 73 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:32,856 Fat, low-fat, nonfat. 74 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:36,193 First, business, economy. Moe, Larry, Curly. 75 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:39,237 Maybe we were never meant to do it with only one other person. 76 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:43,200 Maybe threesomes were the relationship of the future. 77 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:44,493 [Samantha moans] 78 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:47,829 [Carrie] Meanwhile, Samantha had been busy guest-starring in a show 79 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:50,665 I like to call "Sam Does the Married Guy." 80 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,918 I love that you're not my wife. 81 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:55,045 -I love that, too. -[groans] 82 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,672 I mean, that thing you do with your hips! 83 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:59,174 [both moaning] 84 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:01,218 Ruth won't even get on top. 85 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:04,304 [Carrie] Ken was 37, a wine importer, 86 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:08,099 unhappily married to a woman who designed modular office furniture. 87 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:11,144 This affair was the most exciting thing that had happened to him 88 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:13,104 since the '94 Montrachet. 89 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,398 -[crowd chattering] -[upbeat music playing] 90 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:19,194 [Carrie] Five hours later, Charlotte's night was just beginning. 91 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:22,239 She and Jack had just had another fantastic date, 92 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,990 dancing for dyslexia. 93 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:26,576 So, what do you think of her? 94 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,330 -[Jack] Is she hot? -Jack! 95 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:31,832 You're right. 96 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:35,210 Maybe she's more your taste. 97 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:38,004 -Stop it. -Have a light? 98 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:39,840 Sorry, I don't smoke. 99 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:41,591 That's a shame. 100 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,428 [chuckles softly] 101 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:48,849 Did you see that? She was flirting with us. 102 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,059 [clears throat] I think she was flirting with you. 103 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:54,855 Charlotte, you are such a turn on, and you have no idea. 104 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:58,733 You're giving off this sexual energy all the time. 105 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:01,528 A vibe like you've got a fire inside of you. 106 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:05,073 She'd be crazy not to be in to you. 107 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:09,327 [Carrie] Who knows whether it was her vodka or her vibe, 108 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:12,080 but Charlotte suddenly did feel a little warm. 109 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:14,165 I think she put her hand on my leg. 110 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,626 So, should I ask her to join us? 111 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:25,510 [Carrie] That night she had an eye-opening experience. 112 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:27,053 [breathing heavily] 113 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:48,199 [alarm beeps] 114 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:53,705 [Carrie] Charlotte hadn't been that excited 115 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:56,875 since she tried on her JV cheerleading uniform for the first time. 116 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:58,710 -[alarm continues beeping] -[giggles] 117 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:00,795 So what do you think your dream meant? 118 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:05,091 I'm in the sand box with Charlotte, Sam and Carrie 119 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:06,384 and none of them will play with me. 120 00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:08,053 Please. It's obvious. 121 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:11,056 [Carrie] Across town, Miranda was dealing with her own nightmare. 122 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:12,891 Look, I know it's juvenile, but it bothers me. 123 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:14,684 I'm attractive, I'm smart. Right? 124 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,561 Plenty of people should want me for a threesome. 125 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:21,358 So you're saying that you're attracted to your girlfriends. 126 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:25,195 No! But if your friends won't go down on you, who will? 127 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:26,905 Well, that's some dream. 128 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:29,491 It was so real. I can't stop thinking about it. 129 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:31,785 -And I think I enjoyed it. -That's great. 130 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:33,620 Dreams are really good way to experiment. 131 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:37,499 It's like... It's like buying a dress and keeping the tags on. 132 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:40,794 Do you think it means I should do it? Have a threesome? 133 00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:43,672 Jack says that I have a fire inside me. 134 00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:45,465 You tell him they make a cream for that. 135 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:47,133 [giggles] I'm serious. 136 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:50,303 I don't know. It's your call, but don't do it just to make Jack happy. 137 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,555 Maybe it would bring us closer. 138 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:54,808 Sweetie, don't you think it's weird 139 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:56,768 that you're thinking of sleeping with someone you don't know 140 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:58,353 to get closer to Jack? 141 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:02,273 But how well do we ever know the people we sleep with? 142 00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:04,317 [Carrie] That was the thing about Charlotte. 143 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:06,236 Just when you were about to write her off 144 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,279 as a Park Avenue Pollyanna, 145 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:11,741 she'd say something so right on, you'd think she was the Dalai Lama. 146 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:14,577 Do you think my hair's too shiny today? 147 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:17,038 [Carrie] And then... she'd say something else. 148 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:18,123 Do you? 149 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:20,083 [Carrie] But the bigger question remained... 150 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:23,753 If Charlotte was actually considering a threesome, who wasn't? 151 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:26,589 The Village Voice had more ads looking for threesomes 152 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:30,135 than it did for small, rat-infested studios running at $1,000 a month. 153 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,595 But who actually answered these ads? 154 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,598 "Wall Street honcho seeks two horny gal pals 155 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:38,059 for an East Hampton fuck-fest at my summer home. 156 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:39,561 No fatties, please." 157 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,855 "Sweet, suburban school teacher 158 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:45,442 seeks two men to fulfill her wildest fantasies. 159 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:49,988 You be Black or Hispanic, I'll be on time. 160 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:52,657 I need your dick now." 161 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,659 "X-Files fanatic twosome 162 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:57,912 seeks Scully look-alike for abduction fantasy." 163 00:08:57,996 --> 00:09:00,081 "Me, gorgeous with big boobs. 164 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:02,167 You, a couple with class. 165 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,836 Let's experience everything the city has to offer. 166 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:10,884 I'm into museums, blow jobs, theater and golden showers." 167 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:14,054 [Carrie] I seem to be the only person in New York 168 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:16,431 who still believed in the one-on-one relationship. 169 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:18,600 Mr. Big and I were actually doing sleep-overs. 170 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:20,643 Which one? 171 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,229 This one. 172 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:32,655 You better be careful. I could get used to this. 173 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:36,076 [Carrie] Why is it that putting a tie around a man's neck 174 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:38,661 is sometimes even sexier than taking it off? 175 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:40,622 What are you doing for lunch today? 176 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:43,374 I could maybe swing an hour between meetings. 177 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:47,504 [chuckles] No. Sorry, I can't. 178 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:50,590 -I have to interview someone. -[Mr. Big] About what? 179 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:53,927 Threesomes. Ever done one? 180 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:55,845 Sure. Who hasn't? 181 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:59,766 Really. With who? 182 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:01,601 My ex-wife. 183 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:04,854 [Carrie] Suddenly my column was the last thing on my mind. 184 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,107 You were married? 185 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:11,111 Yeah... [clears throat] I thought I told you. 186 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:14,197 No, you didn't. 187 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,242 An ex-wife. That's a new twist. 188 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:20,537 Yeah. And they had wild sex. Threesomes. We don't have wild sex. 189 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:24,541 We used to, but now we have sweet sex. Wild always beats out sweet. 190 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,209 But he's not with her anymore. 191 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,586 Well, it's probably because they stopped having wild sex. 192 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,421 You know, that's why Ken's fucking me. 193 00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:32,257 His wife won't give him a blow job. 194 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,591 Is that supposed to make me feel better? 195 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:36,636 He's never gonna leave his wife for you, you know? They never do. 196 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:40,431 Thank God. Who needs the trouble? This is ideal. No muss, no fuss. 197 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:42,433 Sounds like you're selling toilet bowl cleaner. 198 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,769 Does this color turn you on? 199 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,730 [Carrie] You had to hand it to Miranda. She was determined. 200 00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:49,482 It's a little bit orange. 201 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:51,901 You know, there's only one thing left to do. 202 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:53,945 What? Leave him before he leaves me? 203 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:56,531 You kidding? Check out the ex. 204 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:04,455 [Carrie] Charlotte was right. We don't really know the people we sleep with. 205 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:07,667 After all, what did I really know about Mr. Big? 206 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,669 Except he had an ex-wife named Barbara, 207 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,754 who, I quickly discovered, worked in publishing. 208 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,423 My plan was simple. 209 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:17,302 I'd pitch her a steamy, bodice-ripping paperback which she'd probably reject, 210 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:20,263 but at least I'd get five minutes face-to-face with her. 211 00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:21,472 Carrie? 212 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,601 Come right in. Barbara's ready for you. 213 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,604 [Barbara] Okay, that's good. 214 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,771 Thanks. Bye. 215 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:32,108 Carrie Bradshaw. I am so excited. 216 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,610 -[Carrie] Oh. -Sit down. 217 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,570 I'm a huge fan of your work. 218 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,947 [Carrie] Good taste and beautiful. Could it get worse? 219 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:42,327 Oh. Special Olympics chairwoman. 220 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:44,829 Sorry. I haven't hung it yet. 221 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,332 So, I'm dying to hear your pitch. 222 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,542 I never knew you were interested in writing children's books. 223 00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:54,005 Well, who doesn't love children's books? 224 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:57,508 [Carrie] Five minutes of bodice-ripping material out the window. 225 00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:01,804 So I did what any writer would do. I pulled an idea out of my ass. 226 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:09,354 Well, my story is about a little girl named Cathy... 227 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:11,564 Little Cathy. 228 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,234 And what makes Little Cathy special? 229 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:18,780 Well, she's got these magic... 230 00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:21,574 cigarettes. 231 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:25,078 -She has magic cigarettes? -Yes. 232 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,914 Little Cathy and her magic cigarettes. 233 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,792 And whenever she lights up, 234 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:34,045 she can go anywhere in the whole wide world, you know... 235 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:36,881 Arabia, New Jersey. 236 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:40,176 I mean, that stuff is all gonna be worked out, of course. 237 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:43,763 You want to write a children's book about smoking? 238 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:46,266 Well, it's a... It's a children's book for adults. 239 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,230 [bursts out laughing] 240 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:54,148 You are outrageous. I love it. 241 00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,733 I thought you might. 242 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:59,696 I have been dying to do something with an edge. This could be great. 243 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,406 [Carrie] It was the last straw. 244 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:05,034 She was smart, beautiful, and she got me. 245 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:06,869 I'd have to kill her. 246 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:10,999 Meanwhile, Samantha was about to have 247 00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:13,626 her own close encounter with the third kind. 248 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,878 -Oh, I'm sorry. -Sorry. 249 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,588 -Ken! -Sam! 250 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:20,008 -You two know each other? -Sure. 251 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:24,262 Not really. Ruth, this is Sam. Samantha. 252 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:25,972 She bought some pinot noir from me. 253 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,641 -Sam, this is my wife Ruth. -Hi. 254 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:29,809 Hi. 255 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:32,770 Okay, we should be going. See you. 256 00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,399 [Carrie] That afternoon was a first for Samantha. 257 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:39,610 She successfully screwed a guy in under two minutes. 258 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,575 The more Miranda analyzed, the worse her nightmares got. 259 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:48,453 So, the four of us get into a cab, 260 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,330 only they won't let me sit in back with them. 261 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:51,998 They make me ride up front with the driver, 262 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:55,001 who happens to be the original Chris from The Partridge Family. 263 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:58,046 What I'm hearing is that you're still very upset 264 00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:00,340 about being sexually rejected by your friends. 265 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,342 Let me ask you something. 266 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,470 Would you do a threesome with me? 267 00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:11,476 I think we need to talk about why you're asking me that. 268 00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,519 I take that as a no. 269 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:17,065 [Carrie] That night, I thought I could put 270 00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:19,233 the whole Barbara thing out of my mind. 271 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:22,028 After all, Mr. Big was with me now. 272 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:27,408 [Barbara] Nibbling his ear lobes? How sweet. 273 00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:29,619 Let me show you how it's really done. 274 00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:35,792 [Carrie] So I guess you couldn't avoid a threesome 275 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,419 because even if you're the only person in the bed, 276 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:41,172 someone has always been there before you. 277 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:44,717 Hey. What just happened? Where'd you go? 278 00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:47,887 I was preoccupied. 279 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,014 No kidding. About what? 280 00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:53,059 [Carrie] Your ex-wife's breasts, your ex-wife's lips, 281 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:54,936 your ex-wife's long legs. 282 00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,063 My column. 283 00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:02,235 You know, I didn't tell you I was married because it was a long time ago. 284 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,237 What happened? 285 00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:07,865 Alienation of affection followed by divorce. 286 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,161 Let's not talk about the past. 287 00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,163 Please? 288 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:21,712 [Carrie] What Mr. Big didn't realize was the past was sleeping right next to me. 289 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,343 Hey. 290 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,471 The next day, the flesh-and-blood Barbara asked me to lunch. 291 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:33,474 -Hi. -Hi. Thanks for meeting me. 292 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,768 Oh. Thanks for inviting me. 293 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:38,604 Wow! You changed your hair. 294 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,524 Oh. Well, thanks. [laughs] 295 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:46,112 -Listen, I have some not great news. -[Carrie] I'm back with Mr. Big? 296 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:49,240 The head guys didn't go for Little Cathy. But fuck them. 297 00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:51,659 They wouldn't know a good book if it bit them in the ass. 298 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,369 Yeah, fuck them. [laughs] 299 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:55,413 I still love the project. 300 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,707 And at the risk of sounding like a groupie, 301 00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,460 I'd really like it if we could become friends. 302 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:02,837 Friends? 303 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:07,258 Two hours and four chardonnays later, I was sleeping with the enemy. 304 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:11,220 -So, never been married? -Once. Long time ago. 305 00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:12,763 Really? What happened? 306 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:17,185 He had a wandering eye. Wandered right over to my best friend. 307 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,439 So what about you? Are you seeing anyone? 308 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,151 No one special. 309 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,447 For Samantha, the shit was about to hit the phone. 310 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:30,865 [phone ringing] 311 00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:32,700 Hello. 312 00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,535 It's over. I told my wife. 313 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,163 -Who is this? -It's Ken. 314 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:40,750 Wait. You told Ruth about us? 315 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,419 I'm in love with you. Now we can be together. 316 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,255 No, no, no. 317 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,548 Hang on. 318 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:52,178 -Hello. -Samantha? This is Ruth Scheer, 319 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:53,679 Ken's wife. 320 00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:56,849 -I found your number in his sock drawer. -Hang on. 321 00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:00,394 Listen to me. You love your wife. 322 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:03,731 -No. I'm in love with you. -No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 323 00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:08,945 [Carrie] Sam's "no muss, no fuss" affair was starting to feel very mussy. 324 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,405 -I'm back. -I don't know who you are, 325 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,991 but Ken and I love each other very much. 326 00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:16,035 Of course you do. 327 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,913 And we have an unshakable bond. 328 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:22,041 Whatever it takes, I'm gonna keep this marriage together. 329 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:25,461 Good for you. Now listen, Ruth, this was a huge mistake. 330 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,964 It didn't mean anything. It was just sex. 331 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,715 Exactly! 332 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:33,052 [Ruth] And if being sexually adventuresome 333 00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:37,515 will keep this marriage together, then I am prepared to join you... 334 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,267 with him... 335 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:41,018 in bed. 336 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,270 [blows nose] 337 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:47,483 Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. 338 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:51,696 [Carrie] Samantha was a guest star. Series regular was not in her contract. 339 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,156 [classical music playing] 340 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:57,618 That night at the Attention Deficit Disorder Masked Ball, 341 00:17:57,702 --> 00:18:00,580 Charlotte felt free to indulge her fantasy. 342 00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:05,126 It's amazing what some sequins on a stick can do to free up inhibitions. 343 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:09,088 So, who here is your type? 344 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,849 [Charlotte] Do you like peacocks? 345 00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:21,517 Do you? 346 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,149 [Carrie] Then, Charlotte did the unthinkable. 347 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:35,281 [laughs nervously] Oh, my God. She winked at me. 348 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:36,616 Excellent. 349 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,326 I need to get out of here. 350 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:49,962 Hey, you okay? 351 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,881 Yeah, I think so. 352 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,299 So, how'd it feel? 353 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,468 Weird. 354 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:57,678 Well, I enjoyed it. 355 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,600 -I do have another fantasy. -What's that? 356 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,311 Doing it upstairs at a party. 357 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,202 [peacock woman clears throat] 358 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:25,998 Can I join you? 359 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,544 [Carrie] She realized that this was her moment. 360 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:34,048 If she was going to take the plunge, it was now or never. 361 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,551 [giggles] 362 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:57,238 [Carrie] Unfortunately, it was Jack who plunged first. 363 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:01,200 Apparently someone else's fire was a little stronger than Charlotte's. 364 00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,994 She was not the guest star in this fantasy. 365 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,039 [moaning] 366 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,173 [Carrie] Meanwhile, at a bar downtown... 367 00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:27,101 -Miranda? -Hi. 368 00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:29,478 What a relief. 369 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:34,734 Most of the women who answered our ad, well, they were, you know, kind of... 370 00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:35,818 Butt ugly. 371 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,404 [exclaiming in relief] Nothing like you. 372 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:40,740 Thanks. 373 00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:42,783 We've never done anything like this before. 374 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,537 It's a huge fantasy of Mark's. 375 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,998 I offered to do it for this 30th birthday. 376 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,500 Whatever happened to giving a nice pen? 377 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,377 [both laughing] 378 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:55,379 [sighs] 379 00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:58,382 So are you doing anything tonight? 380 00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:03,888 Let me just be clear here. You want to do a threesome with me. 381 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,434 You know, if you're busy, we understand. 382 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,813 I tell you what. Let me just make a quick phone call. Okay? 383 00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,027 [giggling] 384 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:28,579 [Carrie] That night, Miranda finally got her validation. 385 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,916 Her shrink had suggested she come three times a week. 386 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,879 I didn't see Mr. Big for eight days. 387 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:40,216 -Well, that was a great meal. -Yeah, it was. 388 00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:43,511 Actually, the food was terrible, 389 00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:45,513 and we were both talking to each other like strangers. 390 00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:47,056 What is wrong? 391 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:50,184 Look, you tell me you have an ex-wife. 392 00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:53,270 You tell me you guys had a three-way. Yes, I asked. 393 00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:57,024 But you drop this big bomb, and you don't even give me any details. 394 00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:59,652 You don't even tell me why you broke up. 395 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:01,570 I cheated on her. 396 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,489 -Yeah, I know. She told me at lunch. -I know you know. 397 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:04,532 She told me she told you. 398 00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:06,784 -She told you? -She told me. 399 00:22:07,201 --> 00:22:08,494 See, that's another thing. 400 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,830 You didn't tell me that you're still talking to her. 401 00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:13,374 I still talk to all my ex-wives. 402 00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:15,626 I'm so not finding that funny. 403 00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:18,712 Oh, come... Listen, wait a minute. 404 00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:22,049 You know, the reason we had the threesome 405 00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:25,678 is because we were both looking for something or someone else. 406 00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:29,014 ["Meant To Be" playing] 407 00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:35,980 Do you know anyone who's right for me? Hmm? 408 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:42,152 How tricky things can be 409 00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:47,074 But I really do believe that... 410 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,785 [Carrie] And then it was just the two of us. 411 00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:53,247 And I realized the real appeal of the threesome... 412 00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:54,456 it was easy. 413 00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:56,500 It's intimacy that's the bitch. 414 00:22:56,625 --> 00:23:03,549 Listen here Some things are meant to be 415 00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:11,765 Tried to take it slow 416 00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:14,143 Tried to lose control 417 00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:17,438 [theme music playing]