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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎加油，你可以的！

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‎克拉姆，你又抽菸了嗎？快點！

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‎快點，奧斯里！你在前面，快點！

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‎朗度，你在幹嘛？

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‎是另一邊！

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‎到底要講幾遍？相信自己，快點！

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‎你在幹嘛？你坐著不動

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‎-喂？
‎-克蘭西，我是莎拉

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‎這是克蘭西吉爾羅伊的官方語音信箱

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‎真不巧，我正忙著

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‎製作我那成功又受歡迎的太空播客

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‎請留言，我或我的助理莎洛

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‎會跟你聯絡

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‎嗶

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‎假扮語音信箱已經沒用了

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‎沒關係，你不必回話

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‎我只是想讓你知道我愛你

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‎如果你是怕我討債，你不必還錢了

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‎我知道你搬去彩道是要重新開始

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‎但克蘭西，不論你去哪裡

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‎如果你不改變，事情還是一樣

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‎聖雄甘地說過一句話

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‎人的心中有一個地方

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‎有彩虹的地方，上帝的腳印一定…

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‎語音信箱已滿，沒收到留言

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‎-天哪
‎-克蘭西，早安

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‎今天選擇哪一個宇宙？

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‎給我一個星球，我得做個專訪

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‎這個怎麼樣？

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‎由於操作錯誤，此星球已無生物

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‎這一個呢？還是這個？

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‎還是這一個，這一個？怎麼回事？

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‎主人，畫紅色大叉的星球

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‎-表示因為操作錯誤…
‎-等等！

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‎這個星球沒有畫叉

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‎送我去這裡

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‎你選擇雙面鏡泡泡星球

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‎很不幸，由於操作錯誤

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‎該星球上有知覺的泡泡都破了

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‎因為太孤獨

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‎等等！好像還剩下一個

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‎開啟觀看口，看看是誰

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‎-觀看口開啟中
‎-謝了

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‎鏡中人

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‎誰在反映誰？

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‎分不出誰比較孤獨

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‎是我還是你？

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‎很抱歉這麼說

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‎但這是道別

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‎但願下一個你映出的東西

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‎不會總是讓你哭泣

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‎鏡中人…

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‎不，等一下！

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‎送我去，我能讓他開心，瞄準泡泡人

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‎不！

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‎模擬器，搞什麼？

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‎你要修正操作錯誤，我才能…

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‎常見問題，請看常見問題

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‎我寄了40個訊息，請開啟任一個

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‎好啦…

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‎常見…

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‎問題，媽的

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‎（蹦比，派）

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‎（彌賽亞派）

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‎這看起來不錯

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‎我跟陌生人
‎在淹水的地下室吸古柯鹼

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‎鄰居帶了那個彌賽亞派來

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‎我吃了一片，突然想到
‎解決我那些問題的方法

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‎就是帶彌賽亞派去給鄰居

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‎從那時候開始
‎我就擺脫了所有情感上的痛苦

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‎（彌賽亞派）

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‎嚐一口就知道

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‎（彌賽亞派，即刻下載）

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‎好耶！

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‎彌賽亞派

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‎加入這個大家庭

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‎彌賽亞派

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‎嚐一口就知道

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‎主人，派好了

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‎（彌賽亞派）

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‎是米屎派吧

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‎主人，很好笑

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‎很好笑

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‎你永遠看不到自己的眼睛
‎是不是很怪呢？

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‎對

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‎莎洛，走，去見鄰居

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‎（《午夜福音》
‎特別來賓：大衛尼克特恩）

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‎-璦里芬四號發現工藝品
‎-那就去拿回我們的東西

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‎來光宗耀祖

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‎又在工藝品車上睡覺了
‎是吧，蛆豬？

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‎沒有，父親

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‎我只是在靜思你的成就

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‎軟弱蛆蟲假惺惺的謊話

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‎簡直跟我那呆瓜女兒一樣爛

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‎爸爸，對不起

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‎抱歉，打擾妳了，甜心

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‎我可不想干擾到藝術家！

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‎但有實際的工作要做

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‎-快點
‎-爸！

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‎該收成了！

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‎模擬器，帶我們去
‎璦里芬四號工藝品那裡，動作快

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‎我去控制室

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‎沒問題，主人

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‎不准休息！

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‎接近了，心愛的主人

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‎好，來看一下

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‎只看到一團灰

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‎你看，寶物似乎就藏在灰燼下面

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‎我的老祖宗啊，隱祕純真的黃金角！

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‎那市價多少錢啊？

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‎超過五百萬，主人

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‎等等，父親

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‎也許能把她放在動物園？

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‎浪費這樣的寶藏？

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‎-對啊，草包，閉嘴！
‎-我不是草包

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‎這個角能讓我買三個新的模擬器

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‎我帶了彌賽亞派來給你

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‎什麼？這是啥？

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‎入侵者

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‎誰敢闖入我這塊骯髒的土地？

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‎抱歉，我把它留在烤箱太久

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‎其實根本不能放進烤箱烤啦

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‎要用微波爐，我還沒有微波爐

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‎我只是想來看看，我們還沒見過面

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‎我住隔壁，我叫克蘭西

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‎想打個招呼，我帶了彌賽亞派來

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‎你這個外人打斷我的行動
‎害我損失五千萬！

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‎父親！

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‎父親…

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‎角，妳拿到角了嗎？

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‎沒有，父親，獨角神獸跑了

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‎她亂講，父親
‎她讓獨角神獸跑掉，角不見了

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‎爹地

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‎史蒂菲亞金希奇！

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‎妳竟然又搞這種名堂

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‎主人，你看過自己的眼睛嗎？

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‎可惡，要融化了

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‎快抹上綠油，快點！

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‎快去！

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‎-身邊一堆白痴
‎-那個是幹嘛的？

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‎講笑話

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‎這裡一定有諧星

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‎謝謝，我確實是有幽默感

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‎一點也不好笑！

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‎大家都知道，每天要用燈頭油

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‎幫模擬器按摩，一天兩次

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‎否則裡頭的世界不會製造工藝品

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‎模擬器可能就會灰…

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‎可能就會毀滅啊，外人

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‎這表示會消失！

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‎煙消雲散！

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‎-不支倒地
‎-好吧

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‎很高興認識你們

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‎有空來坐，我住前面而已，吃派吧

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‎別再回來！

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‎我不會的

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‎沒什麼大不了，我又沒花一整天
‎做彌賽亞派

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‎你要這樣對待鄰居？

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‎我們共享這個環境！

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‎你要那樣對我？你要那樣對鄰居？

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‎有人送派來給你，你要說謝謝

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‎主人好，你不在時
‎我烤了東西要給你

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‎-是嗎？
‎-當然嘍

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‎什麼？你烤了什麼？

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‎請看彌賽亞眼

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‎糟糕

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‎主人，我想看你吃

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‎主人，快吃

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‎請吃

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‎吃…

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‎我…

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‎拜託

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‎不要！

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‎哎呀

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‎（模擬器維修，電話123-4567）

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‎模擬器維修，我是布萊斯隊長

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‎嘿，布萊斯

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‎我叫克蘭西，我的模擬器可能…

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‎-在噴紫煙？
‎-對

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‎裡面是裝哪種吸速儀？

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‎-不知道
‎-有循環管道嗎？

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‎-不知道
‎-乳節？

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‎-不知道
‎-平板膨脹計？

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‎-不知道
‎-加重蒸氣？

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‎你知道模擬器發生什麼事嗎？

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‎管道有問題，不知道，可能吧

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‎-我去檢查
‎-普萊斯隊長…

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‎天哪！

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‎你怎麼沒說有…

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‎…能吃自己的眼睛

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‎不要！

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‎靠！

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‎普萊斯隊長，你死了嗎？

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‎好耶！

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‎我的媽呀！

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‎你這是禁用的維瑪960
‎很快就要整臺故障了

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‎故障？

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‎你上次擦綠油是什麼時候？

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‎你的燈頭呢？

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‎普萊斯，老實說

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‎你講的我幾乎都不懂

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‎我剛從地球搬來這裡
‎在網上買了這塊地，很便宜…

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‎我好像有點自不量力

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‎克蘭西，普萊斯隊長會好好照顧你

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‎謝了，普萊斯隊長

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‎我不會告訴別人你一直在收集的

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‎違禁模擬生活

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‎-什麼？
‎-我也從模擬器

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‎收集了一些充滿魔力的生活

211
00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:44,745
‎你知道我的祕密了

212
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,539
‎我也知道你的

213
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,708
‎我們緊密交織

214
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:51,961
‎靠

215
00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,588
‎媽呀，製造更多出來了！

216
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:06,475
‎快點，找到你的燈頭
‎幫那部維瑪擦點綠油

217
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,978
‎免得我們被拉進時間碎片裡

218
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:10,354
‎普萊斯隊長，等我

219
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:11,897
‎克蘭西，你瞧

220
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,941
‎（危險勿進）

221
00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:14,900
‎火花

222
00:12:15,484 --> 00:12:16,485
‎火花？

223
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:20,156
‎只有那頭野獸身上的綠油

224
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:23,492
‎才能讓你的模擬器不致毀滅

225
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,745
‎布萊斯，我們有危險嗎？

226
00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:29,665
‎沒有，只要遵循我的簡單規矩就行了

227
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,543
‎現在就唱給你聽

228
00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:33,461
‎好

229
00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:34,712
‎喔…

230
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,424
‎我的媽呀！

231
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,509
‎草包，快點！

232
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,055
‎喔，我叫普萊斯隊長

233
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:46,766
‎以下是我的規矩

234
00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:49,727
‎別碰粉紅的時間碎片

235
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:51,562
‎你會變得老態龍鍾

236
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:53,606
‎若它像蒸氣那樣灰暗

237
00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:55,733
‎你會變成奶油

238
00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:59,653
‎若像鐵鏽那樣赤紅

239
00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:02,406
‎你會死掉、腐爛和嘔吐

240
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:05,826
‎若有部分呈現褐色

241
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,453
‎眼睛就會融化

242
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:10,372
‎別碰藍色的時間碎片

243
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:11,916
‎你的腿會變那樣

244
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:15,961
‎如果時間碎片有花香

245
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:17,797
‎快閃，否則會死人

246
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,757
‎若是咖啡色就沒關係

247
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,092
‎但別搞錯咖啡色跟褐色

248
00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:25,638
‎如果時間碎片是螢光綠

249
00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:27,932
‎我不確定會怎樣

250
00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:33,479
‎以上就是我的規矩

251
00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:36,690
‎我是普萊斯隊長

252
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:39,735
‎哇，你真會唱歌

253
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,987
‎謝謝，克蘭西

254
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:44,990
‎我顯然不是職業歌手，只是業餘興趣

255
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:47,368
‎我每天喜歡唱歌打發時間

256
00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:49,870
‎布萊斯隊長，這個傢伙呢？

257
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:50,830
‎看起來沒問題

258
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:56,669
‎這趁火打劫的倒楣鬼闖進來
‎結果進入紫色的時間碎片裡

259
00:13:57,253 --> 00:14:00,506
‎-這種會把人困在時間裡
‎-應該要救他吧？

260
00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:02,341
‎對這倒楣鬼來說恐怕太遲了

261
00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:03,717
‎他的心還在跳

262
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:06,929
‎但他的腦子已經壞掉了

263
00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:09,598
‎我來把他弄出來

264
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:15,479
‎是抱子甘藍，不是包子甘藍，抱子！

265
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:16,897
‎對，跟我想的一樣

266
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:19,066
‎-不是包子
‎-他壞掉了

267
00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:23,279
‎唯一人道的作法
‎就是讓這個漿糊腦袋回到從前

268
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:24,572
‎“包子”是啥鬼？

269
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:28,826
‎普萊斯，那個…

270
00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:31,453
‎像尿一樣黃的時間碎片會怎樣？

271
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:32,830
‎它悄悄靠近你了

272
00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:35,332
‎沒那種東西，笨蛋！

273
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:37,167
‎哎呀，規矩裡沒這個！

274
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:44,341
‎克蘭西！

275
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:47,636
‎-什麼？
‎-你要去救火花

276
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,432
‎收集綠油，擦在你的模擬器上

277
00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:55,853
‎命運召喚，一生只有一次！

278
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:04,445
‎我去偷鄰居的好了

279
00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:05,863
‎好

280
00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:26,926
‎你現在要吃我嗎？

281
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,135
‎沒有，閉嘴

282
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:30,012
‎-現在吃我
‎-出去

283
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:30,930
‎-拜託
‎-走開

284
00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:35,851
‎好耶

285
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,694
‎抱歉，我是來看彌賽亞派的

286
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:48,405
‎我想確定你們都喜歡

287
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,076
‎能借一點燈頭油嗎？

288
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:53,786
‎說來好笑

289
00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:56,914
‎我不曉得我的模擬器需要擦這個

290
00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:59,375
‎現在我覺得它快…

291
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:02,544
‎-有人入侵
‎-謝謝你的派

292
00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:05,130
‎克蘭西，再見

293
00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:18,894
‎主人，我能看到自己的眼睛

294
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,980
‎我能看到你的眼睛

295
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,690
‎這是我們的眼睛

296
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,526
‎多數眼贊成

297
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:29,530
‎克蘭西，早安，今天選擇哪個宇宙？

298
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:34,785
‎幹！

299
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,538
‎克蘭西，還好嗎？

300
00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:39,373
‎好得很，布萊斯！

301
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,083
‎好，再見

302
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,210
‎我的心血付之一炬

303
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:46,255
‎我哪知道你每天要抹油？

304
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:48,841
‎-主人，我講過
‎-哪有，什麼時候？

305
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:49,925
‎我一週前讓你看過

306
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,386
‎-那是一週前
‎-前一天也讓你看過

307
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:53,554
‎好吧，兩次

308
00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:56,223
‎-我在吊床邊講過
‎-三次，有什麼大不了

309
00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:58,559
‎-五分鐘前也讓你看過
‎-太晚了！

310
00:16:58,642 --> 00:17:00,060
‎主人，我明白了

311
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,187
‎-你一直進入我眾多的宇宙
‎-他媽的

312
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:05,107
‎-藉此逃避現實世界
‎-不用你教我怎麼過生活

313
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,276
‎我建議你見見我的好友大衛

314
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:10,863
‎-你怎麼會有朋友？
‎-他住在布頓78914

315
00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:12,322
‎他是冥想大師

316
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:15,117
‎我不想見你的無聊朋友大衛

317
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,869
‎你可以當章魚警長

318
00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:17,786
‎這樣怎…

319
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:19,580
‎主人，一路順風

320
00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:22,082
‎混帳，你給我亂來！

321
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,792
‎-玩得開心
‎-閉嘴！

322
00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:39,224
‎好多層次的趣味

323
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,270
‎嗨，克蘭西，我是大衛

324
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,523
‎請坐

325
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:50,652
‎不如你坐我臉上吧，冥想哥！

326
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,655
‎這樣如何？你那海豚的大微笑

327
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,366
‎還給我穿那麼舒適的褲子

328
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:57,743
‎聽起來怎樣？

329
00:17:57,951 --> 00:18:02,956
‎你見識到自己的真面目了嗎？
‎怒氣衝天！

330
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:05,084
‎講完了嗎？

331
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,376
‎講完了

332
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,378
‎我們一起坐一分鐘

333
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:12,466
‎我們起碼可以探索三個原則

334
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:15,344
‎第一，安靜

335
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,765
‎給你傾聽的空間

336
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,976
‎第二，靜止

337
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,686
‎給你感受的空間

338
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,314
‎第三，寬闊

339
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:29,483
‎給你空間

340
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,572
‎爛死了

341
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:38,742
‎簡直是我這輩子最差的經驗

342
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:42,204
‎怎麼會有人這樣對自己？

343
00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:45,707
‎水龍頭是不是沒關？
‎天哪，蜜蜂真奇妙

344
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,501
‎我妹對蜜蜂過敏

345
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:51,338
‎她的臉腫成豬頭
‎嘴唇腫成小丑時還滿酷的

346
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:53,173
‎真想念她，莎拉很酷

347
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:55,008
‎可惜我搞砸了我們的關係

348
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:56,718
‎臉好癢喔

349
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:57,719
‎我的天哪

350
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:00,681
‎猴子！

351
00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:10,524
‎猴子？

352
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:12,276
‎猴子！

353
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,279
‎猴子！

354
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,075
‎猴子

355
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,871
‎猴子！好可愛，小…

356
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:26,957
‎給我…嘿！

357
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:32,171
‎噓

358
00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:04,661
‎我辦到了，大衛，我辦到了

359
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,330
‎很好，祝今天愉快

360
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,875
‎等等，可以幫我解開嗎？

361
00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:10,792
‎好

362
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:18,800
‎走吧

363
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:24,640
‎一旦接受自己所在之處
‎而不是希望能在他處

364
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:25,849
‎一切就變好了

365
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:27,434
‎太好了

366
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,733
‎像是剎那間，我的想法都歸零了

367
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:35,901
‎好像我…

368
00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:38,320
‎-怎麼說？就是那樣
‎-糟糕

369
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:41,156
‎那樣正常嗎？

370
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,991
‎是的，鄧肯…

371
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:43,909
‎克蘭西

372
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:44,826
‎好的

373
00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:49,456
‎如果你沉浸在自己的故事裡

374
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:53,794
‎就像住在小公寓，只夠容納你自己

375
00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:55,212
‎跟你的小床墊

376
00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:58,173
‎一旦你和自己的想法之間有些空間

377
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,425
‎就像搬進一間大房子裡

378
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,141
‎有空間能邀請別人來

379
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:09,935
‎有空間容納你

380
00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:11,395
‎也有空間容納他們

381
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:13,230
‎那就是寬闊

382
00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:14,147
‎好酷

383
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,483
‎你講的是…

384
00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:18,068
‎我稍微想過這件事

385
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:21,822
‎你可以住在一間大房子裡
‎但仍然在囤積東西

386
00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:23,782
‎即便那些空間是空的

387
00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:27,619
‎你的腦袋還是裝滿那些

388
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:29,538
‎讓你時常痛苦的事

389
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:31,665
‎基本上，這就是心理空間

390
00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:32,916
‎你的大腦塞得太滿

391
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,209
‎就是這樣

392
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:37,421
‎然後你說：“要是我把腦袋清空呢？”

393
00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:38,630
‎-對
‎-那就清空腦袋

394
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,090
‎你試試啊

395
00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:41,091
‎有辦法嗎？

396
00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:43,176
‎可以，這學得會

397
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:44,553
‎但這不是目標

398
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:46,263
‎很多人在教冥想時

399
00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:53,103
‎像是要教人把腦袋當成
‎不守規矩的青少年，叫它閉嘴

400
00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:54,479
‎對，很強硬

401
00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:55,397
‎非常強硬

402
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,775
‎所以，你的意思是…你是說不要…

403
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:01,445
‎又不是說要拿肛塞

404
00:22:01,528 --> 00:22:05,282
‎塞進大腦的屁眼裡

405
00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:15,709
‎拿肛塞塞進大腦的屁眼裡

406
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:18,003
‎把那個部分塞起來…

407
00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:19,588
‎塞住的概念…

408
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,798
‎不是那個意思

409
00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:27,429
‎而是接受你有無限量的想法

410
00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:29,765
‎藉由瞭解

411
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:33,518
‎你不如想像中
‎跟那些想法連結那麼深，這能…

412
00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:35,604
‎-這就是那個意思
‎-對

413
00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:38,231
‎你不必緊抓住那個想法

414
00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:40,484
‎把它當作活下去唯一的方法

415
00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:41,777
‎-哇
‎-有另一種選擇

416
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:44,988
‎就是用感知到的物體回到當下

417
00:22:45,155 --> 00:22:45,989
‎我懂了

418
00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:47,032
‎我領悟了

419
00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:49,117
‎-謝謝，我的領悟兄弟
‎-好的

420
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:52,454
‎現在我要回到我的世界，永遠改變它

421
00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:54,122
‎-我要問一個問題
‎-好

422
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,290
‎在臨走前

423
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:59,544
‎你怎麼知道你覺得自己領悟了

424
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:01,713
‎而且要去拯救其他的生物呢？

425
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,598
‎好，進廣告

426
00:23:16,978 --> 00:23:19,106
‎我要離開錄音室了

427
00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:21,900
‎臨走前，來

428
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:23,402
‎把這個帶走

429
00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:28,990
‎好樣的，大衛，我懂了
‎你什麼都沒給我

430
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,742
‎克蘭西，仔細看

431
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,246
‎哇

432
00:23:36,706 --> 00:23:37,582
‎哇

433
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,335
‎-謝謝
‎-這沒什麼

434
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:48,635
‎我回來了！

435
00:23:48,718 --> 00:23:51,680
‎主人好，跟大衛聊得愉快嗎？

436
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:53,515
‎-很愉快
‎-很好

437
00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:55,892
‎你看到戴斗篷的猴子了嗎？

438
00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:56,810
‎看到了！

439
00:23:57,310 --> 00:23:59,646
‎-謝了，電腦
‎-主人，不客氣

440
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:03,692
‎叫我“克蘭西，領悟之人”

441
00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:05,360
‎該死

442
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:18,665
‎克蘭西？

443
00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:20,333
‎抱歉，布萊斯隊長

444
00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:22,335
‎我完全忘記你還在那裡

445
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:25,505
‎我們有時會受腦蠅影響，在所難免

446
00:24:27,048 --> 00:24:28,633
‎很遺憾你困在裡面

447
00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:31,052
‎不必擔心，我很好

448
00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:34,222
‎終於有時間能好好想事情

449
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,892
‎讓我有了全新的觀點

450
00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:37,809
‎太棒了

451
00:24:38,935 --> 00:24:41,938
‎-克蘭西，能幫我個忙嗎？
‎-好啊

452
00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:43,440
‎若不麻煩的話

453
00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:46,026
‎拿幫我拿點吃的東西嗎？

454
00:24:46,109 --> 00:24:47,277
‎沒問題

455
00:25:04,127 --> 00:25:09,049
‎好的，你上天堂後
‎一定會獲得兩輛雙輪戰車

456
00:25:09,549 --> 00:25:10,842
‎好人，謝謝你

457
00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:12,010
‎不客氣

458
00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:52,592
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