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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎各位模擬農夫，早安！

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‎我是縱火蛾，讓你在彩道上
‎身暖暖，心涼涼

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‎為大家獻上一首抱抱貓的

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‎經典名曲

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‎《讓我七上八下，拒我於千里之外》

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‎大家早！

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‎主人，謝謝你把我啟動

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‎你今天要進入

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‎哪個模擬宇宙？

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‎地球1-9432

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‎由於一次輕易就能避免的操作錯誤

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‎導致這個地球上的生物

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‎-全數毀滅
‎-真慘

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‎刪除地球

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‎地球4-169

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‎因另一次操作錯誤
‎目前呈現殭屍末日的景象

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‎你選擇眼鏡哥

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‎這個人物的魅力值是23

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‎選得好！

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‎鎖定眼鏡哥

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‎化身選擇畫面

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‎莎洛夫人、神豬

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‎-高先生、波比…
‎-要找個新的化身

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‎…海灘猛男

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‎-哇！
‎-已選擇海灘猛男

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‎與模擬器結合，倒數…

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‎三、二、一

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‎（大麻，環保）

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‎解放大麻！

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‎天哪！

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‎糟糕！眼鏡哥，慘了！

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‎拜託別死！對不起！請別死

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‎你的小眼鏡，我幫你弄好

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‎我是總統

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‎哇！

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‎酷喔

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‎我可以拍你嗎？
‎要用在我的視訊廣播、資訊廣播

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‎資訊串流，我的資訊串流…

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‎所有人都看得到，會在太空播放

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‎好啊

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‎太好了

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‎（《午夜福音》
‎特別來賓：德魯賓斯基醫師）

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‎我稍微準備一下

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‎請見諒，等我一下

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‎首先，我要謝謝你

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‎我的榮幸

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‎周遭的殭屍末日情況

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‎肯定讓你忙得不可開交

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‎是啊，我實在不想聊殭屍的事

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‎好，那些為大麻抗爭的人呢？

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‎-那些王八蛋？
‎-對

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‎首先呢，大家都不懂我的觀點

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‎以為我反對大麻，或反對合法化

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‎-是
‎-也不能說我支持

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‎我支持人類自由、美國體制

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‎-讓人民決定法律
‎-好

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‎我覺得這不…如果我要…

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‎如果有人把我的臉壓在鏡子上，問我

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‎“情況是好是壞？”

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‎我覺得結果可能不太樂觀

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‎但我會處理，我會…

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‎-費雪會處理
‎-總統先生？

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‎-也許情況會變好
‎-抱歉…

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‎幹嘛？沒看到我在受訪嗎？這位是…

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‎-我叫克蘭西
‎-我要繼續跟克蘭西講話

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‎殭屍闖進防線內了

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‎步槍給我，我會處理，你剛說什麼？

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‎對，近期有項研究顯示

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‎藥用大麻能降低近三成的死亡率

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‎其實…之後還有更多數據出來

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‎-什麼數據？
‎-如果有很多…

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‎如果有娛樂用大麻
‎鴉片類藥物用量會大幅降低

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‎-確實有幫助？有意思
‎-很簡單，對啊

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‎我也看到了，心想
‎“這可能就是解決之道”

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‎-能跟我去外面嗎？
‎-好

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‎或許這能解決鴉片類藥物氾濫

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‎與慢性疼痛的問題

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‎我寧可看大家吸一堆大麻
‎也不想看他們

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‎繼續吃現在那些藥

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‎他們吃的綜合藥物
‎裡面有鴉片類、苯二氮䓬類

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‎與安眠藥物，服用會致死

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‎對，現在的病患服用藥物死亡

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‎就是吃了那些藥

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‎而且，那些藥物會讓病患持續疼痛
‎甚至導致殘疾！

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‎-對
‎-喪失能力，無法自理

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‎有些人吸大麻，整天都坐在沙發上

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‎但有些人過得很好

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‎大麻有個特性是鴉片類藥物沒有的

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‎-如果你吸食大麻過量…
‎-你好！

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‎謝謝總統！

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‎你好！

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‎謝謝總統！

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‎-你好
‎-總統，謝謝！

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‎請繼續…

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‎-你的意識…
‎-你不會死

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‎不會死，但你會受自己的精神官能症

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‎-內在弱點、恐懼…
‎-如果你…

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‎-如果你“吸食過量”，對
‎-人家說：“我有妄想症”

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‎通常意思是

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‎“大麻讓我看到自己這些面向

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‎但我現在不想去面對”

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‎這能替人帶來很多正向的改變
‎並非總是如此

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‎很多時候，我絕對疑神疑鬼過
‎我擔心的事

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‎都很荒唐又可笑，我清醒之後…

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‎能看清這一點，但很多時候
‎我大量吸食大麻後

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‎自己看到一些事情，事後明白

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‎“媽的，我得努力一點
‎我幹嘛不運動？

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‎我需要多運動，這太扯了

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‎我幹嘛…我酒喝得有點多

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‎我要少喝一點”

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‎我有沒有跟你說過
‎我好幾年前吃安眠藥

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‎-差點死掉？
‎-沒有

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‎我的媽呀

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‎我去參加派對

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‎有個人去那裡賣安眠藥

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‎-那時是中午12點
‎-好怪

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‎-有什麼比這糟糕？
‎-“快上車！回家！”

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‎-對…
‎-“喝了多少酒？

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‎-讚啦，配得剛剛好”
‎-對

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‎我跟他買了一些

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‎不知道我幹嘛跟他買

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‎我很清楚，千千萬萬不能

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‎吃苯二氮䓬類藥物又喝酒

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‎絕對不行！大家都是這樣死的
‎這是奪命組合！

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‎-對
‎-我就是那樣，我記得…

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‎一種奪命組合，還有其他的

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‎我好像吞了一顆

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‎一邊喝酒，感覺很放鬆…

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‎-但我忘記…
‎-這就是苯二氮䓬類藥物的危險

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‎-就是這樣死的
‎-對，你會忘記

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‎-我又吃一顆
‎-安必恩會讓你忘記

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‎對了，讓我澄清一下我的…

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‎我不喜歡把藥分成好的跟壞的

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‎沒有所謂的好藥跟壞藥

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‎有種化學物質，它不好也不壞

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‎可能是我們創造的，或自然存在的

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‎人類跟這個物質的關係

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‎才是問題所在

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‎個人的生理習性
‎與它會引發的反應等等

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‎這才是問題

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‎例如煩寧…

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‎如果你需要做結腸鏡檢查…

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‎煩寧或類似的藥物就很有用！

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‎如果你是在派對上喝苦艾酒
‎準備開車回家

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‎-那就會害慘你！
‎-對！

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‎-啊！謝謝您！
‎-不是煩寧本身好不好

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‎是當時的情況與關係不好

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‎我絕對忘不了

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‎我當晚躺在床上

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‎努力回想自己吃了幾顆藥

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‎-當時快昏睡過去了
‎-天哪

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‎後來發現我不能動了

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‎-就像…
‎-喔

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‎如果我想站起來，也沒有辦法

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‎-我當時漸漸要睡著
‎-天哪

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‎我隔天醒來，謝天謝地，我還活著

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‎-如果當時嘔吐的話，我就死了
‎-人就是這樣死的

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‎就是這樣，這叫吸入性肺炎

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‎抱歉

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‎也不用吐很多

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‎有時只是逆流，有時是一點點的唾液

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‎跑錯到氣管，進入肺部

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‎嘴巴裡的細菌

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‎全都跑進肺部，這很糟糕

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‎你罹患肺炎，引發敗血病

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‎然後休克，半小時到一小時就死了

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‎-可能很快
‎-天哪！

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‎-那些東西很邪惡
‎-對

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‎-邪惡…
‎-不是…

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‎是碰到那種情況，跟化學物質無關
‎那是自然存在的東西

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‎總統先生！

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‎我們得啟動阿爾法協定

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‎-酷喔
‎-莎洛，向前衝！

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‎總統，祝您好運！
‎很榮幸能為您服務…

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‎有意思的是…

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‎我們一來一往討論
‎我也更能把意思講明白，因為我…

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‎有些人能讓我用不同視野看世界

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‎我喜歡跟那種人在一起
‎你就是那種人

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‎謝謝

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‎你說的話我都願意聽，覺得很有意思

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‎但我會說：“你這樣會傷到人”

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‎-注意到了嗎？我會去假設那些事
‎-對

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‎開國元勛以前會說
‎要讓可怕的世界領導人

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‎-腦袋開花
‎-對！

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‎-然後…
‎-沒錯

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‎我們說：“他能頓悟，變得開心

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‎明白自己在做什麼”
‎我心想“或者他會更陰沉”

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‎-不知道，這有道理
‎-每次都是這個“或者”…

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‎-快閃吧
‎-好

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‎殭屍要來了，快點

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‎我很喜歡一句話

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‎健康就是在現實的條件下

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‎接受、理解和面對現實

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‎外面有人嗎？

196
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‎我是恰克查爾斯，想得救…就進來！

197
00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:41,163
‎來購物中心！進來！

198
00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:44,709
‎你講過一段話，我印象很深

199
00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:46,544
‎就是電梯迷幻劑的

200
00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:47,753
‎-那個比喻
‎-對

201
00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:52,508
‎-你很常用，還是…
‎-我把迷幻劑比喻成電梯

202
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:56,512
‎把你帶到最頂樓

203
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,639
‎那裡在狂歡開派對

204
00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:02,727
‎門一打開
‎你看到烏托邦式的極樂世界

205
00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:05,146
‎你從沒聽過，也從沒看過

206
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‎從來不知道有這種事
‎然後電梯響了一聲

207
00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:10,192
‎門關起來，又把你送下樓

208
00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:12,361
‎突然你又對著馬路上的人大叫

209
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‎這是在比喻迷幻劑的作用

210
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‎沒錯

211
00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:20,161
‎我心裡又會想…

212
00:10:20,244 --> 00:10:22,204
‎“如果電梯沒停在一樓

213
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,873
‎而是停在地下二樓呢？”

214
00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,416
‎-把你帶到更下面？
‎-對

215
00:10:25,499 --> 00:10:27,918
‎身為醫生，我心裡老是會這樣擔心

216
00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:30,588
‎假設真的把你帶到更下面

217
00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:33,090
‎比方說，你能乘熱氣球飛上天

218
00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:34,842
‎看到美麗的山頂

219
00:10:34,925 --> 00:10:37,261
‎然後熱氣球稍微偏離航線

220
00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:40,431
‎你還是看過山頂了，我覺得…

221
00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:42,642
‎那是它獨立的價值

222
00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:43,809
‎我的媽呀！

223
00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:47,563
‎去死吧！再死一次！

224
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,277
‎-開什麼玩笑？
‎-過來

225
00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:55,404
‎-去你的！
‎-快點

226
00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:59,075
‎-沒事吧？
‎-沒事，繼續走

227
00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:01,661
‎有件事很怪，我們幹嘛逃跑？

228
00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,287
‎-殭屍動作很慢
‎-我知道！

229
00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:06,165
‎我們可以站著…我們就站著不動

230
00:11:06,248 --> 00:11:08,626
‎-來抓我！殭屍，快點！
‎-在這兒！

231
00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:12,505
‎糟糕，那好像是我阿姨

232
00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,425
‎哎呀，有購物中心

233
00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:24,350
‎後來我問了一個問題

234
00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:27,895
‎“怎樣享受歡愉，又能自我掌控？”

235
00:11:27,978 --> 00:11:31,065
‎-臭殭屍！
‎-對，這點很重要

236
00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:32,983
‎這牽扯到很多層面

237
00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:38,114
‎我現在很熱衷一種冥想，就是…

238
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:43,119
‎靜靜坐著，注意自己的呼吸

239
00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:48,374
‎非常清楚自己的想法、情緒
‎與身體的感受

240
00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:49,667
‎就是…

241
00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:52,628
‎這叫做正念，正念練習

242
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:56,132
‎就是觀察自己的行為與感受

243
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:58,426
‎-以及思考模式
‎-找到解藥了

244
00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:03,431
‎意識到自己內心許多情緒的

245
00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:04,515
‎-根源
‎-對

246
00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:09,520
‎尤其是對我來說
‎我會生氣，有時會暴怒

247
00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:14,275
‎不必一臉困惑的樣子，我真的會暴怒

248
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,861
‎自己坐在那裡就會發脾氣

249
00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:18,779
‎還是被交通激怒？

250
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,865
‎我現在好多了

251
00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:23,617
‎但我年輕的時候

252
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:26,036
‎經常發脾氣，我會…

253
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,581
‎記得有次印表機壞掉

254
00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:31,417
‎我一個人在公寓裡大發雷霆

255
00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:34,545
‎一怒之下，打爛印表機

256
00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:35,838
‎（巴布瓦商店）

257
00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:37,798
‎我痊癒了！

258
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,550
‎來踢沙包嘍！

259
00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:42,219
‎我有那種傾向

260
00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:45,097
‎所以迷幻藥對我一直很有用

261
00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:55,232
‎進來

262
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,150
‎（進來）

263
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‎進來

264
00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:03,407
‎進來

265
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‎進來

266
00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:20,132
‎但冥想也非常有用

267
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:24,595
‎現在我能坐下來冥想，狗可能會叫

268
00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:25,763
‎就在我冥想的時候

269
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:30,851
‎我能看到內心的怒火開始燒起來

270
00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:33,771
‎這個時候，他們會說：“把它當作

271
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:37,858
‎你坐在森林裡，看到一種稀有動物

272
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,444
‎走進一片空地”

273
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:44,198
‎多數人生氣的時候，都會做出反應

274
00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:46,534
‎但我們要進入反應模式

275
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:50,120
‎你可能會停止冥想，大罵那些狗

276
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,122
‎或做點什麼讓牠們安靜下來

277
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:55,584
‎-讓憤怒加劇的行為
‎-對，你仔細看

278
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,419
‎仔細觀察

279
00:13:57,753 --> 00:14:02,967
‎佛教把憤怒比喻為
‎根部苦澀的一朵香甜的花

280
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:06,262
‎所以我們跟著甜味…

281
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,179
‎她要生了嗎？

282
00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:10,599
‎-對，她…
‎-好

283
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,393
‎還好嗎？需要什麼嗎？

284
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:16,313
‎-深呼吸
‎-我們計劃在水中分娩

285
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,357
‎停車，也許能找到什麼

286
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,192
‎（出口）

287
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:26,699
‎-啥？
‎-我的天啊！

288
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:30,828
‎我們剛才在講什麼？

289
00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:33,581
‎他在講什麼冥想之類的

290
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:35,749
‎對，或是觀察你的感覺

291
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:39,295
‎跟著感覺走，走到有毒的根…

292
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:43,173
‎是用感覺還是洞察的方式？
‎這樣問你懂嗎？

293
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:46,594
‎是跟著感覺走，還是會具體地

294
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:49,263
‎想起某次的經驗之類的？

295
00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:52,683
‎這叫留意，你可以…

296
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:54,518
‎這就像是…

297
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,729
‎-例如一種情緒
‎-好

298
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:59,648
‎這些都很模稜兩可…

299
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,651
‎你常隱約注意到那些肉身上的東西

300
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:06,113
‎-沒錯，那到底是什麼？
‎-對

301
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:08,449
‎所以這是一種練習

302
00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:13,287
‎用顯微鏡觀察
‎內心反覆出現的情緒模式

303
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:15,748
‎因為大多時候，如果你有消極情緒

304
00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:16,999
‎-你會去避免
‎-對

305
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:20,628
‎-你會把注意力轉移到下件事…
‎-拜託

306
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:22,504
‎你總是處在一種…

307
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:23,964
‎臭殭屍

308
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:26,550
‎-要是我們沒有轉身…
‎-什麼？

309
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,844
‎…放大來檢視

310
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,972
‎這個碎形是什麼？這個練習很有意思

311
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:34,475
‎-就…好吧
‎-用力！

312
00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:35,851
‎-呼吸！
‎-不

313
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,395
‎-妳可以的
‎-用力，之前是呼吸，現在要用力

314
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,105
‎然後呼吸，不是要先呼吸？

315
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:43,484
‎不對，是用力！哈囉，寶寶！

316
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,319
‎咱們走

317
00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:50,741
‎在佛教中，分析這些事物的心理形式

318
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:52,701
‎都是次要的

319
00:15:55,287 --> 00:16:00,042
‎相對於觀察任何情緒狀態
‎思想或身體感覺

320
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,920
‎具有相似模式的方式

321
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:06,423
‎這會升高，消散，然後消失

322
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:09,301
‎對我而言，你說的那些神奇的事

323
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,178
‎大都發生在人際關係裡

324
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:13,847
‎對我來說，除非我清楚感覺得到

325
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,892
‎否則很難對這些東西有共鳴

326
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:21,689
‎也有像你這樣的人，可是我這個領域

327
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:23,232
‎最近變得很廣大

328
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,778
‎做這件事的人
‎大多沒做到你形容的那麼好

329
00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:29,947
‎你說的也是其中重要的部分

330
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,491
‎你說的是精神團體

331
00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:35,119
‎他們也承認佛教

332
00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:36,328
‎重要的是

333
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:39,790
‎讓我們鼓勵彼此，儘可能接近真相

334
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:43,585
‎或像你之前提到的
‎在現實的條件下面對現實

335
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:47,131
‎讓人驚訝的是
‎大家都說：“現實很糟糕

336
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:49,258
‎世界很糟糕…”，老兄，過來

337
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:54,138
‎我們想在這個過程中不斷向後退

338
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:56,515
‎直到再也看不到自己

339
00:16:56,598 --> 00:17:00,811
‎我們想進入完全觀察者的狀態
‎直到你達到…

340
00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:02,438
‎-意識的意識
‎-沒錯

341
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,273
‎-對
‎-你就會完全清醒

342
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,942
‎概念就是，那才是我們真實的自我

343
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,320
‎這整個物質世界，包括我們的身體

344
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:14,324
‎是一種現…我不會講

345
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:18,120
‎-現象學
‎-現象學的領域

346
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:22,166
‎一個現象的領域，壓縮在這個意識中

347
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:28,255
‎所以認為我是獨自一人
‎或認為我是一個個體的這種想法

348
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:31,091
‎其實你已經不是了，這很有意思

349
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:32,926
‎那是錯的，扭曲事實

350
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:36,555
‎因為你是事物
‎與觀察者匯集而成的結果

351
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:38,390
‎因此產生自我的幻覺

352
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,392
‎如果宇宙是海豚

353
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:43,437
‎那麼基本上，我們的身體就是漁網

354
00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:45,898
‎我們會自我纏繞

355
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:48,108
‎嗑藥時會有那種感覺？

356
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:49,485
‎對

357
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,415
‎哇！

358
00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:05,959
‎感覺很棒

359
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,420
‎對啊！天哪，我愛死了！

360
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:11,215
‎聽起來殭屍好像在…

361
00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:12,883
‎殭屍在唱歌！

362
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:16,595
‎我們出生

363
00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:20,182
‎然後死亡

364
00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:25,479
‎多數人在有生之年只會哭泣

365
00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:27,981
‎哭泣

366
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:32,069
‎我們曾經失明，如今重見光明

367
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:35,239
‎成為殭屍真好

368
00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:38,575
‎現在我知道了
‎沒有哪裡能進來或出去

369
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:39,701
‎就是這麼簡單

370
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:42,830
‎我們慢慢走

371
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,415
‎因為不需要跑

372
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:50,754
‎況且，幹嘛跑呢？眼前的是愛呀

373
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,007
‎丹！

374
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:57,594
‎生命是座監獄，我們找到鑰匙了

375
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:01,807
‎就是讓殭屍咬一口

376
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:09,231
‎總統先生！

377
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:13,652
‎總統先生，我們來救你了

378
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:16,029
‎我們有解毒魚叉

379
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:21,577
‎別驚慌，我們會給你解毒十字弓

380
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:25,038
‎發射解毒魚叉！

381
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:29,042
‎立刻發射解毒魚叉！

382
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:30,919
‎發射解藥！

383
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:34,506
‎朝總統發射殭屍解藥！

384
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:48,061
‎感謝你當我的嘉賓，有什麼遺言嗎？

385
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,938
‎感謝你邀請我

386
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:53,192
‎遺言…沒有所謂的壞藥

387
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:55,777
‎要視情況而定！

388
00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:59,156
‎再會！

389
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:23,347
‎天哪，朋友！你們看到了嗎？

390
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:27,392
‎內臟都扯出來了
‎但我仍然完整無缺站在這裡

391
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:30,604
‎多元宇宙的優秀居民，非常感謝各位

392
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:33,857
‎收聽《午夜福音》

393
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:38,070
‎本節目唯一的訂閱者荷娜詹森
‎我為妳而活

394
00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:41,281
‎妳讓我早上起床臉上掛著笑容

395
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:44,243
‎荷娜，請繼續收聽，我們在妳夢中見

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‎有些人能讓我用不同視野看世界
‎我喜歡跟那種人在一起

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‎你就是那種人

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‎沒有所謂的壞藥

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‎-好藥…
‎-進來！

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‎好藥…

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‎進來！

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‎進來！

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‎好藥…

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‎字幕翻譯：鄭思宇